Our New Commentary section - Ask Willie!We here at pleasegodno.com are proud to present our newest feature commentary section, entitled "Ask Willie" which features intelligent insight by our newest guest…
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"Of all undiagnosed problems of Richard Hawkins, the most heart-wrenching one was his poor penmanship," stated Dr. Tom Jenkins, a clinical psychologist for the Omaha based Children's hospital in an interview…
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Donda West, mother of infamous rapper Kanye West, was reported, "Dead as shit, Nigger" during a phone interview with a family friend on Wednesday. The West's family friend, speaking on the condition of…
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Fiber One = constant flatulenceStep aside Kashi GoLEAN Crunch, and say hello to Fiber One Bars. Never, ever in my entire life, have a dropped as much ass as I do after eating these. I mean, check out the…
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Parents and students lived every person's worst nightmare as another school shooter blasted his way onto the 10 o'clock news. Upon hearing the news, parents streamed into the school looking for answers as well…
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Not Happy with SpideyNot Happy with SpongeBobYoussif did not even crack a smile while meeting his childhood heroes, it was reported Saturday. "I know it's not the real Spider-Man," stated Youssif. "This is the…
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Kevin Everett investigates soil samples during a season opening NFL game SundayKevin Everett was quietly removed from thousands of American's fantasy football lineups Monday.
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Get over it assholes. She's dead, and here's the pictures. I am so sick of benefit concerts, memorials, and auto-erotic asphyxiation jerk off sessions about Princess Diana. Sure people liked her; but for…
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Burned Iraqi child finds solace in Marlon Brando. "It's amazing how some gasoline and a match instantly transformed me into a Marlon Brando look-alike", Youssif, the young Iraqi boy stated this week. "When I…
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A full week after the Utah mine collapse that left six miners stranded, new help is coming in the form of Yahtzee boards and nationalization papers. "There is only one thing that will kill a group of six…
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Mormons... Dumb. Joseph Smith was the only one of Jesus' disciples to get shot in the face with a gun. Of all religions, I would have to say the Mormonism is the most delusionally retarded. The fact that we…
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The Pro Shop at Sea StarI despise junk mail. Especially when you KNOW they got your address by farming it from an improperly sent mass email. Sometimes replying with "unsubscribe" doesn't cut it. The Pro Shop…
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