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Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

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Mormons... Dumb.

Joseph Smith was the only one of Jesus' disciples to get shot in the face with a gun.
Of all religions, I would have to say the Mormonism is the most delusionally retarded.
The fact that we have a presidential candidate that believes this crap is almost as offensive as our current president that believes this crap.
I have respect for most people's religious views. Catholics, Baptists, Jews, and even Pastafarians.
But Mormonism is just outright ridiculous.
One of the scariest things about Mormons, is that they have the capacity to believe anything... No matter how insanely and comically unsensical.
"(The book of Mormon) was done in a space of three months, using scribes while Smith translated (from golden plates) from behind a curtain."
If the level of sophistication required to brainwash millions of people into a religion was displayed by Smith, we all have the capacity to start a religion.
After all, there must be a group of people in the world that would tithe to a religion that was rooted in a story of a guy like me, sitting in my bathroom with a black light, reading my wall splattered feces like a Rorschach Inkblot Test.
Just as logical, and just as ridiculous.

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  1. Brett says:
    01/07/2009 02:04:54 PM

    Complete friggin retards. At least christianity is based on multiple accounts, but this is completely mormonic, i mean moronic. This dude Smith finds these gold plates only he can read (Clue 1 that he's a con). Then, God says "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife, so stock up on ones own before thy wife section at thy supermarket runeth out." Clearly, this guy couldn't get a date, so this was a massive attempt to stock up on all of the dumb woman he could find at one time. Freaks. BTW, this is considered a CULT and not officially recognized as a religion by the Catholic or Christian community. The reason = no factual truth behind their doctrine. One mans word is equal to an opinion (Joseph Smith) and warrants a dictatorship or a cult. Hence Waco, TX.

  2. cathhater says:
    02/22/2009 08:57:50 PM

    Catholics are fucktards too.They say they are what they are but then fuck mass people, use birth control( that's supposed to be a sin), go to strip joints, and give birth to multiple kids before they graduate highschool. Hypocrits!

  3. john says:
    04/17/2009 12:51:01 AM

    look all catholics are retarted remeber the ten commandments. only the high preist could go behind a curtain to see them. also people back in jesus' time were not as educated as we are now so jesus could of done a magic trick and the world would be like holy fuck its the son of god praise him. all religions can be washed away by a dose of common sense and a bit of science

  4. The One says:
    04/25/2009 10:14:30 PM

    Actually, no religion is based on evidence. They are all untrue and fucking retarted.

  5. Nunya Ausunto says:
    05/23/2009 04:41:39 PM

    haha I google "are mormons retarded" and this is what I got. Hilarious

  6. Kristie says:
    06/12/2009 01:12:35 AM

    hey I just have a comment, I am not a mormon, but I find it so interesting that so many people bash this church, I mean if it a hoax and fake, then the people in it are the dumb ones, why waste your time bashing on it? Obviously there is something to it if so many people feel entitled to talk bad about it and "try" to prove its false, because as much studing and searching I have done, there is not true hard facts or evidence any of it is false, only alot of this bull shit, and theories, why don't you get your facts straight before wasting your time on pulling others down.

  7. Badger says:
    06/19/2009 06:50:10 AM

    For one, Kristy has half a point in that there seems to be a lot of bashing by many with a somewhat questionable understanding of the concept of religion. Although I feel that she is rather hypocritical herself in that she was compelled to sit here and bash the people who have posted comments. When an idea is presented to someone, it is only natural to question it and express their own opinion. It is not a waste of time because to question is the only way to truly learn. Question teachers, question authority, question me, question yourself, otherwise you will only gain a half understanding of someone else's point of view and nothing more.

    The way I see it, if I answer the door and have to deal with some random stranger at my doorstep trying to preach to me and handing me some lame pamphlet, then I have every right to log on and talk about how rediculous it is.
    I mean seriously, way to copy the Jahovah's Witnesses. At least 3 quarters of Jahovah's Witnesses where smart enough to leave the faith when the world didn't end in 1925. They changed it to 1975 and even more left when that one was proved wrong as well.

    For any one to say that their way is the only way is in itself ignorant. It is the belief itself that the individual holds that makes such things relevant in their lives. I feel that Jesus Christ and Sidhartha Gautama had many of the same ideals, though Jesus had the misfortune of having his teachings twisted and contradicted by a bunch of degenerate Romans as a means to gain power and denounce the pagan traditions that where previously practiced in Rome, while Sidhartha's teachings where kept intact by his followers in that their culture was left undisturbed for thousands of years of peace without the need for the power struggles that plagues the birthplace of Catholicism even today.

    And as far as Joseph Smith is concerned: he was an eccentric and a racist who had already been convicted of fraud prior to the founding of the church.
    His claims about the Native Americans where ignorant and prejudiced. Jerusilum is located in the middle east, therefore even if they did come to America, they would be tan skinned as well, Jesus had tan skin and so did the ancestors of every human being that ever lived. Polygamy is chauvinistic. If a man can have multiple wives, then a woman should be able to have multiple husbands. And his obvious ignorance of geology and history is actually really kind of funny, it's also pretty sad.

    At least L. Ron Hubbard had an imaginative scam, even if it was just as moronic.

  8. DaTruth says:
    07/13/2009 02:16:15 AM

    I'm agnostic theist but I don't mind Christianity, Judaism, and Buddhism that much. Not too sure about Hinduism. However, Mormonism, Scientology, Islam, and Shintoism are the most retarded religions. Why people believe those 4, I have no idea.

  9. L.Ron Hubbards Ghost says:
    07/26/2009 04:33:00 PM

    every religion is retarded, but mormonism, evangelical-pentecostal, and scientology just take the cake made of retarded fetus'. I have respect for those who can question their faith and accept that their holy doctorines are a tad exaggerated, but I have zero respect or tolerance for the people in these religions, or any fundementalist of any religion.

  10. HeadshotHoncho says:
    08/13/2009 10:27:54 PM

    Smith translated from a hat not from behind a curtain. You respect Pastafarianism beliefs? Hahaha! I'm a Pastafarian and I don't respect the beliefs. I repect the religion. No-one actually believes in the FSM, it's just a comical way of being an atheist. That's why I am one.

    But anyway, nice piece. I agree with you; Mormons are FUCKING RETARDED. I actually googled "Mormons are fucking retarded" and got this haha!

  11. Geoff says:
    09/22/2009 07:53:11 PM

    Why bash the mormons? Because they're a bunch iof fascist wads. While I think anyone is free to believe whatever they want, this bunch of kooks has taken it upon themselves to quietly co-opt the Boy Scouts, as well as get involved in the Proposition 8 battle in California. I say screw 'em - they want to play politics, they lose their tax-exempt status. Asswipes.

  12. Anonymous says:
    06/03/2010 06:51:10 PM

    you are callinf us retarted when we have the savoir so before you point fingers saying there retarted look in the mirror and point to yourself

  13. Richard says:
    06/08/2010 09:02:53 AM

    Anonymous, look how your religion was created you idiot. FUCK MORMONS, WIERD GULLABLE BASTARDS!

  14. strap says:
    06/17/2010 03:20:53 PM

    Fuck the Mormons. They are just a very large cult that changes its doctrine according to political pressure. Perhaps "their" God can't make up his mind. Examples being. ..poligamy and African American men holding the priesthood. Fuck them for not knowing how to differentiate between matters of church and state with their involvement in prop 8. Fuck you all brainwashed cult members. May the real God have mercy on you

  15. kay says:
    07/12/2010 02:25:25 PM

    im an atheist, but i think you guys are going too far with all this. everybody believes what they believe. theres no right or wrong thing about that. the only thing that is wrong is when ya'll write stuff like all that. 'fuck the mormons' 'FUCK MORMONS, WIERD GULLABLE BASTARDS!'
    **S T E R E O T Y P I N G.
    shit, all of you just shut up and be happy;)
    nobody like negativity,
    i bet most of you guys dont even think about other ways earth was created&shit. just believing what you were grown up believing. think about it, its all science. oh, and if there was a god, would he really want you guys to be saying 'fuck mormons' and shit? hahahahaha you guys are so stupid, and you dont see how dumb and immature you are being. bye:)

  16. Jessica says:
    07/19/2010 11:09:37 AM

    The problem with these dumb religions is that they get into the politics of our country; they try to keep gays from marrying and they spout religious nonsense that has influence over people who have NOTHING to do with their stupid faith. Believe anything you want but KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

    "we all have the capacity to start a religion"
    Totally. That's what cults are. And most cults are just an excuse for creepy old dudes to have sex with underage girls.

  17. Ryan says:
    07/21/2010 01:57:44 AM

    Jessica there is nothing wrong with religious people playing a role in politics. Gays, Lesbians, & Transexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry in this country. What religious nonsense would you be referring too that has influence over people? You know its not exactly a matter of religion as much as it is a matter of morality. I know the difference between right & wrong as do most people. Homosexuality is considered a sin among the religious community. I am not a part of that community but I still know homosexuality is wrong. Animals might take part in it but a human being should know better. You can have love for the same gender but that doesn't mean you should try to engage in sex acts with them. Many of the problems we have in this country is because of the lack of religion. Killing babies left & right isn't helping anything. What they should be doing with these whores that want abortions is killing them along with the bastard child. Just line em' up in the streets & put one in the head. But then again a complete theocracy is definitely not the answer this country needs. We really just need a good shot of common sense & morality. That'd help put us back on the right track.

  18. Tk (Admin) says:
    07/21/2010 02:15:29 AM

    Ok, I rarely respond to comments, but this is directly from Ryan's Facebook page... " Anyway I'm a high school graduate (barely) who drives truck for a living (if you want to call it that). I've enjoyed blogging in the past but rarely do it anymore. I've never been married, have no kids, & still live at home with the folks. I have no real ambitions in life, zero initiative, & that is kind of sad. I do enjoy trucking but g** da** these cut rate sons of bit**es are making it hard out here for a man to make an honest living. Well have yourself a good day or as they say down south, "have a good 'un!"
    Ok he is single and one of his favorite quotes is "I ain't got no panties on". His political views are... and I quote " Anti-Obama/Pro-Fox News"
    Ok, so he's a redneck racist truck driver who is God-fearing and loves to knock up lot-lizards at truck stops and then wants them and their babies shot? Sounds like he must LOVE Fox News!
    Man, Ryan... I'm sorry you feel inadequate for barely graduating high school, becoming a "truck driver", and having your Uncle finger you in the third grade. It mentions "lying with a man" in the bible, but it mentions lying, stealing, and banging lot lizards ten times as much. Way to selectively read the bible you inbred WalMart red-neck white trash hillbilly.

  19. Veronica says:
    08/04/2010 11:16:58 PM

    Ryan, there is plenty wrong when religion interferes with politics. There is a reason our founding fathers insisted that there was a separation of church and state, and we see it in our constitution. Gays, Lesbians, & Transexuals do have the right to marry. I'm personally not gay, I'm a straight married woman, but I understand that being gay is not a choice. I know you like to think it is, but I have been studying sexuality for years, and our brains are hard wired from a young age (usually around 4 to 6 years old) to have certain preferences. It can be a attraction to women with blonde hair, or men with tan skin, or even people of the same sex. I know you must think it's all sexual now, but our personal preferences in a partner have different levels. I for one am into tall Asian men, and my husband happens to be a tall Asian man. That's not to say that I'm ONLY sexually attracted to him. I'm in love with him, he's my best friend. I appreciate his intellect, and conversation, romance, etc.

    People who are gay most likely first have that physical attraction towards each other, just like an heterosexual couple. Afterward, they fall in love, and the attraction is on many levels, including personality, interests, etc, just like any other normal couple. People seem to have the stereotype that gays are cheaters and just want to have sex. WRONG. Most gay people long to be in long lasting relationships or be married. I for sure have never met a promiscuous gay or lesbian. Homosexuals can't hide their attraction for the same sex, the same way you probably can't hide your affection for blonde's with big boobs. These things are just hard wired.

    More than 50% of marriages in the USA end in divorce. I gays diverse the right that so many straight Americans abuse. If you really are a religious man, you would realize to let these people be. As far as I know, God is the one and only being that can pass judgment. We should not choose whether two people of the same sex should be unified or not. If they truly are committing a sin (which I know they're not) then they will be judged accordingly by God, and not by man. Spread love, not H8. This is the word of the Lord.

  20. Dave says:
    08/15/2010 08:33:47 PM

    I find it funny that catholics call mormans retarded, and muslims call christians retarded, and jews call buddhists retarded. If you believe there is a magic man that cares about your day to day shit...... you are retarded. Each and every one of you. When you die, your retarded life is over, so stop being retarded. Fucking retards.

  21. Ryan says:
    08/16/2010 04:58:25 AM

    Well Mr. Tk it seems you failed to read the part about me being an atheist. I know I didn't exactly say it but it wasn't that hard to read into. I never said the bible says this or that. In fact I never used the word "Bible" at all. I said "among the religious community" so where did I selectively read anything? I don't know what I said to make me look racist to you. Oh wait a minute it must be because I'm not an Obama lover. I take it you read something & put your own spin on it even if its not really there to begin with, right? Also I don't know if you know where Michigan is on the map but not too many redneck hillbillies live up there. Those quotes on the facebook page are just random bullshit you hear out here on the road. You know like the "lot lizards" you say I must be fucking because that is a stereotype of truckers you like to think is true. I understand you must not have liked what I had to say. So really it wouldn't matter what my facebook page had said you'd still twist it around to your liking. I could've said I worked at a fast food place & you'd say how I like to put my own "special sauce" on the burgers or what have you. I'm sorry you don't agree with me but rather than tear me down why not explain why instead? Its easy to bash someone when they say or do something you don't agree with. With assholes like you administrating this site I take it I should've just kept my words to myself. Problem is I actually agree with what you had to say with the "fucking retarted mormons". Yeah that reminds me why did you bleep out what I wrote on facebook when you've got fuck this, fuck that written all up & down this page? I'm surprised you failed to mention scientology. Let me ask you something here. I'm guessing you're a homosexual or at the least a very liberal person. To each his own man, you be all you can be, its all right by me. Just don't go hating on someone because you don't like what they have to say. It makes you look like a complete douche bag.

    Veronica I know what you're saying with the whole seperation of church & state in the constitution. I hope you know the majority of our fore fathers were religious. They knew what they were doing when they put that in there. They didn't want the same shit that was happening across the pond to happen here. I find it hard to believe they wanted a complete seperation though with so much religious acts that occur around politics. Our money reading "In God We Trust." The prayer they say in Congress too. We used to have prayer in schools. That fucking ACLU is something else. Some of the shit they fight for is just too much. I mean c'mon the fucking "manger scene" offends atheist people so its ACLU to the rescue. Its like this whole deal with them wanting to build a mosque on ground zero (near it, whatever). I'll bet the ACLU will get involved somewhere along the way. They've got over a hundred mosques in the damn city already. There is one reason & one reason only why they want to build this one. Anyway I digress I don't see how religion playing a role in politics would be deemed an interference. I do see how Obama & his cronies totally ignoring the constitution on the other hand as interfering. No money to spend on anything but its alright because he is black so no body is going to say its wrong or they'll be deemed a racist. Much like the admin has demonstrated with me being anti-Obama so I must be racist. Fact is I am not a racist & if I was it'd be hard to do what I do. Don't get me wrong I hate anyone that the word "nigger" describes. White, Black, Hispanic it doesn't matter. I don't hate any particular race. I do hate the ones that choose that "gangsta thug" lifestyle & those that just want to sit on their ass & let the government take care of them. I don't hate gays either. I'm just old school when it comes to marriage. If they want to be together then fine as long as they don't shove their love for each other down my throat. The people in California voted against Proposition 8 but a gay judge ignored them & let it roll. What ever happened to the "majority rule" in this country? People weren't for nationalized healthcare either & look where we're at now. The people have no say anymore it seems. I guess anything is possible when they can put a black man in the white house who wasn't even born here. You know what surprises me though is how he is still breathing. Pelosi & Reid too for that matter. Oh well hopefully our childrens children will have it back on track...

  22. Nathan says:
    08/17/2010 12:40:42 PM

    My wife's family was taken in by the con man Joseph Smith from the very beginning. Got his hooks into the poor bastard (actually he was wealthy) and sucked him dry. Smith was as slick as Bernie Madoff. All he ever did was ask for cold hard currency (gold silver) or your belongings (cattle/oxen/mules) and he handed out his freaking blessing in return. After giving the "prophet" $30,000.00 in gold and belongings Smith told him "your children will never beg bread". No shit?? An neither will yours you thief. Then there was the good old Kirtland Safety Society Bank bank in Kirtland OH. Ohio would not charter the Mormons a bank so they started their own with donations from our family. In exchange they got paper money that two years later were only good to start a fire.The poor man left Kirtland witrh $7.50 in his pocket and a broken down team of mules to take him to Missouri. (where the garden of Eden was/and was going to be the new Zion)

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