Aug 10
Mormons... Dumb.

Joseph Smith was the only one of Jesus' disciples to get shot in the face with a gun.
Of all religions, I would have to say the Mormonism is the most delusionally retarded.
The fact that we have a presidential candidate that believes this crap is almost as offensive as our current president that believes this crap.
I have respect for most people's religious views. Catholics, Baptists, Jews, and even Pastafarians.
But Mormonism is just outright ridiculous.
One of the scariest things about Mormons, is that they have the capacity to believe anything... No matter how insanely and comically unsensical.
"(The book of Mormon) was done in a space of three months, using scribes while Smith translated (from golden plates) from behind a curtain."
If the level of sophistication required to brainwash millions of people into a religion was displayed by Smith, we all have the capacity to start a religion.
After all, there must be a group of people in the world that would tithe to a religion that was rooted in a story of a guy like me, sitting in my bathroom with a black light, reading my wall splattered feces like a Rorschach Inkblot Test.
Just as logical, and just as ridiculous.

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  1. Brett says:

    Complete friggin retards. At least christianity is based on multiple accounts, but this is completely mormonic, i mean moronic. This dude Smith finds these gold plates only he can read (Clue 1 that he's a con). Then, God says "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife, so stock up on ones own before thy wife section at thy supermarket runeth out." Clearly, this guy couldn't get a date, so this was a massive attempt to stock up on all of the dumb woman he could find at one time. Freaks. BTW, this is considered a CULT and not officially recognized as a religion by the Catholic or Christian community. The reason = no factual truth behind their doctrine. One mans word is equal to an opinion (Joseph Smith) and warrants a dictatorship or a cult. Hence Waco, TX.

  2. cathhater says:

    Catholics are fucktards too.They say they are what they are but then fuck mass people, use birth control( that's supposed to be a sin), go to strip joints, and give birth to multiple kids before they graduate highschool. Hypocrits!

  3. john says:

    look all catholics are retarted remeber the ten commandments. only the high preist could go behind a curtain to see them. also people back in jesus' time were not as educated as we are now so jesus could of done a magic trick and the world would be like holy fuck its the son of god praise him. all religions can be washed away by a dose of common sense and a bit of science

  4. The One says:

    Actually, no religion is based on evidence. They are all untrue and fucking retarted.

  5. Nunya Ausunto says:

    haha I google "are mormons retarded" and this is what I got. Hilarious

  6. Kristie says:

    hey I just have a comment, I am not a mormon, but I find it so interesting that so many people bash this church, I mean if it a hoax and fake, then the people in it are the dumb ones, why waste your time bashing on it? Obviously there is something to it if so many people feel entitled to talk bad about it and "try" to prove its false, because as much studing and searching I have done, there is not true hard facts or evidence any of it is false, only alot of this bull shit, and theories, why don't you get your facts straight before wasting your time on pulling others down.

  7. Badger says:

    For one, Kristy has half a point in that there seems to be a lot of bashing by many with a somewhat questionable understanding of the concept of religion. Although I feel that she is rather hypocritical herself in that she was compelled to sit here and bash the people who have posted comments. When an idea is presented to someone, it is only natural to question it and express their own opinion. It is not a waste of time because to question is the only way to truly learn. Question teachers, question authority, question me, question yourself, otherwise you will only gain a half understanding of someone else's point of view and nothing more.

    The way I see it, if I answer the door and have to deal with some random stranger at my doorstep trying to preach to me and handing me some lame pamphlet, then I have every right to log on and talk about how rediculous it is.
    I mean seriously, way to copy the Jahovah's Witnesses. At least 3 quarters of Jahovah's Witnesses where smart enough to leave the faith when the world didn't end in 1925. They changed it to 1975 and even more left when that one was proved wrong as well.

    For any one to say that their way is the only way is in itself ignorant. It is the belief itself that the individual holds that makes such things relevant in their lives. I feel that Jesus Christ and Sidhartha Gautama had many of the same ideals, though Jesus had the misfortune of having his teachings twisted and contradicted by a bunch of degenerate Romans as a means to gain power and denounce the pagan traditions that where previously practiced in Rome, while Sidhartha's teachings where kept intact by his followers in that their culture was left undisturbed for thousands of years of peace without the need for the power struggles that plagues the birthplace of Catholicism even today.

    And as far as Joseph Smith is concerned: he was an eccentric and a racist who had already been convicted of fraud prior to the founding of the church.
    His claims about the Native Americans where ignorant and prejudiced. Jerusilum is located in the middle east, therefore even if they did come to America, they would be tan skinned as well, Jesus had tan skin and so did the ancestors of every human being that ever lived. Polygamy is chauvinistic. If a man can have multiple wives, then a woman should be able to have multiple husbands. And his obvious ignorance of geology and history is actually really kind of funny, it's also pretty sad.

    At least L. Ron Hubbard had an imaginative scam, even if it was just as moronic.

  8. DaTruth says:

    I'm agnostic theist but I don't mind Christianity, Judaism, and Buddhism that much. Not too sure about Hinduism. However, Mormonism, Scientology, Islam, and Shintoism are the most retarded religions. Why people believe those 4, I have no idea.

  9. L.Ron Hubbards Ghost says:

    every religion is retarded, but mormonism, evangelical-pentecostal, and scientology just take the cake made of retarded fetus'. I have respect for those who can question their faith and accept that their holy doctorines are a tad exaggerated, but I have zero respect or tolerance for the people in these religions, or any fundementalist of any religion.

  10. HeadshotHoncho says:

    Smith translated from a hat not from behind a curtain. You respect Pastafarianism beliefs? Hahaha! I'm a Pastafarian and I don't respect the beliefs. I repect the religion. No-one actually believes in the FSM, it's just a comical way of being an atheist. That's why I am one.

    But anyway, nice piece. I agree with you; Mormons are FUCKING RETARDED. I actually googled "Mormons are fucking retarded" and got this haha!

  11. Geoff says:

    Why bash the mormons? Because they're a bunch iof fascist wads. While I think anyone is free to believe whatever they want, this bunch of kooks has taken it upon themselves to quietly co-opt the Boy Scouts, as well as get involved in the Proposition 8 battle in California. I say screw 'em - they want to play politics, they lose their tax-exempt status. Asswipes.

  12. Anonymous says:

    you are callinf us retarted when we have the savoir so before you point fingers saying there retarted look in the mirror and point to yourself

  13. Richard says:

    Anonymous, look how your religion was created you idiot. FUCK MORMONS, WIERD GULLABLE BASTARDS!

  14. strap says:

    Fuck the Mormons. They are just a very large cult that changes its doctrine according to political pressure. Perhaps "their" God can't make up his mind. Examples being. ..poligamy and African American men holding the priesthood. Fuck them for not knowing how to differentiate between matters of church and state with their involvement in prop 8. Fuck you all brainwashed cult members. May the real God have mercy on you

  15. kay says:

    im an atheist, but i think you guys are going too far with all this. everybody believes what they believe. theres no right or wrong thing about that. the only thing that is wrong is when ya'll write stuff like all that. 'fuck the mormons' 'FUCK MORMONS, WIERD GULLABLE BASTARDS!'
    **S T E R E O T Y P I N G.
    shit, all of you just shut up and be happy;)
    nobody like negativity,
    i bet most of you guys dont even think about other ways earth was created&shit. just believing what you were grown up believing. think about it, its all science. oh, and if there was a god, would he really want you guys to be saying 'fuck mormons' and shit? hahahahaha you guys are so stupid, and you dont see how dumb and immature you are being. bye:)

  16. Jessica says:

    The problem with these dumb religions is that they get into the politics of our country; they try to keep gays from marrying and they spout religious nonsense that has influence over people who have NOTHING to do with their stupid faith. Believe anything you want but KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

    "we all have the capacity to start a religion"
    Totally. That's what cults are. And most cults are just an excuse for creepy old dudes to have sex with underage girls.

  17. Ryan says:

    Jessica there is nothing wrong with religious people playing a role in politics. Gays, Lesbians, & Transexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry in this country. What religious nonsense would you be referring too that has influence over people? You know its not exactly a matter of religion as much as it is a matter of morality. I know the difference between right & wrong as do most people. Homosexuality is considered a sin among the religious community. I am not a part of that community but I still know homosexuality is wrong. Animals might take part in it but a human being should know better. You can have love for the same gender but that doesn't mean you should try to engage in sex acts with them. Many of the problems we have in this country is because of the lack of religion. Killing babies left & right isn't helping anything. What they should be doing with these whores that want abortions is killing them along with the bastard child. Just line em' up in the streets & put one in the head. But then again a complete theocracy is definitely not the answer this country needs. We really just need a good shot of common sense & morality. That'd help put us back on the right track.

  18. Tk (Admin) says:

    Ok, I rarely respond to comments, but this is directly from Ryan's Facebook page... " Anyway I'm a high school graduate (barely) who drives truck for a living (if you want to call it that). I've enjoyed blogging in the past but rarely do it anymore. I've never been married, have no kids, & still live at home with the folks. I have no real ambitions in life, zero initiative, & that is kind of sad. I do enjoy trucking but g** da** these cut rate sons of bit**es are making it hard out here for a man to make an honest living. Well have yourself a good day or as they say down south, "have a good 'un!"
    Ok he is single and one of his favorite quotes is "I ain't got no panties on". His political views are... and I quote " Anti-Obama/Pro-Fox News"
    Ok, so he's a redneck racist truck driver who is God-fearing and loves to knock up lot-lizards at truck stops and then wants them and their babies shot? Sounds like he must LOVE Fox News!
    Man, Ryan... I'm sorry you feel inadequate for barely graduating high school, becoming a "truck driver", and having your Uncle finger you in the third grade. It mentions "lying with a man" in the bible, but it mentions lying, stealing, and banging lot lizards ten times as much. Way to selectively read the bible you inbred WalMart red-neck white trash hillbilly.

  19. Veronica says:

    Ryan, there is plenty wrong when religion interferes with politics. There is a reason our founding fathers insisted that there was a separation of church and state, and we see it in our constitution. Gays, Lesbians, & Transexuals do have the right to marry. I'm personally not gay, I'm a straight married woman, but I understand that being gay is not a choice. I know you like to think it is, but I have been studying sexuality for years, and our brains are hard wired from a young age (usually around 4 to 6 years old) to have certain preferences. It can be a attraction to women with blonde hair, or men with tan skin, or even people of the same sex. I know you must think it's all sexual now, but our personal preferences in a partner have different levels. I for one am into tall Asian men, and my husband happens to be a tall Asian man. That's not to say that I'm ONLY sexually attracted to him. I'm in love with him, he's my best friend. I appreciate his intellect, and conversation, romance, etc.

    People who are gay most likely first have that physical attraction towards each other, just like an heterosexual couple. Afterward, they fall in love, and the attraction is on many levels, including personality, interests, etc, just like any other normal couple. People seem to have the stereotype that gays are cheaters and just want to have sex. WRONG. Most gay people long to be in long lasting relationships or be married. I for sure have never met a promiscuous gay or lesbian. Homosexuals can't hide their attraction for the same sex, the same way you probably can't hide your affection for blonde's with big boobs. These things are just hard wired.

    More than 50% of marriages in the USA end in divorce. I gays diverse the right that so many straight Americans abuse. If you really are a religious man, you would realize to let these people be. As far as I know, God is the one and only being that can pass judgment. We should not choose whether two people of the same sex should be unified or not. If they truly are committing a sin (which I know they're not) then they will be judged accordingly by God, and not by man. Spread love, not H8. This is the word of the Lord.

  20. Dave says:

    I find it funny that catholics call mormans retarded, and muslims call christians retarded, and jews call buddhists retarded. If you believe there is a magic man that cares about your day to day shit...... you are retarded. Each and every one of you. When you die, your retarded life is over, so stop being retarded. Fucking retards.

  21. Ryan says:

    Well Mr. Tk it seems you failed to read the part about me being an atheist. I know I didn't exactly say it but it wasn't that hard to read into. I never said the bible says this or that. In fact I never used the word "Bible" at all. I said "among the religious community" so where did I selectively read anything? I don't know what I said to make me look racist to you. Oh wait a minute it must be because I'm not an Obama lover. I take it you read something & put your own spin on it even if its not really there to begin with, right? Also I don't know if you know where Michigan is on the map but not too many redneck hillbillies live up there. Those quotes on the facebook page are just random bullshit you hear out here on the road. You know like the "lot lizards" you say I must be fucking because that is a stereotype of truckers you like to think is true. I understand you must not have liked what I had to say. So really it wouldn't matter what my facebook page had said you'd still twist it around to your liking. I could've said I worked at a fast food place & you'd say how I like to put my own "special sauce" on the burgers or what have you. I'm sorry you don't agree with me but rather than tear me down why not explain why instead? Its easy to bash someone when they say or do something you don't agree with. With assholes like you administrating this site I take it I should've just kept my words to myself. Problem is I actually agree with what you had to say with the "fucking retarted mormons". Yeah that reminds me why did you bleep out what I wrote on facebook when you've got fuck this, fuck that written all up & down this page? I'm surprised you failed to mention scientology. Let me ask you something here. I'm guessing you're a homosexual or at the least a very liberal person. To each his own man, you be all you can be, its all right by me. Just don't go hating on someone because you don't like what they have to say. It makes you look like a complete douche bag.

    Veronica I know what you're saying with the whole seperation of church & state in the constitution. I hope you know the majority of our fore fathers were religious. They knew what they were doing when they put that in there. They didn't want the same shit that was happening across the pond to happen here. I find it hard to believe they wanted a complete seperation though with so much religious acts that occur around politics. Our money reading "In God We Trust." The prayer they say in Congress too. We used to have prayer in schools. That fucking ACLU is something else. Some of the shit they fight for is just too much. I mean c'mon the fucking "manger scene" offends atheist people so its ACLU to the rescue. Its like this whole deal with them wanting to build a mosque on ground zero (near it, whatever). I'll bet the ACLU will get involved somewhere along the way. They've got over a hundred mosques in the damn city already. There is one reason & one reason only why they want to build this one. Anyway I digress I don't see how religion playing a role in politics would be deemed an interference. I do see how Obama & his cronies totally ignoring the constitution on the other hand as interfering. No money to spend on anything but its alright because he is black so no body is going to say its wrong or they'll be deemed a racist. Much like the admin has demonstrated with me being anti-Obama so I must be racist. Fact is I am not a racist & if I was it'd be hard to do what I do. Don't get me wrong I hate anyone that the word "nigger" describes. White, Black, Hispanic it doesn't matter. I don't hate any particular race. I do hate the ones that choose that "gangsta thug" lifestyle & those that just want to sit on their ass & let the government take care of them. I don't hate gays either. I'm just old school when it comes to marriage. If they want to be together then fine as long as they don't shove their love for each other down my throat. The people in California voted against Proposition 8 but a gay judge ignored them & let it roll. What ever happened to the "majority rule" in this country? People weren't for nationalized healthcare either & look where we're at now. The people have no say anymore it seems. I guess anything is possible when they can put a black man in the white house who wasn't even born here. You know what surprises me though is how he is still breathing. Pelosi & Reid too for that matter. Oh well hopefully our childrens children will have it back on track...

  22. Nathan says:

    My wife's family was taken in by the con man Joseph Smith from the very beginning. Got his hooks into the poor bastard (actually he was wealthy) and sucked him dry. Smith was as slick as Bernie Madoff. All he ever did was ask for cold hard currency (gold silver) or your belongings (cattle/oxen/mules) and he handed out his freaking blessing in return. After giving the "prophet" $30,000.00 in gold and belongings Smith told him "your children will never beg bread". No shit?? An neither will yours you thief. Then there was the good old Kirtland Safety Society Bank bank in Kirtland OH. Ohio would not charter the Mormons a bank so they started their own with donations from our family. In exchange they got paper money that two years later were only good to start a fire.The poor man left Kirtland witrh $7.50 in his pocket and a broken down team of mules to take him to Missouri. (where the garden of Eden was/and was going to be the new Zion)

  23. i hate you all die in hell says:

    you guys are losers. im a mormon teenager and think you guys have no life. go to hell you bastards. ill smash your faces in :-D. LOL man i pitty you guys who believe there is no god. where do you think we came from? the big bang? where do you think the protons which created it came from? there is only ONE explanation

  24. Tk (Admin) says:

    I rarely make follow up comments but I needed to respond to "i hate you all die in hell".
    This entry has nothing to do with God. It simply points out that - no matter how dumb some religions appear to be - Mormonism is perhaps one of the dumbest.
    I do not claim to know where the molecules of our beginning originated. However I am convinced of one thing. They did not originate is Joseph Smith's penis.
    Joseph Smith was a liar, a scoundrel, a bigot, and a snake oil sales man.
    The mere fact that modern people ate up his absurd story about "golden plates" and seer stones is about as believable as me reading your future from your poop.
    Maybe there is a God, but as far as Joseph Smith goes, I hope there's not - because he'd be in a very warm place right now indeed.

  25. Nathaniel Sorensen says:

    You are f'ing retarded! The fact that Joseph Smith was the only disciple shot in the face, first, he was shot in the chest, second, he was the first lds around when guns were around! Disciple also refers to anyone who believes in God. There were hundreds of LDS who were shot. Joseph Smith's death is not something to make fun of! He died because people thought he was crazy! The curtain for the translation of the Golden Plates, was a sacred thing! Do you think Joseph Smith would let people just walk in and say "Oh! You're translating the book of Mormon?" It was so sacred, he wouldn't let his own wife see it! We have the capacity to believe what our prophet (Thomas S. Monson currently) tells us to. They are pretty much all for the benifit of our bodies. No drugs, alcohol, or tobaco, you answer why that is bad. The modest clothing, that's so we do not be the view of people you don't know. And the no dating til 16 rule, i mean COMMANDMENT!! It so we will not have an extremly serious relationship (you know what I'm talking about) until mariage.

  26. cakeatmidnight says:

    Joseph Smith is the ultimate con man! Brilliant, yes!! Mormons destroy families all the time. As a matter of fact, the wonderful bishop and his family are buying, I mean preying on my 18 year old daughter right now. They buy her clothes for church and free dental. They have even offered to pay for her to go to college in Utah. Isn't that wonderful. We want her to grow up and learn to pay her own way, but they are undermining everything we are trying to do. They want her to marry their son. We sure don't want that to happen. If you don't think Mormons are deceived just read where Jo Smith got the book of Abraham--what a joke! Jesus in America, not a bit of evidence for their most true book ever written--Book of Mormon--what a joke!

  27. I hate you all die in hell says:

    So what you guys are saying is that some uneducated farmer suddenly made the book when he didn't even know how to read? Only someone inspired of god could do that. And btw Mormons don't break families apart. Why don't you try talk and understand where your daughter is coming from. And to all you critics who think the book of Mormon is a joke and a book of lies, I would like to ask you people a question. How many of you have read it to know for yourselves?

  28. cakeatmidnight says:

    I hate you all die in hell--you are cracking me up. That is the funniest name I have ever heard of. Do Mormons believe in hell? The Bishop told me they didn't. I thought Joseph Smith was known for money digging or something like that. I also thought he could read. I have read the book of mormon and it really makes me sick that people fall for it. Luckily, I am familiar with the Bible and believe there are false prophets. The Bible says God is a spirit, definitely not a man who has progressed to godhood. If you don't use the Bible for truth, you can fall for anything. As for my daughter, we have asked the Bish and family to give us 3 months for counseling, as she may also be anorexic. Instead, they go behind our back and buy her everything she wants. They keep telling her how strong she is and the only way to happiness is with Moronism. We love her and want her to chose for herself and not be bought by the richest family in town. So, we had to send her to Africa because these mormons are crazy stalkers and will not leave her alone. I mean no disrespect, but have you read about the book of Abraham and where it came from? Have you researched Masonry? Moronism is so frustrating to me because soooo many great people are being deceived by it. Someone inspired by Satan can do amazing things too. Do you know why Joseph Smith was in jail? He may have been crazy, but there is a real reason he was in jail. Have a good day I hate you all die in hell. I am still laughing, for some reason that cracks me up.

  29. I hate you all die in hell says:

    He was in jail because everyone hates him. And btw I could easily say that Jesus was a carpenter so he couldn't have been the mosiah but whatever. People believe what they believe so don't say crap or you will get hit

  30. I hate you all die in hell says:

    (I hate you all die in hell - BTW I live in NSW, Australia)
    I agree I hate you all die in he'll. Btw I'm gay and horny

  31. wtf says:

    i have a kid in my high school who is morman and she is the biggest hypocrit i have ever met in ways as she is a whore a lier a thief a grass and she drinks caffeine i know they shouldnt because i googled it but although i have nothing against religions i admit that alot of them are congregated by horny bastards and rapists and thiefs they give hope and relief to people who would otherwise be hanging themselves or be completly miserable and as for gay marriage i have nothing against it although i think it may just be the result of a faulty genome. thanls for reading.

  32. I hate you all die in hell says:

    211.30.159.99

    Good one faggot

  33. cakeatmidnight says:

    I think it is probably hard to live up to all the mormon expectations if you are a member of church. If you are in high school, the girl was probably raised a mormon and it is not really her choice. As far as I am concerned, Jesus will do the judging, not me.

    To: Die--I was hoping for a little better dialogue on the topic of mormonism. Have you read the book of mormon?

  34. wtf says:

    people need heroes people need hope what people dont need is retards like joseph smith shoving shit down their throats i must admit that it must be hard sticking to everything in a religion but the bitch at my school just says shes mormon but she really isnt i know a few of the mormon beliefs but she goes against just about everyone of them. and the teachers at school empower her beause she got raped or something but i think you shoudnt get things given to u so easily and u shouldnt be judged by wat happened to u but what u do urself and i hate you all die in hell u can go and eat my shat. (long live halo and bungie........)p.s i have not read of more shit

  35. Grace Lee says:

    Hiya guy,
    Right mormonism is a belief nothing on fact. But is any religion based on fact that everybody agrees with. People are entitled to their own opinions on religion and I respect that but to go out of your way to slag them off seriously guys what's wrong with you. People can believe what they want. I think it's disgusting that people are so quick to judge others. No person is the same as another so why stereotype Mormons as retarded ??? Just to add in I'm a teenage Mormon and will answer any questions on our religion. I feel some people are looking at our religion all wrong and have some very wrong facts.

    Yours GRACE xxxx

  36. wtf says:

    okay this may be beside the point entirely but why the fuck are mormons going on a site titled mormons are complete fucking retards that means that grace guy and the brutish thug i hate you all die in hell. shit are u guys honestly lookin up a website trashing ur religion and if u are then wtf thats just retarded. if you dont want to see this sort of thing then dont even look at it because seriously it makes u look like fucktards that just want to fight and not defend ur religion. p.s i like buddhists alot cos they dont start or fight in wars. p.p.s wars are just mankinds way of saying im a bloodthirsty dick that needs an excuse to murder people. p.p.p.s im aethiest in case ya havent noticed. so to summarise if you dont like the site fuck off or blow your brains out i dont care either way:).....

  37. cakeatmidnight says:

    Hi Grace,

    First of all, welcome to this discussion. Secondly, I found this by looking up "Why are mormons so fucking retarded." As a practicing mormon, how did you find this page? Since you seem to be literate, I would love to ask you some questions. Do you know how many wives Joseph Smith had? Was polygamy kept a secret? Did BY have multiple wives also? Where was the first temple and what happened to it? Were you raised a mormon or did you choose it yourself?

  38. Grace Lee says:

    Hiya,
    For the first guy I have been hearing about these websites from my friends and try said I should set some people straight because we aren't evil. And for the second person I would like to say thank you for being respectful tirades my religious beliefs. First of all I am not sure how many wives the both of them had but thy definitely had multiple. It was not kept a secret In those days people would marry multiple people back it was totally normal. When farmers died wives were left homeless and had no money men would marry them so they had money etc. We no longer practice this as we abide by the laws of the land. Our first temple was made in America in navoo it was burned down as people did not like our practice. It was tragic as everybody worked on it and it was beautiful made from families linnen and gold etc. Out temples nowadays are allot more amazing and extravagant I have been to the Preston England temple loads and it's amazing. I was born into the church and am from a 4th generation of Mormons from my dads side. I have a strong testimony of the gospel. I hope that may have helped.

    Grace xxxx

  39. wtf says:

    still why the hell are u looking at the site it was made for the purpose of people letting off steam about stuff hell i feel better after i wright each time and where did your friends learn about it at some point in the chain somebody must have looked it up specificly and now ur lookin it up i get that ur very devout to your religion and i respect u can keep at it but seriously why are u looking this up if someone told u it was there then accept it cos there will always be people who will not agree with a religion so just let it go nobody will agree on everything and if they did nothing would happen everyones crazy ideas would be made public and tried which is just retarded u cant force ur point either not naming any names (i hate u all die in hell cough) so just accept it and move on just try to care as little as possible about other peoples views and live:)

  40. cakeatmidnight says:

    Wtf, you are right....I researched "Why are Mormons so fucking retarded" because they bug the crap out of me and I need to vent, I do feel better afterwards. Grace, since you came to this sight, I am going to continue to vent. The temple was burned down because jo smith was a crook, go ahead, do the research--he was a money digger and a cheat. Polygamy was not ok in the US, ever. The Mormons had a "revelation" when they were about to get in serious trouble with the government because of polygamy. He had up to 49 wives some were 15, 16, 17 years old, that is just sick!!!! The first complete temple now belongs to a mormon sect. Joseph Smith was in jail because he burned down a printing press. He was killed in prison after he shot two people. One does not die a martyr's death, if he is armed. After his death, the church split.Emma did not like polygamy, she did not go with BY. The 3 witnesses of the book of mormon were ex-communicated. Mormons have secret ceremonies that take after mason ceremonies and wear special garments. When you get older and do the endowment ceremony, if you feel it is wrong--get out!!! If you accept Jesus into your heart, you don't need a secret name to get into heaven. You also don't need a man to pull you through a veil. Mormons do so much ridiculous stuff that people get sick and tired of them. Research all the symbolism of what you have on the temples, it is Satanic!! In the old testament, a temple was used for animal sacrifices, not baptizing dead people and eternal marriages. The symbols in the undergarments--from freemasonry. JS was the biggest fraud ever in the history of the world and he has so many good people fooled. The bible says God is spirit. Mormons say God is a man, who progressed to godhood. The God of the Bible is spirit, he is not held back by a physical body. No one has ever seen god and lived. Funny how js saw him in a dream. Don't even get me started about Jesus in the Americas, oh brother!!! Has it ever occured to you that Jesus' complete life can be mapped out in Israel and not a drop of evidence of the bom can be found. Those are some of the reasons people think you are fucking retarded............

  41. Grace Lee says:

    WTF can I just say I agree with you. Totally and completely. You have your views and I have mine but the next person is exactly why I came onto this website she or he has completely got it wrong. Js never shot anybody he never got revelation to stop paligomy we just abide by the laws of the land and I don't even understand what your talking about in that as it is all a load of balonie research all you want you aren't getting anywhere. And how would you know what emma smith thought on that subject. In the 18 hundreds it was the norm to marry people when you were teenagers and to have multiple wives. He got imprisoned because Of false charges which actualy were proven false people didnt like him and accused him of disorderly conduct of preaching the gospel and he was shot and killed when a mob broke into his jail cell and shot him.

  42. Grace Lee says:

    Hiya,
    Would like to add to my last statement. I have been doing some research and the mob actually burnt down the printing place as that was were the book f mormon was printed first. And also we never got revelation that paligomy was wrong we have always had a commandment that we must abide by the laws of the land and that is that paligomy was band and as it was band we are no longer allowed to practice it. There is no scientific evidence that the LSD church isnt true. Can I ask people on this something. Is it a sin to see god and Jesus in a grove of trees and after they tell you to form the church of the last days and you obeying them and forming it. Is that a sin. Is it a sin to believe that a 14 year old farmer boy started what is the most true church on earth. Why does everybody find it so hard to believe that a mirical could happen. My friends cousin was suffering from cancer and it was terminal. He had no hope in the world that he would live and he lived 2 more years after there was a family fast on his behalf. He was only 24. He lived so much longer because his tumour shrinkef baffling doctors all over the country. In the LSD church we love each other very much and think of ourselves as a family. We do not worship idols or anything so how is it satainist?? Satain has prompted you lovely people to think bad of a church which has done nothing wrong. We go through life with direction and are happy an have hope. How is this a bad thing ?

    Yours grace x

  43. wtf says:

    i feel really happy and i dont know why although its hard to make a comment on my wii and cakeatmidnight i had no idea those things happened but they sound about right although i rofl when i hear so many got tricked by a retard like joseph smith its kinda sad well it takes one to no one i guess and to grace lee you really shouldnt be here you seem like a nice guy although i dislike the religion u seem pretty nice i hate you all die in hell belongs here because hes some wierd guy who threatens to hit people through a glass screen well i may see ya again. (joseph smith) "blessing here 1 blessing for thirty million dollars"
    (guy) "em your prophecies seem kinda fishy"
    (JS) "well your erectiley disfunctionul"
    by the way why does anybody care what aguy whos been dead for about 300 yrs anyway.

  44. Em :) says:

    " Nathan says:
    08/17/2010 12:40:42 PM

    My wife's family was taken in by the con man Joseph Smith from the very beginning. Got his hooks into the poor bastard (actually he was wealthy) and sucked him dry. Smith was as slick as Bernie Madoff. All he ever did was ask for cold hard currency (gold silver) or your belongings (cattle/oxen/mules) and he handed out his freaking blessing in return. After giving the "prophet" $30,000.00 in gold and belongings Smith told him "your children will never beg bread". No shit?? An neither will yours you thief. Then there was the good old Kirtland Safety Society Bank bank in Kirtland OH. Ohio would not charter the Mormons a bank so they started their own with donations from our family. In exchange they got paper money that two years later were only good to start a fire.The poor man left Kirtland witrh $7.50 in his pocket and a broken down team of mules to take him to Missouri. (where the garden of Eden was/and was going to be the new Zion)"
    you do even know who this man was!? This man's name was John Tanner and you know what we are learning about Church History in Seminary this year and we just learned about him and you want to know something he was the most spiritual man and had such outstanding love for this Church. And you want to know something I bet you didnt know about him. He was about to die and he went to a meeting where Mormon Missionaries would be and he actually went there to bash them and put them in his place and you want to know what happened he wanted to learn more about the Mormons and instead of dying his leg was healed. And do you want to know something else if "Joseph Smith...All he ever did was ask for cold hard currency" why did when JOHN TANNER! come to give Joseph $2,000 that he owed the church why did Joseph tore up the paper and told him that his family would never go hungry and just to tell you that man was an amazing man and probably the Church is so strong today. And just to tell you that money he gave caused the Kirtland temple to be built and helped many early latter day saints and some of his descendants are now major church leaders in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day-Saints so thank you very much :-) maybe you should read up on ur family history a little more cause i felt the strongest spirit learning about him so I thank you're wife's ancestor because he has cause my testimony to grow. and no offense but to me it seems like all you care about in this world was his money....and he was already a very generous man before he joined the "Retarted Church" i bet that makes your wife's ancestor feel so proud of her and you in the after life. knowing that you think what he did was of no worth. and christ taught that we should give up worldly things and give. Just thought i would let you know.
    and for all of you people saying that i and so many other people are retarted for my beliefs, 1) that word is not politically correct 2) i would rather be retarted and sit here and feel the spirit almost every morning then have to hear this hate and ignorance.
    O and i believe that Christ said that the most important commandment was to love everyone and these words of hate do not sound like love or what your savior and my savior have taught us and even if you do not believe in him. I know that he still believes in you and he does love each of you as he does me. matter what religion i am or you are. We are all the same. We are all children of god and when i look in another persons face that is what i see. I see my spirit brother/sister who i know my savior loves and why shouldnt i love them. Because Jesus didnt give up his life for just me. He also gave up his life for you and he knows everything/feeling you will ever feel and he will always be there for you....when you need him he is there.
    I do love each of you. I may not know you. But i know that i knew you before. And that is all i need so goodnight and if you would like to take this conversation to somewhere else where the title is not hateful of itself i would be happy too

  45. Grace Lee says:

    Thank you WTF :-)

  46. wtf says:

    wow people really think you sit on a cloud for eternity thats really stupid cos ud get bored really really quickly and as i said before this is a thing to vent your feelings!!!}:( nobody should care its an insignificant website that like 10 people look at 10 out of six billion aint that many and also as i sed before why the hell are mormons going on this site i no y grace goes on and ihyadih (abbreivieation) but other than that why it seems so utterly retarded btw when you die your corpse rots somewhere theres no magic cloud and thats just the sad and annoying truth

  47. /facepalm says:

    To "i hate you all die in hell"...actually the Big Bang CREATED the protons and electrons and there are particles and energies in the Universe (see quantum and string theory) beyond your mormonic comprehension....

  48. wtf says:

    i think there may be somebody of a higher power but i dont think all that other stuff exists cos why would 1 being spend all of his time listening to everyones pleas that would drive anything or one to insanity

  49. illuminati says:

    first off my family is mormon i am as well but i honestly dont believe. if i say i dont believe or if i question something im of the devil which is bullshit because i may not know if god exists but i KNOW satan doesnt exist. satan is some fairy christians made up to scare people not to sin. satan isnt whispering in ur ear dumb fucking christians and mormons too. satan is just the darker aspect of every humans soul. thats right ur tempting urself.

  50. illuminati says:

    next if somethings true it will always be true and polygamy law changed. and last of all dont believe what people tell u question everything. who cares what ppl believe its there life cutting down someones beliefs is just the same as them shoving theres down your throat. and dont think u know everything trust me mormons dont have it all and if there humble they should be able to except that. but this is just my opinion and funny how everything is a parallel haha well every one is a hypocrite.

  51. illuminati says:

    one last thing i think all religion is retarded but some aspects of hinduism are interesting like how everyone can choose there own paths and different ways of living a good life. but then again just my opinion and as far as proposition 8 i dont think gays should marry its all in there head. and if everyone became gay then we would die out but then who am i to say they arent really homo anyways enough of my beliefs i TRY to live byim gonna go have a schmeeg peace

  52. cakeatmidnight says:

    Illuminati, I can respect those beliefs. It seems like you actually thought about it yourself. If you don't believe, can you leave the church? I have heard it is really hard to leave it.

  53. I hate you all die in hell says:

    @facepalm. Cause nothing decided to blow up into energy. Cause there was nothing but blankness, and It his blew up? If you think us Latter Day Saints are "retarded" then what does that make you? Lol you are al keyboard warriors. Come to australia where 70% Mormons are Fobs (islanders, tongans) and I don't think you would fee comfortable saying to us in person rat mormons are retarded. Keyboard warriors and nothing more. Btw wtf. Through revelation the celestrial kingdom is made up of 3 different levels of glory. Top is you are as god. This is saying through your own experience you become a god with, well... Basically your own rules

  54. michael0385 says:

    i think that everyone is entitled to there own opinion, but i think that some people's opinions are based on an unrealistic view of the church. I may not be an active member of this church anymore, however the time that i spent with the church was fulfiling. I personally do not see reason for people who have not actually attended this church (even as an investigator) to say this church is retarded. The church nowadays teach children good values, and the majority of mormons are generally nice helpful people. They are taught that (and even being inactive i still believe this) that regardless of who are, if you see someone in need, you should help them however you can, even if it has no personal gain towards yourself. i also read a comment about "door knockers" i do not know which church this originated from, however mormon "door knockers" are actually missionaries, who spend two whole years of there life trying to bring awareness of the church, and helping better the lives of the peoples of the societies that they are assigned to.

    I guess all that i am trying to say is that, mormons havent really ever done anything wrong to the community (as a whole i mean, not individual mormons) and just because you dont understand something does not mean that its makes it retarded.

  55. wtf says:

    michael you have some good points there and i really hate to stress the fact that this site is for venting no one should give half a fuck about what people wright we wright this to feel better about it hell id bet you any sum of money that without venting we would all probably be radioactive vapor. fear the mushroom cloud and greet death who has been folowing you your whole life lifting his scythe at varied speeds and then bringing it down

  56. michael0385 says:

    i totally agree with the need to vent. I guess, to me it just seems a bit odd, that people vent against one church, which they dont understand about. But that is just, perhaps this issue helps them vent out unrelated anger as well, in which case why not? Im not a bible basher at all, i just enjoy giving light on what would seem a darkened situation.

    However i will say as an inactive member on the church, i do have rather different views on religion, that the church does not support, however i bear no ill will. I cant say that i enjoy the amount of churches/religions in our world these days, however i do not dicriminate against any of them. Im glad that these people have found a peace in an otherwise hostile world. But these are just my opinions anywaysm, everyone is completely entitled to there own :-)

  57. wtf says:

    em michael there are lotsa sites expressing anger for many things i looked this up because mormons bug the shit out of me i do show some disdain towards other religions i admit but mormons cross that fine line of annoying to just plain retarded thx

  58. wtf says:

    michael you are also right about this world although i would call it cruel and unreaonable alot like an x girlfriend but this universe is vast and actually the world is caring the universe is an asshole tho

  59. cakeatmidnight says:

    Mormons are retarded and I don't understand how anyone can believe Jesus was in America! There are no maps that show anything that is in the book of mormon. Jesus' real life is mapped out in bibles. That is one super retarded thing. Who sends their 19 yr. old boys away for two years???? Mormons! The missionaries are a real pain in the ass and they are spreading lies all around the world. Does the book of moron or the Bible say to send your teens away for two years? Don't get me started on temple ceremonies or special underwear--how is that not fucking retarded?????

  60. wtf says:

    em i wiil be changing my username to ftw = for the win and also mormons are mainly just pedophiles and it would be very very annoying to have somebody come to your door telling you such and such is right and all who do such are failed advertisers and failed advertisers are douchebags eat my shit smithy :-)

  61. KITTY says:

    So EVERYONE talking crap on the mormons, Why are you wasting your time seriously? I can imagine more than half of you dont have a life and have a VERY low I.Q. So what let them belive what they want weather its True Or False. If i said GAYS should all die you guys would get all anal about it. i could care less about it because thats the way people want to live thier life and we SHOULD ALL R E S P E C T that. None of you have brought up a good point and all that comes out of your lil keyboard is the F word and Retarted SERIOUSLY Get a New hobby and leave it to god to decide.. Ohhh wait is there even a god anymore ha ha ha hah

  62. Grace Lee says:

    I'm actually laughing at how much controversy there is on this website and I respect that people are calling us Mormons things that have valid evidence to. I respect that you all have opinions. I think this site is pretty good ecause if you hate mormons I would much rather you slag the religion off than the people in it who and just tying to do their own will. I would much rather people say it on here than bully people for their beliefs like I was. Thank you to those who are coming onto this website rather than taking it out on the people of the LSD gospel.

    Yours,
    Grace Lee xx

  63. ftw says:

    KITTY im 140 or higher so it isnt slack jawed imbosiles on this and for the last fuckin time this is a place for venting and if you dont wanna read something you object to or dont like then go away and also judgeing by your evil laugh at the end you have a wierd sense of humor so why do you care what people on this wright and another thing how are so many people finding a site venting about anger towards mormons other than directly looking it up i dont see any other way

  64. Kitty says:

    EXACTLY My point if you dont like mormons then why do u keep fucking Talking bout it like your obsessed Like you said if you dont like it then GO AWAY Venting because you hate mormons?? maybe you need a lil more help than venting on this website Mormons are juss doing thier own thing believing what they wanna believe. they dont do anything to get in your way so whats the deal. i just wanna know..Well am i not allowed to "vent" also
    Evil Laugh ummmm its over the internet IT WAS NOT An Evil Laugh. This is My Evil Laugh MUAHHAHAHAHAH

  65. ftw says:

    lol cool evil laugh. you wanna know why people go on this site to vent its so it does not escalate to something bigger and its not meant to hurt anyone cos its away from the people it would hurts routine and just going on this shows that curiosity is a powerful thing. by the way my evil laugh is looking in the air an going ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-)

  66. wtf says:

    lol cool evil laugh. you wanna know why people go on this site to vent its so it does not escalate to something bigger and its not meant to hurt anyone cos its away from the people it would hurts routine and just going on this shows that curiosity is a powerful thing. by the way my evil laugh is looking in the air an going ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-) something happend so i have to change my name back

  67. Peter says:

    I joined the Mormon church 35 years ago. Before that, I was protestant and quite familiar with the bible. My grandfather was a presbyterian minister and my family is very protestant.

    I can see why people have a hard time with Mormoism. It does not fit their paradigm of how the world and religion should be. But I gotta say that it is difficult to get around revelation. The thing is, I know that the Book of Mormon is true. I can say that I know that the sun will rise tommorow but that is only an educated guess based on many years of past experience. I cannot explain the knowledge of the Book of Mormon. After reading it and thinking about it for some time, I received knowledge. It was like I was brain dead and then all of a sudden I understood completely.

    It reminds me of an old star trek episode where doctor Mcoy Placed some sort of alien head gear on in order to understand how to reconnect Spocks brain. Before he put it on, he said that no one could do it. After he put it on, he said "of course, a child could do it".

    When a person has this kind of knowledge, it is hard ot persuade him otherwise, even when the argument seems rational.

  68. cakeatmidnight says:

    Peter,

    You believe Jesus came to America and the other bom nonsense??? You wear your garments that have symbols on them?? The devil is fooling you!!!

  69. Tk (Admin) says:

    Don't forget that the Garden of Eden was in "Missouri". Oh my God I can't believe people believe any of that shit... It's not a question of faith, it's a question of elementary-school aged science and common sense.

  70. wtf says:

    well peter what you are is gullible you cant just belive everything you hear or read the fact is that the sun does not rise and does not move it is our steadfast guardian in space and the earth is moving on a very delicate axis andwait 35 years wtf how old were you seriously unless your like 50 i doubt you wouldve changed your mind cos any age younger than 25 is too stuborn and below 13 is too young and suggestable and to the admin im actually surprised to see you again cos i havnt seen u in a while. and peter even your names very protestant peter = st peter = peter rabbit = super mutant

  71. Anonymous says:

    even if you dont believe in christianity and the bible and all that. Galatians 1:5 proves mormonism is stupid. Mormons believe that the bible is god's word, yet they turn against it and write their own stuff? that's enough info for me to think its stupid, but then they just throw on a bunch of other weird stuff too.

  72. wtf says:

    i agree they do lots of wierd stuff but thats just thier very wierd selves

  73. God Lies People Die says:

    Now as a devout Satanist, which is just another way of saying I'm an atheist who is completely disrespectful of things that do not deserve respect, ex. Christianity, Religion, Spirituality.. The usual shit con men aka Clergy try and pull to explain why their non-existent, yet ALL-POWERFUL deity needs more fucking money to pay for the Church’s new organ, light bills and feed the poor or what have you, as for the Mormons aka/ The Church of Latter Day Bullshit, what can I say? I read the Book of Moron and it’s a bigger piece of crap than the New Testament, it reads like a fucking Chick cartoon.. Hell at least the Old Testament had some authenticity to it in-between all of its bullshit. What a complete sack of shit, the only thing “spiritual” people are good for is lion feed.. We need to mandatorily sterilize them for the good of the nation and forcibly abort pregnant Mormons! Laws should be passed to protect people from unwanted self-deluded evangelicals who spread their lies door to door in the same way we have “Do not Call” lists to prevent unwanted telemarketers! What the world needs now is a new leader and “we” are waiting..lol.

  74. wtf says:

    heh usually that would cause kind of a stirr but no one but me ever goes on anymore but its nice to see a new comment but yeah i admit you have some parts of a point

  75. Frank says:

    Why do people keep saying folks are "bashing a religion they don't understand"? What exactly are we not understanding? Did Smith read silver plates out of a shoe instead of gold ones out of a hat? What is there to misunderstand? It's absolutely moronic to think any of that shit is plausible.

    Don't get me wrong, I think religion as a whole will be the downfall of mankind, but Mormonism has to be one of the most pathetic offerings of the religious world.

  76. stan krausch says:

    Mormonism has to be one of the most retarded of all retarded religions, but all of them are fucking stupid - if Christianity is true and they believe in one god and one holy book - why are they always mad at each other and arguing? Why do all the fucking dumbest retards in government so called Christians against health care, against a live-able wage for the working class, for tax cuts for millionaires, ALWAYS pro-war, capitalist pigs? Sarah Palin should be a fucking mormon because she is the mose retarded stupid bitch in politics, and I am from Alaska. Islam is a hater religion, Hinduism must have been thought up on a bad acid trip.... I could go on and on - we should start taxing churches. I hate religion - fuck you and your stupid hater gods.

  77. Eric says:

    Every religion is retarded except for Judiasm you know why? Simple catholosism teaches that a Jew was the messiah even though he was denied by our council and had no lineage also his father was joseph but thats another story.Next buhdists or hindus are just mixes and castes designed for whimps or the rich.We have mormons who are just as retarded as catholics,we have muslims who claim rights to our land and then insult us.Lastly we have Athiests wich are just a bunch of idiots who werent popular in school because they were whimps who werent smart so to make themselves smart they just invent a bullshit excuse to make them sound smart.Any death threats, hate mail or questions email me at eric.telvi@hotmail.com

  78. wtf says:

    im gonna take a guess and say your jewish cos you said it was the only reasonable thing but saying atheists are stupid is also stupid considering lots of the worlds greatest minds are athiest and all the other religions i admit have caused massive problems but to be honest with you i really dont give half a shit about what happened 200 years ago and to be honest i really dont think anyone else should either enough really bad craps happening now so we should just put aside our pride and petiness and just work together because if we just keep hating each other then we will never progress

  79. hahahaha says:

    PENIS!!

  80. BYU sucks says:

    The whole Mormon thing is just ridiculous. I believe the episode of South Park "All About Mormons" will (hilariously) depict the idiocy of their silly religion. I can respect people's right to believe whatever they wish but how any person wth any intellegence can believe that rubbish is beyond me. Sacred plates from a hat behind a curtain. HA! What a load! No religious beliefs should be allowed to have any place in government-keep church and state separate. Religious beliefs cannot be proven. Anyone who says otherwise is living in a fantasy world. This goes for ALL religions. If it comforts you to follow a religion, good for you, but don't try to pass it off as fact. That's a bunch of B.S. In the words of the immortal George Carlin: "Keep thy religion to thyself!"

  81. John cunningham says:

    the pot calling the kettle black? all religions are cults and dumb as dirt. the word christian with (ian) is a suffix denoting places not persons who follow or believe. None of the bible or book of Mormon names were available during the time period they are written of. there was no alphabet 2000 years ago with the symbols to produce any of the names. the sound would stay the same. their was no king James. their was no Letters or sounds J,W,Y,H,or e . yawhee know we only told them about the missing letter J part one , then part two. before 1630 English had 19 letters, no kings James , no John, no Jesus. wasn't first grade fun. when most of us learned these things. smith is a suffix too, not a genetic name, wouldn't jesus have told him that,

  82. DH says:

    Ramen - I live in Brigham City, UT (second to Provo with Mormon density) and agree with everything you say. WTF?

  83. thisIZwar says:

    As a 'Mormon' with current doubts, I can see both sides of this argument, but at the end of the day if someone chooses to follow a religion what right have you people to judge. The Bible says that 'a corrupt tree cannot bring forth good fruits.' What does the book of Mormon teach? Faith, repentence, love, charity, kindness. Personally, I haven't met an unkind Mormon. Joseph Smith may just have been a true Prophet. He may not have been. We'll never find out in this life either way. So, really, regardless if the religion is a heap of crap - Mormons are fundamentally nice and happy people, so hey ho - they/we really don't care about the rude opinions of misinformed outsiders who are unable to sit down and properly hear the religion out. Just because internet slander is so much better..

  84. cakeatmidnight says:

    I have heard this religion out. It is mind control plain and simple. They tell you how to do everything and how to live your life. Dude, Joseph Smith was not a martyr, research it yourself. Mormons think you will become a God of your own planet and you will have spirit babies to populate your planet. Who is going to make all those babies?? Research that yourself too, you might be surprised who is really being led astray. Jesus in America, come on now, really! When I see innocent people being fooled by a false gospel complete with mandatory tithing to stay temple worthy, I have every right to my opinion. There is nothing wrong with hot drinks either. Good luck in your search for truth and it is ok to go to websites not ok'd by the lds church.

  85. thisIZwar says:

    You have completely misunderstood the LDS teachings/beliefs. We believe that in the next life we will become immortal, perfected and therefore 'Gods.' However, there is only one God and we wont literally be Gods. More like angels or Saints. The whole other planet thing is not taught within the church. And yes, we can be sealed to our families for eternity. As I said, we will never truly know if JS was a prophet. It is a matter of faith. We are told to live by the commandments, like all other religions. If that is telling us step by step how to live our lives, you might want to pull every religion up on that one too. Hot drinks can be addictive and therefore take away your agency. Eg. The amount of people in this world whn can't start their day without a cup of coffee or MUST have a cup of tea - not healthy. At the end of the day - Mormons are part of the very few in this world who still have morals and aren't losing their virginity at 12 and pregnant by 14/15/16. They aren't out getting drunk, or slowly killing themselves with tobacco, or even more rapidly with drugs. They must be doing something right.

  86. Balloons! says:

    Mormons are retarded

  87. bluetempest says:

    @thislZwar and the other mormons on this site-
    before you defend your Joseph Smith and his false religion go research your own stinking doctrine. This is a huge problem with mormons, they don't know how many times their religion has changed and what has changed and when and why. You all defend a religion that you don't even have TRUE knowledge of. You can't "sell" your religion with your own doctrine so you people use "families of eternity and other beliefs that make people feel all warm and fuzzy, i.e. no Hell etc.. The Bible says there is a Hell and the mormons will go there based on what God says, not Joseph Smith. Your religion does in fact teach about you becoming Gods and a planet and all of the other crap that has been typed here. And your original doctrine states you are not to drink iced drinks or hot drinks yet every mormon I know will drink iced tea or iced water. Learn your doctrine mormons you don't know the religion you follow. Mormons lack common sense. Common sense dictates that we don't believe what we are told. Common sense speaks to the digging for truth for yourselves. To call mormons retarded is an insult to the handicapped. They are not retarded, they are ignorant. And mormons have morals? Get real. How do you have morals with a religion that spreads racism and polygamy? And how can it be that you can get married for time and all eternity and then get divorced and turn around and get married in your demonic temples yet again and again and again? Demonic with your moons and stars- check out freemasonry- for your own salvation mormon people learn about your religion. Anytime your religion changes it isn't because God changes it is because you mormons have to change to get members. As far as the alcohol and tobacco comment, a lot of non mormons don't drink and smoke and I know many who do because they believe they will go to the mormon low kingdom anyway. I know plenty of mormons who have affairs and stay in their marriages for "appearances" sake. They have young boys who go on the mormon missions and become gay. What about all those who lie for a temple recommend by claiming to be sexually pure before they got married? I have known many who by their own admission screwed around before marriage and went ahead and got married in your satanic temple. So stop acting all self-righteous with your comments about how you must be doing something right. Go learn the truths about your religion or go to hell. If you can't see the truth of your religion for what it is then enjoy this short life here because you won't enjoy eternity. It won't be with your family forever it will be in hell. That is God's word not mine.

  88. Greg says:

    So,
    this whole thing is ridiculous.
    I can't believe so many people bash mormons all the time
    my mother is mormon and it can be annoying at times, but in truth, I'm okay with it. I really hate it when people talk crap about a religion they know next to nothing about. If one of these LDS bashing idiots would spend some time reading the elegantly written scriptures they wouldn't hate so much.
    Holy crap! Aside from being annoying as the ocaissional missionary then what do mormons do wrong? For crying out loud most mormons give a tithing to charity! If you don't know what that is then google it.

  89. Joe Deer says:

    Without taking too much of a side, I'll just say it's interesting that people waste time on random websites typing full essays on what they think is fuckin retarded, and then call non-bashers bashers of bashers.

  90. Joe Deer says:

    This is a lot of neo-nazi styled ultra-hate against a group that hasn't done any wrong to anyone, spouted by dumbshits who don't actually know anything about what their bashing. Chances are the bashers here can relate to one of the following scenerios: your pissed because you found out you can't bang your GF cause she's Mormon; you have dady/mommy issues with a mormon parent; you think they're going to somehow take over the world and force you to not drink cofee; you have a problem with the First Amendment; you like jumping on random hater bandwagons, you're homo(no offense, but seriously it would make sense), or you hate it when people point out what makes a low-life/asshole/anything less than a god; or a good number of other things. Also, there are actually two or more religions calling themselves Mormos; the only true-blue one is the LDS church, and the other main one is often mistaken as the same thing, which is the child molesting polygimist "flds", or "fundamentalist mormons". Just to make you feal better, their "prophet" was arrested for sexual assault recently.

  91. Chode Boner says:

    The reason people find this religion to be so outgoingly... retarded, is due to the fact that guy told one of the fattest ongoing lies, lied more about it to make people belive, cheated on his wife, got caught, then lied to get out of it, to put it simply, this entire religion is just the most obvious lie of all the religions, I know there's no real proof to say god is real, but I do believe in god as a devout christian, but jesus titty fucking christ, who is stupid enough to that indians are bad, black people are bad, the bible was read with random gold plates, and were read behind a curtain where noone else but the one guy who "claims" all this shit to be true can see, I mean come on, just be sensible, pure fucking stupidity, but for most of us it's just fucking hillarious to see those nerds on their bikes with their shirts and ties and bicycle helmets with their pamphlets, life's good.

  92. Tk (Admin) says:

    It's true... Everyone in the LDS church that thinks they are being "picked" on does not have any idea what their religion is about. It is such an absurd, make believe, horse-shit bin full of non-sense. I can understand Christianity, because it is a bunch of stories made up by humans... But the Book of Mormon... Holy shit, what an unbelievable pile of bullshit. It really separates the idiots from the complete morons.
    Mormons have the potential the believe anything they are told... As a matter of fact, I read off of a gold plate that says Mormons need to suck my balls to go to heaven.
    Here! *whips nuts out*, this is your only way to salvation, for the golden plates no one else can see told me so! After all, Jesus was born in Missouri and so was my nutsack,,, Now suck it you LDS bitch...
    Same thing, think about it. It is so stupid and absurd.
    I don't think there is a hell, but if there is, I think the Mormons will fill it up quick.
    Defending your religion by pointing to your absurd text is NOT an argument.
    Complete retards...

  93. AethistsRule says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love listening to idiotic religious bickering. Face it people. There is thousands and thousands of different religions. And there all wrong. If there's that many religions then it is highly unlikely any of them are right. So stop bickering over this fucking thread. All it is trying to say is that Mormonism makes the least sense out of all of the fake religions. GET OVER IT YOU FUCKING RETARDS. Also. I don't know who said this but protons were not the cause of the big bang. Take a science class why dont ya

  94. AethistsRule says:

    Dear wtf,
    I now know it was you believes this idiotically in the big bang. As a scientist I can tell you that protons did not create the big bang. Apparently you have no grasp of the new concept "Absolute Nothing" and "Nothing". Before the big bang there was "Nothing", as in there was no mass or sense of everything in general. There are two possibilities that are now very popular. The first is of photons. (Light energy) Which has no mass. There is also the elusive material of dark energy/dark matter, which we don't have much concept of which makes it a very strong candidate. Please in the future restrain from blabbing anything you think just because some missionary preached it to you on your doorstep. Why do people refuse to believe what is practically 1st grade science.

  95. just another random person says:

    i say believe whatever you want, if someone believes in something that your common sense tells you is stupid than let them.not nyour problem right? :-P and i would love someone to prove to me that the bible says theres a hell,it does not say theres a hell and it SPECIFICALLY says that NO MAN will ever go to heaven excpet for the 144000 and if there was such places dont you think that jesus would have mentioned it once. when he reserected lazuras his BEST FRIEND he cried with the family,why would he do that? why not tell them he was in heaven with his father a better place? why wouldnt he out right tell people that if there wicked they will go to hell and if they arnt he would see them in heaven? he didnt so that should tell you somehting. The words hell,and sheol are just words that litarally mean "the common grave" people. thats how they used to talk. hell meaning grave or creamation by fire. its people who twist these words into something else. Also before jesus went to go reserect his friend lazuras he told them that he was asleep and that he (jesus) was going to go and wake him. his apostles got confused by his meaning he therefore had to tell them he was dead. If he was somewhere else jesus would have said so. there sooo many scriptures like this stop putting rediculous meaning to things. most people these days dont even read the bible they listen to what other people say about it.or if they do they just cant understand it.

  96. AtheistsRule says:

    I apologize for any bad spelling i had or may have in the future. My keyboard is very temperamental. I wish you all a happy belief in fake gods
    ~AtheistsRule
    AKA Drefan

  97. Anonymous says:

    wow so many disrespectful atheists on here have respect for others beliefs even if they are retarded btw SOUTHPARK FTW! X) watch season 7 they take the piss out of it

  98. lul says:

    lmao i googled "fuck joseph smith" and this came up.

  99. Wow says:

    It's so goofy when people 'believe' in anything and then try to refute it!!


    #1) Gods/prophets/similar ideas don't magically exist JUST because people believe in them. Getting enough people to believe in an idea/God/religion for a long enough period of time does not make something feasible or real. The majority of the public is often misguided and poorly educated.
    #2) Facts are needed to refute ideas/Gods/religions.

    Therefore, things that are solely based upon belief (ie, NOT FACTS) cannot be justified.

    For example, if you want to believe that dinosaurs jump from planet to planet with aliens riding them, you would need some factual evidence to qualify it.



    I hope someone understands this, but I'm sure the people who should understand it the most will have a snotty comeback about how 'their' religion is 'the right one'.

    le sigh

  100. Zack W says:

    To the people complaining about people bashing religion: The cause of our anger towards religion comes purely from frustration that there are people out there refusing to use their minds at all, let alone to max potential. Have you ever seen the matrix? Its like we're in the real world trying to free the common people of their ignorance but they refuse to let go of their fake beliefs that control their lives and ruin our peace! They will never listen to any sort of reason, so the least we can do is gather here and voice our dissatisfaction!

  101. Emmett says:

    Not only did Joseph Smith dictate the retarded Book of Mormon from behind a veil, but he did so by using Umim and Thummim (two magic rocks) that were in his tophat. Oh, and when the angel first spoke to him, uhhh, the reason his stupid wife didn't see the angel (who appeared "as lightning") is because she was sitting with her back to her husband, praying.

    Anyone who swallows this tale is welcome to it. But don't you try foisting a Mormon on me as President.

  102. Mahonri says:

    You are just jealous because you know you will never be righteous enough or good looking enough to be a Mormon President of any kind. A church president or a US President... any right thinking person would be a church president first and formost. That is why Joseph Smith had himself crowned King of the World before he was killed in the gunfight at Carthage Jail.
    33 wives - and you probably have trouble getting a date on the weekends.

  103. Someone says:

    to the atheists please read the bible and try to find any fault in it and to the mormons please visit this site http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/bibleorg.html which proves that the bible is still the same as it was when it was first written and hasnt been changed

  104. STFU says:

    Obviously You Guys Are ALL Obsessed With Mormonism Cause You Keeps Writing Essays About. If UDont Like It why are u talking bout it maybe cause u don't have anything better to do with ur life and don't feel satisfied with ur self and ur beliefs so u feel the need to bash someone else.. How bout you get a JOB and entertain ur self instead of sitting behind ur computer screen thinkin ur all big and bad .. You lame good for nothing, always trying to put something down cause u ain't happy with ur self.. Awww I'm sorry

  105. Morbitches says:

    Grace lee
    You are pathetic and a liar, the Mormons are a bunch of sick f,,ks ,idiots and ignorants,brain washed little weasles ...JS was a criminal, a gold digger, a whore..he even had sex with all his best friends wives...you Morons are so good at denying..they lie to you and tell you that you will become a GOD you stupid.fu..ks , they take your money..the Mormon church is worth 38 billion.........that is thirty eight billion ...why do they need so much money , you diiots give it to your prophets while you starve and they live like kings..look at your prophets homes and the cars they drive you dumb b,,,,tch...may be you will get a hint .
    Never believe Mormons whores, they all say they are vergins .........they are not.they start having sex at very early age and they are extremely horny sluts ..
    I can keep going but its not worth it...f..k Mormons .
    It is worth noting that i was married to a Mormon for 15 years..I felt and saw their hypocracy every day.....i finally found the innocent little Mormon wife " a mormon " fucking some one ........... so much for beig good .

  106. cakeatmidnight says:

    That had to feel good--getting that off your chest and venting!!! I couldn't agree with you more, Morons suck!

  107. bptr says:

    I wholeheartedly agree that Mormons are dumber and deluded as fuck, but the word is "NONSENSICAL" not "unsensical". I lived in Salt Lake for 2 years btw.

  108. moshcustom says:

    @"Ryan says:
    07/21/2010 05:57:44 AM
    Jessica there is nothing wrong with religious people playing a role in politics. Gays, Lesbians, & Transexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry in this country. What religious nonsense would you be referring too that has influence over people? You know its not exactly a matter of religion as much as it is a matter of morality. I know the difference between right & wrong as do most people. Homosexuality is considered a sin among the religious community. I am not a part of that community but I still know homosexuality is wrong. Animals might take part in it but a human being should know better. You can have love for the same gender but that doesn't mean you should try to engage in sex acts with them. Many of the problems we have in this country is because of the lack of religion. Killing babies left & right isn't helping anything. What they should be doing with these whores that want abortions is killing them along with the bastard child. Just line em' up in the streets & put one in the head. But then again a complete theocracy is definitely not the answer this country needs. We really just need a good shot of common sense & morality. That'd help put us back on the right track."

    Ryan, I think you just proved pretty much everybody's point. you think a woman who gets pregnant and wants a legal abortion is a whore and should be shot along with her child? you, sir, are a very, VERY disturbed individual and i am actually unhappy knowing that you exist. whatever made up heaven you think you're going to does not exist, you will rot in the ground like the rest of us. hopefully before the rest rest of us. nice to know what romney believes in.

  109. RAMON says:

    ALL MORMONS ARE NICE PEOPLE AND I HAVE A HARD TIME LISTENING ALL YOUR GUYS CRAP ABOUT MORMONS.WHY YOU ALL DO NOT FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE ACCEPT GO ON LINE AND BASH MORMONS.IT WHOULD BE BETTER FOR ALL OF YOU TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO THAT IS MORE PRODUCTIVE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD THAN GO ON LINE-INTERNET AND BASH OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS IN THIS CASE MORMONS.PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS TO BELIVE WHAT EVER THEY WANT TO BELIVE EVEN IF CAN BE PROVED.WHAT'S MATTER WITH ALL OF YOU.GROW UP AND GET A LIFE AND STOP ALL THIS BASHING NONSENCE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS.ALL OF YOU SHOULD LOOK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR FIRST BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH.WHO GAVE YOU RIGHTS TO TRASH OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS.ALL OF YOUR ON THIS SITE NEED TO GROW UP AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE.THANK YOU!!!!!RAMON!!!!!!!

  110. takedown says:

    Mormons, they are weird, their college students act like children because they are isolated from the harsh realities of life. God in the Bible tells people that on will come teaching a false gospel (Smith) and does anybody remember the paper fortune tellers from grade school where only the person holding it reads it? Almost always ends in a sham. Faith is great, but Christians have historical basis to ground their faith, where as Mormons believe all the shit they have been fed since childhood specifically because they have been fed it. Anybody not indoctrinated early on that joins later has some element of desperation or lacking that they want filled and find the cheapest supplement on the shelf. It is not a Christian religion, does not follow the Bible, and makes no sense whatsoever. I know plenty of nice people @RAMON, but being nice and being intelligent are separate.

  111. imaperson says:

    mormons ( or most) can be really really annoying but some are acually really good friends but that just makes me feel bad for them because they have everything all wrong. Joseph smith just wanted money and made up a bunch of crap there is only one heaven and one way to get there wich they dont under stand also if you are a good person or a bad person we are all the same in gods eyes because were all sinners. Mormons just have everything all wrong.

  112. Joseph smith says:

    Im a mormon and i say that we rock and we firmly believe that lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes

  113. Anonymous says:

    "After all, there must be a group of people in the world that would tithe to a religion that was rooted in a story of a guy like me, sitting in my bathroom with a black light, reading my wall splattered feces like a Rorschach Inkblot Test." That is how ludicrous mormonism and all invisible friend in the skyism is.

  114. mormonman says:

    none of you dont understand the religion or believe it, or have given any of it a chance. we arnt a cult, to say we are is like saying the catholics or any other normal sect of christianity is a cult. you all claim to be so open minded, yet you continue to speak with more discrimination than you would treat anyone else with, all based on a unfunded hate for something you know nothing about. i wouldn't treat any of you with such malice, so please stop treating my religion, and by extension me as such.

  115. Greg Shazely says:

    Dave fuck u. U r fucking retarded and fuck all atheists and Muslims and mormons u are so fucking stupid enjoy hell motherfuckers because Satan is waiting to fuck u in the ass so enjoy your pathetic piece of shit motherfucking life because u are all going to hell fuck u douchebags.

  116. Elder Matumbo says:

    I was a mormon for over 35 years.
    I was born a mormon and grew up in a sheltered environment where there was no reason to question it. mormonism is a club. joseph smith was a mason and copied much of the masonic ritual. The current mormon temple ceremony has much of the masonic signs, tokens, and ritual in it.
    I stopped believing all things mormon after my first time through the temple. I was blown completly away when I saw my parents dressed in white robes, hats and aprons waving their arms in the air chanting Pay Lay Ale. It really did fuck me up, but because I was so indoctrinated by repetitive primary and sunday school songs, and the constant testimony meetings where you are encouraged to stand and say "I know the church is true, and joseph smith is a prophet of God" that even after my temple experiance I still went on a mission for two years.

    One night my mormon wife and I were in the hottub and I looked up at the stars and said I am sorry, but I believe mormonism is dangerous and I no longer want to be involved and do not want our children involved. She cried because she was relieved and admitted that she had never belived in it either. The mormon church uses guilt very effectivly. You are constanty told you are inadequate and you need to do more for the church.

    There is a cognative dissonance that allows educated mormons to stay in the church. There is no doubt that the church is a cult. Many members stay only because of family or business relationships. When I left the church, I lost almost all of my mormon clients. mormons always hire mormons first. Competency comes second.

    Someone on this thread asked one of the mormons why they came to a "mormons are retarded" site. It is because the church leaders tell them to. At conference, mormons are told "seek out websites that are negative to the church and refute them". "Offer your testimonies to those who make negative statments about the church" (gordon hinckley- mormon profit) You can usually tell a mormon on a thread like this when they start by saying "Im not a mormon but..."

    I have EARNED the RIGHT to say that mormons are FUCKING RETARDED. This statement is fact.

    mormonism is a dangerous cult. It is a billion dollar cult and that is the pure motivation. It is said here that mormons squeeze a nickle so hard they make the beaver fart. ( I am Canadian and our nickles have a beaver stamped on them.)

    Much of the original doctrine of the church is being hushed and swept under the carpet. (ask a mormon about Bruce R Mckonkie. The older mormons will know.)They are trying to hide the history of racism, bigotry, polygamy and all the other bullshit that joseph smith made up. BTW some mormon on here asked " how could joseph smith write the book of mormon in three months if it was not inspired by God. Well, he didn't and it wasn't. joseph smith was a retard con man. A man named Sidney Rigdon wrote much of the story. Actually he copied much of the story from other texts. I am sure that even with the "seer stones" joseph could not have seen the future to know that both science (DNA) and global information would prove their stories to be completly false.

    I wish that mormons could wake up to this fact. More and more are, but some will not. They are sheep and they allow the church to think for them. They are constantly told in the conferences that "once the leaders have spoken, the thinking has been done".

    I could say so much more, but I have said enough.
    Note that I have tried not to capitilize anything mormon as an intentional sign of disrespect. I am an angry ex-mormon. Angry that they stole so much of my time and money that I will never get back.

    I was once a completely fucking retarded mormon, but now, am not. I was blind, but now I see.

    Elder Matumbo
    (from the book of mormon on broadway)

  117. TK (Admin) says:

    Thanks for your insight. You are possibly the only one (on either side), that seems to have a valid story, and a grasp of rudimentary English skills. Thanks again!

  118. Brian Nelson says:

    Guess what, I am a mormon that with tell you one thing that the rest of them will not. You, yes you are a fucking biggot and discriminate agaist people for their religion and use slanderous unscrupulous tactics. Wake the fuck up we are in america asshole. RELIGION IS PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION AND YOU CALL US RETARDS?? People who are disabled have more moral character that any of you fuck sticks. If mormons have any fault its that they don't kick your stuip fucking asses to the curb for being hateful douche bags. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it shit for brains.

  119. Elder Matumbo says:

    So who ever said Mormons had a persecution complex?

    Freedom of speech is also protected by the constitution, which gives everyone the right to express opinion about anything including religion… unless you are a mormon. The mormon leadership tells members “It's wrong to criticize leaders of the Church, even if the criticism is true” (Dallin Oakes moron apostle)

    I vote Brian Nelson be put up on the pedestal of shining examples of arrogant mormon hypocrites right alongside joseph christ, jesus smith and tommy hooknose monson. Apparently, Brian is one of the “progressive mormons” that get to say fuck as long as it directed against anyone that has an opinion contrary to the opinion the church tells him he should have.

    BTW why are you picking on disabled people by dumping their asses down in the gutter with us mormon haters?
    It is far far greater thing to be a non-moron with an ass on the curb, than a moron with your head up your bishops ass. (and he likes it)

  120. cakeatmidnight says:

    Amen Elder Matumbo, you Rock!

  121. the truth says:

    legalize weed and illegalize mormonism

    -the truth

    ps mormons arent christians

  122. MORMON INDOCTRINATION says:

    Elder Matumbo, you really laid it all out. I also liked one of the earlier posters who stated that after he stopped believing and saw the lds church for what it is - dangerous. She agreed and hence a happy ending here. In my case, my wife insists on indoctrinating our children to the mormon faith. However, I may end up up a divorced man if I insist that we DON'T let the church indoctrinate our kids. That is what's fucked up about mormonism. It claims to be family oriented, but truly messes families up and breaks them apart. It retards families and therefore makes them retarded families.

  123. Lostprophet says:

    The main problem with the mormon faith is the story of how it came to be, im fairly suprised by the vast # of people that stuck around after hearing that this amazing new religion was started by some under-educated dude reading gold plated with magic stones out of a hat. If that isnt bad enough upon being tested could not reproduce the same translation. Add in the misspelling and gramatical errors? Problem is "he wasnt translating anything, the stones were" and what is written on the plates is whats there give or take nothing so obviously there would be no change in translation. And if hes just copying down the translation shown in front of him that means god misspelled the words that are wrong? Seriously, and to think someone who is dumb enough to buy into all that is running to be the president? Give that r-tard a few child brides and make him president of salt lake city instead! :-)

  124. byu suck me till my dick goes numb says:

    Mormors can be Mormons if your that stupid then fine but I'm not a mormon and I'm forced to go Bible thumping with my family. My probelem is how fucking stupid can you be oh I shit my pants and saw Jesus lets go make a bullshit deletion? If you cant get laid don't go say its in the name of religion its pathetic

  125. Frodo Baggins says:

    So your saying an uneducated farm boy founded a church with over 14million people in it and wrote a book? All on his own? :-)

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