21 dead horses thank God for something....

In her last breath;
"Open Failure", a high-bred horse from Venezuela made a short but important comment about her automobile insurance, stating, "At least I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico", before she gasped for her last breath on Monday,
"With all of these horses falling over dead, I am so glad that many of them have decided to exit this world in an appropriate manner." Stated Diane Johnson. "They told me lots of things, from the regrets they've had in life to more important things, like how they saved money on their car insurance by switching to Geico."
"I guess it really doesn't matter if these stinky poop-bearing beasts can even drive, I just love the fact that they are bargain shoppers."
Johnson continued, "One of the horses also told me in it's dying breath that it was 'more than excited' to become glue and paste for preschoolers and kindergarteners to eat. Stating , "Eat me , please god, Eat me. You are not the only Skywalker!"
Reached for comment, none of the 21 horses could be reached for comment, as they all were dead.