Dec 11
Planned Parenthood Abortion Punch Card
In a surprising move, Planned Parenthood announced it's Christmas "buy five, get one free" abortion campaign this week.
"We hope these cards will encourage young women to get the sexual education and abortions necessary to sustain our mission." Cecile Richards, current president of Planned Parenthood of America stated Tuesday.
"If they get five abortions, they get one free! What a wonderful and rewarding health care system we have in this country!"
"If we were to give a free (fifth) abortion to every black teen in our office looking for sexual counseling, it has been theorized that car stereo, home invasion, and production of more kids would be drastically cut."
With a shrinking federal budget dedicated towards sexual education and with a total complete ignorance of the issues, teen pregnancy and sexual proclivity in the youth population has skyrocketed in recent years.
"We do not feel this incentive 'card' will encourage abortions", continued Richards, "But we feel this card will reward the diligent efforts of abortion-minded (black) teens looking to better our culture and family values."

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  1. Harmony says:

    OMG, who will be even interested in Abortion, only for the sick and reckless and nonchalant.

  2. kelly says:

    Yours is one of the most informative personal blogs I've ever come across! 'Abortion rewards' definitely make teens be more aware of their personal choices when it comes to sex and kids, even if ppl don't want them.

  3. Harmony says:

    hmm... True, i support your cause.. but i do know its written in a sarcastic manner :

  4. Robert says:

    I don't even know where to begin. I guess all I can say is that I hope this is a bad joke. The Silent Majority

  5. Raped says:

    WOW, i cant believe that they would make cards like this. Look! they use a vacuum, hangar, and throw the baby in the trash! i bet there is gonna be alot of sluts that get their free abortion.

  6. BoomLover says:

    I know that this is a joke, in somebody's mind, but it is a sick one, just like all the other ones you have listed.....some people just have to get their 15 minutes of fame...so they must be happy that they are now famously STUPID! Thanks for allowing us to glimpse the bottom of the shallow end of the DNA pool. Now go grim at yourself in your bathroom mirror...

  7. Britt says:

    This is a joke right? They make it sound like a sale at the mall. Kids are going to grow up thinking abortion is like candy. buy so much get some free. they don't tell you the consequences of either of them.

  8. JSouthwe says:

    this ad is easily the most disturbing thing i have ever seen. all this does is tell people, "hey, there more you have sex, the cheaper it is to pay for your mistakes." this doesnt EDUCATE ANYONE!!!!! all it does is make it more appealing to have sex, get pregnant, murder your baby cuz well... its free after the fifth time! wtf has this world come to?

  9. christine says:

    SICK! Glad to know that we can all go out and spread ours legs because after the 4th our 5th is free. The baby can feel everything, just plan sick to think that people would do that to their own children.

  10. Camery says:

    This is so messsed up. Why would you kill something that is YOUR fault. If you wouldnt have had unprotected sex in the first place you wouldnt get pregnant. Its not that hard to put and condom on and use it. Its not the babys fault, its your ingnorance. Dont punish the baby for this. Your goin to hell for this, is all i can say.

  11. Anonymous says:

    yeah

  12. monique says:

    Using African American children must be a sure winner for anti-abortionist. The point is taken, but at the expense of the appearance that we as African American women lack responsible care over our wombs and the pearls we carry....

  13. Anaia says:

    I read the article since I'm doing a report on Abortion for my Ethics class and I must say this article is truly offensive and focuses solely on what black teens. Implying that they are the only demographic having abortions. Your point is taken but could have been made using another strategy. The issue is about abortion and lack of education and responsibility its not a black or white issue its an everyone issue!

    The card is tacky and distasteful and even though intended as a joke to make fun of the lack of one's personal responsibility is abhorrent!!!!! Planned Parenthood should do what their name suggests, assist people who have issues with their pregnancy to know all options available and should assist them in picking a solution best suited for their needs, rather than force their own opinions down peoples throats. This is why so many are uneducated about this topic, pregnancy, sex, disease, the reproductive system, etc.

    Not impressed at all with this information, its offensive, rude and should not be taken lightly or mixed in with racist, ignorant comments that assist to cloud judgement

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  15. Kellye says:

    I understand greatly the frustration and anger that you feel regarding the issue of abortion... Although i also know that there are more honorable ways in which to make this point. This is obviously a satire based on what is becoming a common place occurrence.. It is sad that abortion is such a cavalier resort, let alone an option!... As for the accusations of targeting black women.. This unfortunately is not an ignorant assumption.. In fact to be quite exact when Planned Parenthood was being formed it's founder presented the concept of abortion as a secretly self proclaimed ingenious method that would cause minorities (Black, Hispanic, & Jewish Immigrants) to slowly terminate their own people. Planned Parenthood started going to minority schools to spread the abortion message.. Though they never felt the need to speak at the predominantly white schools. In an early Planned Parenthood document the founder refers to the minority races as, "weeds" & states that they are "contaminating & poisoning our society". Many people don't know that the founder was a self proclaimed white supremacist who was involved with the Ku Klux Klan. Planned Parenthood has obviously denied this stating that these are vicious lies spread by radical extremist Pro Life groups.. This horribly racist agenda of course is vicious, but frighteningly true. The information has always been there in words of black & white, but most people don't believe it... Or they just won't do the research for themselves. In the question of taste.. Most Pro-Abortionists resort to sneering and ridiculing the Pro-Life supporters.. But that doesn't mean that we should take the same approach.. Why lower ourselves & jeer or condemn our fellow man .. All we need do is state facts and our point can be made, understood & by the grace of God this monstrosity will no longer be legal in our country =)

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