My Edge Pro - Total ripoff? Simply put, if this ends up on the first page of your local search engine, then yes, it does suck. I am so sick of their stupid commercials claiming they can make your bad…
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The choking GameHi Kids, have you ever tried the choking game? It is neat and sweeping the nation. All you have to do is take some deep breaths and then cut off your air supply. It is so much FUN and will…
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Onkyo Sucks Onkyo Sucks I got a free "Onkyo Sucks Gadget" in the mail with my latest Newegg order for a new home receiver. It was a "free" Ipod Dock that came with my new receiver. Guess what, unlike 90% of…
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The new sandwich unveiled by Kentucky Fried Chicken this week was best described as "Fatty", "Caloric", and "Yummy" by several participants this week. "This is the sandwich to end all sandwiches", stated a 420…
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The full back-and-forth of Tiger Woods conversation with porn star Joslyn James were released tonight after a horrific day of Tiger news. The transcript follows... Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009: Heading…
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Conan's last night was a noisy and reckless absurdity, reports a lucky insider that was inside Conan's Universal lot watching the last show Conan O'Brien is hosting. "Conan then took out the Skull of Meat loaf…
Read the storyListen (adoring name for spouse), you can (verb) my (self possessive taboo part). I do all of the (laundry) around here, and I will be (criminal assault) with your sister (quantifier of previous "verbal…
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Where the Wild Things are Sucked.I just had the unpleasant experience of watching my childhood memories and dreams crushed in an agonizing 90 minute movie root canal of Biblical proportions. The movie theater…
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Hilton garbage cans look like VaginasThe garbage cans at the Hilton are smaller than an average dwarf's vagina. WTF am I supposed to put in there? I can fit three bottles, I can of pop, and an empty packet of…
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Flying safely for over 20 years!Liberty Helicopter Tours web developers were called in to take down the "Flying safely for over 20 years" banner from the entrance page of their website, it was reported…
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Colleen Hauser, the mother of cancer-riddled 13 year old Daniel Hauser, spoke to God this morning about her choice to rub eucalyptus and tea leaves on her Danny's tumor-filled body in lieu of proven and…
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Corn King bacon is shitty.Corn King Bacon has to be one of the most horrible meat products ever shrink-wrapped, boxed, and stuck in the butcher's cooler. Corn King bacon is impossibly thin to work with. The…
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