Total Scheme... I told your asses Our New Commentary section - Ask Willie! We here at pleasegodno.com are proud to present our newest feature commentary section, entitled "Ask Willie" which features…
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A production of the popular musical "Annie" at a Knoxville, TN Unitarian church had trouble staying on script, it was reported Sunday. "I was all into Annie's portrayal of a disenfranchised young orphan…
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Former Press Secretary Tony Snow has unexpectedly taken a new position at the DOPOH (the Department Of the President Of Hell), it was reported Saturday. During an exclusive interview via satellite phone this…
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Aaron Eilerts, 14, from Eagle Grove, Iowa; Josh Fennen, 13, Sam Thomsen, 13, of Omaha; and Ben Petrzilka,13 were postumusly awarded the uber-rare and coveted "Tornado merit badge," it was reported Saturday.…
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"We now have a new Ziploc product in our line of multi-use plastic resealable bags. From snack, to sandwich, to freezer, to storage, and now to fetuses", announced newly appointed SC Johnson vice-president…
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Males all over the country praised the new line of "anti-vaginal stink" condoms released by Trojan brand condoms this week. "It is a standard latex condom with a Pine-scented car freshener attached to the…
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*****10-20-08 Update to this story***** In May I drew this cartoon and posted a satirical article regarding a fake Obama food stamp plan. This article was complete satire and I wanted to let anyone reading…
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The United State Postal Service released it's new Myanmar themed stamps, it was reported today. "What a terrible tragedy this country has suffered", stated United States Postmaster General John Potter. "What a…
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The Catholic community was stunned this week with the release of a horribly distasteful photo of Pope Benedict XVI shoveling Jews into a ditch. "We thought we knew this cult-obsessed satan-worshiper better…
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I know a lot of readers of pleasegodno.com think that I just throw this shit together, and that I just kick back a few beers and pound on the keyboard twice a month and throw up a random 5 minute picture…
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Jack Link's new 8 dollar .35 oz beef jerky pack In another cost-cutting measure, Jack Link's Jerky Inc, announced it's new standard .35 ounce beef jerky pack today. "We feel that this is the best move for the…
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