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President Jimmy Carter Excited for Future of A.I.
Carter's exciting obvious President Jimmy Carter recently shared his excitement about the future of Artificial Intelligence, it was reported Sunday. "A.I. is so exciting and I can't wait to see where we are…
Read the storyOn Scene : Mike Lindell bursts through checkpoint on highway to Gaza with a truckload of My Pillows
Mike Lindell bursts through checkpoint on highway to Gaza with a truckload of My Pillows In a desperate bid to liquidate an entire truckload of My Pillows, embattled election denier and business mogul Mike…
Read the storyGrandma has myasthenia gravis I guess
Grandma has myasthenia gravis I guess. In a awfully fun development today, it was revealed that "Grandma has myasthenia gravis I guess", according to Dad. "Yeah, I guess that's a thing now", continued Dad,…
Read the storyAmerican mother / daughter duo released by Hamas!
Gaza Strip Breakthrough - Hamas offers prisoner release if someone will tell them what the fuck happened to Amy Grant
In a surprising move Friday afternoon, senior Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh offered a glimpse of hope to missing and abducted victims of the recent Mideast uprising. "What the fuck happened to Amy Grant anyway",…
Read the storyDifficult Discussions - Talking to your retarded Israeli child about Hamas and the Gaza Hospital Bombing
Discussions with mentally challenged individuals can be difficult. This can be especially difficult during confusing times like puberty or a systematic exterminating genocide war perpetrated by a terrorist…
Read the storyMonica Lewinsky bravely unveils slogan for new anti-bullying campaign. "Linda Tripp was a fat bitch".
Linda Tripp fat In a stunning announcement, ex Whitehouse aide and woman at the center of Bill Clinton's presidential impeachment trial unveiled her slogan for her anticipated anti-bullying campaign. "'Linda…
Read the storySenator Sean Nienow makes tearful apology for "misunderstanding" surrounding Small Business Loan.
Sean NienowA tearful Sean Nienow admitted in an interview on Saturday that he might have "majorly fucked up" when it came to his business dealings and his post $600,000 loan from the government several years…
Read the storyEthan Lim Asst Vice President - Official message
Here is a letter I received recently. It was sent to me as well as a business that I trashed online... Pleasegodno.com Team, I thought you might like to know some reasons why you are not getting enough Social…
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