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Conan O'Brien's last night on the air filled with deceased twin babies, Will Ferrell, and Jeff Zucker's asshole... Great TV!!!!

Conan's last night was a noisy and reckless absurdity, reports a lucky insider that was inside Conan's Universal lot watching the last show Conan O'Brien is hosting.
"Conan then took out the Skull of Meat loaf and played it like a French Horn!!!!"
After reports of verified accounts recounting Conan "Fucking an audience member in the ear", and "Peeing on all of NBC's electrical equipment", our sources both verified that Conan calmed down.
"Wow, I expected a little more resistance from (Jeff) Zucker. I didn't even think he'd let me spray frothy urine into his wive's face... Weird..." stated O"Brien.

AdLib vocal spouse fighting official form.

Listen (adoring name for spouse), you can (verb) my (self possessive taboo part). I do all of the (laundry) around here, and I will be (criminal assault) with your sister (quantifier of previous "verbal assault") monkey ((dog)) loving your babies for a (adjective) amount of time! Fine, I'll go to (noun), and you can (verb) your self and also other people that live close to us. If I see you (verb) milkman I will (verb) him with all of the terror that belongs in a sacred realm of (place). LOVE YOU!!!!
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