Youssif did not even crack a smile while meeting his childhood heroes, it was reported Saturday.
"I know it's not the real Spider-Man," stated Youssif. "This is the single worst day of my life."
Youssif continued, "This is the most horrific single event I have ever been put through. Meeting this fake Spiderman and SpongeBob will be the singular memory that haunts me when I close my eyes at night. Every time I look in the mirror, I will be reminded about this horrifying event that forever shaped my existence."
Kevin Everett was quietly removed from thousands of American's fantasy football lineups Monday.
Get over it assholes. She's dead, and here's the pictures.
I am so sick of benefit concerts, memorials, and auto-erotic asphyxiation jerk off sessions about Princess Diana.
Sure people liked her; but for Christ's sake, I'm more upset about my civil liberties dying.
People liken Princess Diana to some kind of Mother-Mary-baked-into-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich type of bullshit.
She was a mother, a princess, and a wife.
And now she's dead.
She died in 20 minutes. We have been throwing circle jerk memorials for 5,259,487 minutes now.
Hurry up and die.