Tammy Faye brought attention to the very serious nature of colon cancer after she plopped over dead from it this week. Tammy Faye will best be remembered for wearing more makeup than a two dollar whore while…
Sexy definedLarry Flynt gave it to Sen. David Vitter like a random black guy gives it to a drug-addicted 18 year old whore in one of his Barely Legal movies. When asked about inappropriate activities, Vitter…
The K-Mart shirt says $7, not $10 assholes Do you know what K-Mart? Kiss my ass. Here is a copy of my letter to K-Mart... a few days ago I had a situation at one of your stores that forces me to write. I was…
What a huge piece of shit our president is. The decision was handed down today to "commute" Scooter Libby's sentence. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy? He let off a guy that COMPROMISED NATIONAL…
Yes, the "The Rabid Wolverine" is dead. He died exactly as his name implies... like a rabid wolverine.... that strangles it's wife from roid rage.... and then a couple days later kills it's son... and then…
I think everyone can agree that bulimia is hot. Never mind the damage to the brain, skin tissues, heart, liver, stomach, blood, intestines, hormones, muscles, and throat. Hot as shit. I appreciate the effort.…
Just when you thought a crippled getting caught in the front of a Mac truck was funny. Corky's got a brand new band!!! http://www.chrisburke.org/ scary
I spent the night watching "The Thing". I was watching the credits and I started thinking. Let's spend the next few days asking your co-workers and friends... "Guess who's still alive?" They may look at you…
Have you ever read a book report written by a high school freshman? Have you ever asked a guy with Down Syndrome for street directions? If you answered yes to either of these questions, then you most likely…