Jerry Falwell "stunned" to find himself in hell, it was reported Tuesday. "I thought I spent my life hating all the right people," Falwell stated. "The pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays ,and lesbians...…
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Ounce for ounce, there is no other substance on the face of the Earth that will more consistently produce as many hours of unabated flatulence than Kashi GoLEAN Crunch. If you have never had a bowl of Kashi…
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After a predictable but disappointing loss for Sanjaya Wednesday night, the world was stunned by shocking images of the Idol contestant apparently losing his mind. In the 20 minute rambling Quicktime video…
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I'm so glad that absolutely nothing else has happened in the world for the last two days, it has given us plenty of time to interview Cho Seung-Hui's babysitter, 2nd grade teacher, middle school girlfriend,…
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Well another South Korean with a handgun has wrecked the whole week for everyone... again... Please don't take this as a racist comment. I've worked with Koreans, and they have hardly ever shot at me. It's…
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Fat girls are easy. On an average day I get at least 1 fat girl message floating into my "Male seeking Female" advertisement on the internet. Listen. I am not small. I don't advertise myself as someone who is…
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It is always refreshing when the local meth head gives you correct change at the drive-thru. I frequent fast food restaurants, Wal-Mart, and gas stations. I'll say one thing.... At least in the short term,…
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Does my dog have food? Maybe. Does my dog have water? Of course... I always leave the toilet seat up. Yes, true love for a dog is easy. Just dump out a whole bag of dog food and leave the toilet seat up.…
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Listen, jackass, keep eating your pear. Stop trying to figure out why your "email doesn't "click"" You make no sense. Please go somewhere and quietly die. I work on computers more or less for a living and have…
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Ok - So is it just me, or was anyone else completely offended by Don Imus' completely inappropriate remarks about niggers?I totally support free speech, but Imus' comments about the Rutger's basketball team…
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