Burned Iraqi child finds solace in Marlon Brando. "It's amazing how some gasoline and a match instantly transformed me into a Marlon Brando look-alike", Youssif, the young Iraqi boy stated this week. "When I…
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A full week after the Utah mine collapse that left six miners stranded, new help is coming in the form of Yahtzee boards and nationalization papers. "There is only one thing that will kill a group of six…
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Mormons... Dumb. Joseph Smith was the only one of Jesus' disciples to get shot in the face with a gun. Of all religions, I would have to say the Mormonism is the most delusionally retarded. The fact that we…
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The Pro Shop at Sea StarI despise junk mail. Especially when you KNOW they got your address by farming it from an improperly sent mass email. Sometimes replying with "unsubscribe" doesn't cut it. The Pro Shop…
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