Fiber One Bars make me Fart
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Fiber One bars are yummy and chocolaty. Fiber One bars are also snacks that are forged in the depths of hell by Satan himself.
When I think back on the top ten loudest and longest farts of my life, I can honestly say 10 of them happened all at once about 2 hours after eating a Fiber One bar.
I conducted an unscientific test to see if others were affected like I was.
One person told me they farted so loud that they woke them self up in the middle of the night. Another told me that her drug free childbirth was much more comfortable than her brush with the Fiber One bar.
Terry Schiavo would have run out of the room with some of the gas that I've had.
I would be interested in other people's experiences with Fiber One bars. Post them here!
-----Update 2-11-09-----
After sending a note to General Mills pointing them to this post, I received an email back from them. At least it's cool they have a sense of humor.
Dear Mr. Farts Alot:
Thank you for contacting General Mills and sharing your humor with us. I shared the website and it gave us a great laugh for the day.
Thank you for using our Fiber One products and have a great day!!!
Sincerely,
Imee B. Roberts
Consumer Services
-----Update 8-14-08-----
I am obviously not alone.
Let's start posting actual recordings of your actual farts here on this thread! Please record your greatest Fiber One farts via any means necessary! (Recorder, cell phone, computer mic, etc). I will post them here! It will be a GAS! Please convert your fart sounds into any readable computer format (.wav, .mp3, etc) and email them here.I will "pass" the credit onto the "end" user. Don't be lazy! Record your Fiber One farts!!!
-----Update 1-16-11-----
Thanks to Andrew for a great Fiber one recording mix. As he states in his letter, "...you've got just about every possible type, the firecracker, the nuke, the deflating balloon, the machine gun...etc."
Truly a great mix of farts. Click here
Also thanks to T-bone Buttstank for their recording. Click here to listen
..And one more Verizon user who stated, "fiber 1 fart, sounds like a fart machine, but this is for real." Click here for this fart.
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James on :
I type this as I sit in my own cloud of stench. It's not just the frequency of the flatulence that gets me, it's the odor. Man. The smell is like a combination of rotten eggs and despair.
But they're so tasty! I had one at work today and had to keep getting up and walking to the bathroom. Or, if I had just been in there and was embarrassed to re-enter so soon, I'd strafe the hallway and make a quick getaway. I can see the look of the guy who walked into that five minutes later (by the way, did I mention that these things linger for what seems like days. I'm sure my car will be befouled when I get in tomorrow morning).
Anyway, yeah, glad to know I'm not alone.
Jade on :
YOU.DON'T.EVEN.WANNA.KNOW.HOW.WRONG.I.WAS.
roman on :
ate 4 the first day and finished the last one in the morning... couldn't understand why i had so much gas... other than maybe cuz i hadn't passed gas for almost five days.
ended up getting stomach cramps, such as before i ate the bars.. thought maybe my battle wasn't over... ate another whole box in basically one sitting... (they are addictivly good...) and now i realise that the pains i was having this time around were probably associated with the bars themselves and the huge amounts of gas that they create...
wow... these things really do come from the pits of hell don't they... damn you fiber one... damn you...
Roberto on :
THE EXPERT was right and so are all of you kids. Now I am turning more and more of my 50-something friends onto the sheer entertainment that Fiber One Bars provide. General Mills, please don't change anything in the formula.
Allie on :
Never have I EVER had this much air inside of my body at once. It literally felt like someone attached an air hose to my bellybutton and pumped me with as much air as possible. And just when you let out a good 4 minute fart and think you're going to feel some relief, NOPE! Another little explosion in your stomach and there are 50 more farts lining up inside of you just waiting to burst out at the most inconvenient moment. I work in a very quiet office all day and let me tell you - if there is a hell - it's probably just the devil forcefeeding you one of these bars a day. Seriously, one bar and your insides will be exploding.
I swear, I can't even look at a box without farting now. I hate you fiber one.
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NEVER AGAIN FIBER ONE DAMN YOU !!
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btw the last two letters of my capcha i have to solve for this comment are "P U"
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I started eating these a couple of weeks ago. The first night I woke myself (and my wife) up with an errant fart in the middle of the night. Last night I was up three times with the longest / loudest farts I have ever had. I ate two yesterday and one today before I read this...I am throwing the box away when I get home.
Too bad too...cause they tasted sooo good.
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i'm paying now.
i feel like dying.
Kat on :
These bars have made me fart so loud that my cats jumped up in fright, looked at each other a me in disbelief, and high-tailed it out of the room. One time on a business trip, I ate one in a hotel room and I swear to God I let one rip that created such tremendous reverberations that I'm sure it was heard and felt all up and down the hall and in rooms nearby. I have actually awakened my own self with blasts that have happened in my sleep. What the hell are they putting in these bars?
On the bright side, there is a medicinal purpose for these bars... my best friend brought me some while I was recovering in the hospital after having had surgery. In case you don't know, when you have major surgery your whole system slows down and they won't put you back onto food until you pass gas. Well, based on our past experience, we both knew that these bars could be depended on to get that job done fast. I would have been laughing so hard if it didn't hurt so much. The nurses on the surgical floor vowed to keep some around in case others needed help. I happily donated the rest of my box.
They are so delicious... but I have sworn off them for the good of the rest of mankind.
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We are still awaiting her return home, and we think this may prevent her from a very uncomfortable school experience tomorrow.
Thank you all for sharing all your encounters with these deliciously deadly treats.... ill admit i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard.
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aware of their effects and will not be tempted to indulge in them before any social interaction....
We are awaiting her return currently, but We foresee her not attending school tomorrow to prevent any very unfortunate and devastating situations.
Thank you all for your comments. I very much enjoyed laughing to teh point of tears.
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DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, WHAT IS IN THESE THINGS???? It is positively inhuman!
All kidding aside, I wonder if there is something in these bars that is very unhealthy. I eat a lot of fiber, and I do not have gas like this. EVER. IN MY LIFE. No. Never. NOT EVEN CLOSE. Even in times during my life when I have been sick I have never passed gas like this!
I am not going to eat these things anymore. They can't be good for me!
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I got a phone call today - it was my ass telling me to please stop eating these things. I'm sure it will take weeks to get the smell out of my colon. It makes me sad, but at the same time impressed.
As has been said before, remember, "The first rule of FART club is...you don't talk about FART club!"
You stay gassy, San Diego!
aldo on :
I, too, have been victimized by these deadly bars.
the thing is they are so good! Now, it's worse cause, i knowingly eat them despite the expected outcome. it just goes to show how evil these bars really are.
anyways, after being forced in my methane gas bubble for a couple of hours, as a good engineering student, I asked: why not reuse this energy?
there is a lot of methane in our farts and methane is useful for a ton of things so why not "sequester" the gas and use it to something else than giving us headaches and family drama?
if you look for "fart into energy" in youtube, you'll see it's possible to generate enough energy to turn a small engine and fan.
so as fart #1 generates energy to to turn the engine, sequential fart # 2 (that one you'd thought would take longer to arrive) will be blown away!
the problem is sequestering these farts would be such a hassle given their frequency. i guess a hose connected directly would solve the problem. not very comfortable, i would imagine.
anymore ideas?
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I'm laughing out loud reading some of these stories - it's a good thing we have a sense of humor!!
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Come 'on people let's make lemonade from this bag of lemons. Call your congressman to get obama to relegate some of that stimulus money to this cause.
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I had never experienced anything like this before, and I was certain I had picked up some dysentery in Mexico. I was all ready to go to the doctor, but then it stopped the next day -- until my girlfriend started snacking on the bars and it started all over again. It took a couple days for us to put two and two together.
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Thanks for all the stories! I needed these laughs after feeling so miserable from these bars!!!!
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never again will i ever eat a fiber one bar.
ever.
ps. my farts were loud, and long, and hot, and smelled bad enough that im pretty sure, through the space-time continuum, they are why jesus rose from dead.
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My lord!
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She-Who-Empties-the-Room-Quickly on :
I, too, have fallen prey to the malicious Fiber One bar. Make it stop! My co-worker is gagging on the floor...I can barely see her but for the miasma of stench surrounding our desks. Send for back up! I'm going in....
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These bars definitely need a warning, like those Wow chips did/do, or maybe they should sell them at Spencers/Gag stores. These taste really good, but really aren't very "green" from all the gasses you omit after eating just a single one. ...Surprised they haven't added an extra gas emissions tax to these because of it.
But seriously folks, These should only be consumed if you are all alone for a couple of days. You actually need to plan ahead before eating these things. I accidentally came across this site and laughed to tears, because I just bought a box the other day. I ate one bar yesterday, for the first time ever, and one bar today, and I was wondering what the hell was wrong with me. ??? I now know, and now I too, will share my insight and all that I have learned from these 2 lone bars that I have ate ...
Do Not...Eat before you go to class or if you work in a quiet environment. Unless you are eating them just for the purpose of being dumb.
Do ... Feel free to eat these if you work at a shop. People will just think it's the machines instead.... Then again,,,,,, People might think the machines are breaking down, so that might not be a good idea either.
Do Not... eat before driving/riding with anyone !!! Unless you want to walk. Yes, you will end up walking even if you are driving the vehicle,... it's that bad.
Do Not... eat before you workout. It'll only bring out the worst in you. ( or outta you. ) Especially with aerobics or any cardiovascular.
Do... unwrap all the bars, put them on a pretty serving dish and cover the dish with saran wrap to give as a gift to your neighbors that you dislike. It'll look like you just baked them. You will be golden in their eyes and get your revenge all at the same time. They will be too embarrassed to tell you what they've experienced, and they won't want to belittle the kind gesture and amends you just made. They only need to eat one ! Just one ! ( Tip: heat them up just a few seconds in the microvewave to make it just that much more believable that they are homemade. ) ... and let the magic begin.
Do Not ...Give these to kids !!!! You think those little fart cups and whoopie cushions are bad and cause a ruckus ? ... These are waaaayyy worse ! ...They will be up all night farting and laughing, smelling up the whole house.
Do ... keep on hand for those certain unruly trick-or-treaters that show up on your door step every year. You know the one's I'm talking about.
Do ...carry these while you go on that next hiking trip as an emergency food source and location device all in one. Just in case you are to get lost, you'll have the food to nurish you for the time being and you'll uncontrollably create an abundance of rambunctious sounds for Search and Rescue to locate exactly where you are ! It'll also keep all the predatory animals in the area, at bay. Think Safety !
Do ... Stop by my house tonight and take the remaining bars that are left in the box, because I probably can't handle one more of these tomorrow and their peanut butter/chocolatey taste will be tempting...
Mean nasty Trick Bars on :
These bars definitely need a warning, like those Wow chips did or do, or maybe they should sell them at Spencers/Gag stores. These actually taste really good, but really aren't very "green" from all the gasses you omit after eating just a single one. ...Surprised they haven't added an extra gas emissions tax to these because of it.
But seriously folks, These should only be consumed if you are all alone for a couple of days. You actually need to plan ahead before eating these things. I accidentally came across this site and laughed to tears, because I just bought a box the other day. I ate one bar yesterday, for the first time ever, and one bar today, and I was wondering what the hell was wrong with me. ??? I now know, and now I too, will share my insight and all that I have learned from these 2 lone bars that I have ate ...
Do Not...Eat before you go to class or if you work in a quiet environment. Unless you are eating them just for the purpose of being dumb.
Do ... Feel free to eat these if you work at a shop. People will just think it's the machines instead.... Then again,,,,,, People might think the machines are breaking down, so that might not be a good idea either.
Do Not... eat before driving/riding with anyone !!! Unless you want to walk. Yes, you will end up walking even if you are driving the vehicle,... it's that bad.
Do Not... eat before you workout. It'll only bring out the worst in you. ( or outta you. ) Especially with aerobics or any cardiovascular.
Do... unwrap all the bars, put them on a pretty serving dish and cover the dish with saran wrap to give as a gift to your neighbors that you dislike. It'll look like you just baked them. You will be golden in their eyes and get your revenge all at the same time. They will be too embarrassed to tell you what they've experienced, and they won't want to belittle the kind gesture and amends you just made. They only need to eat one ! Just one ! ( Tip: heat them up just a few seconds in the microvewave to make it just that much more believable that they are homemade. ) ... and let the magic begin.
Do Not ...Give these to kids !!!! You think those little fart cups and whoopie cushions are bad and cause a ruckus ? ... These are waaaayyy worse ! ...They will be up all night farting and laughing, smelling up the whole house.
Do ... keep on hand for those certain unruly trick-or-treaters that show up on your door step every year. You know the one's I'm talking about.
Do ...carry these while you go on that next hiking trip as an emergency food source and location device all in one. Just in case you are to get lost, you'll have the food to nurish you for the time being and you'll uncontrollably create an abundance of rambunctious sounds for Search and Rescue to locate exactly where you are ! It'll also keep all the predatory animals in the area, at bay. Think Safety !
Do ... Stop by my house tonight and take the remaining bars that are left in the box, because I probably can't handle one more of these tomorrow and their peanut butter/chocolatey taste will be tempting...
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What's worse is that I thought fiber was GOOD for me. Nine grams in one bar - woo hoo! But now I hear it's the chicory root extract that causes the gas? Crap, that's the FIRST INGREDIENT LISTED.
I kept thinking all week "What the heck have I been eating that I have such baaaad gas???" and then it turns out the only thing different is Fiber One. I love the oats & strawberries w/almonds. But the blowouts...........BOOM!
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I ate 2 of these bars today and the gas has been unprecedented. Didn't help that I had refried beans with my dinner. As I sit here typing, I have fart AGAIN. Been going into the bathroom to fart so I don't gas myself out, but the smell attaches itself to my clothes and follows me around the house. Have candles burning but it doesn't overpower the lethal stench....and it's too cold to open the windows. I feel trapped!
If it's the chickory root that causes these noxious emissions, why must they add this???? What a cruel thing to do! I'm calling the company tomorrow and complaining! Good thing I didn't have a date tonight
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In my naivety I ate one before the workout, followed two hours later by a bowl of Kashi Go Lean with added blueberries, Horrible discomfort, I literally farted 200 times that day, was doing my noxious version of "crop dusting' walking around constantly to try and avoid blame and not stew in my own funk. It was a life changing experience for me, now forever twinkies and frosted flakes for my fiber, just visit roto rooter for a bi annual flush. Colon cleanse, here I come. Damn, they did taste good, some yin with my yang, that's for sure....
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With any luck, I can distribute the remaining bars to my co-workers & share a little of the love instead of throwing them away. I can't buy these again, as my wife has threatened me with divorce, decapitation, and dismemberment if I ever eat these again. Good luck, everyone.
On a serious note, Beano actually helps to reduce the gas. Problem? You have to consume an inordinately large dose of beano before eating any of these bars.
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My wife brought home a Costco size box of these things. OMG never again. They stopped me in my tracks while on my afternoon run. Had I a pin, I would have popped myself to relieve the pain. But all I could do was pretend I was tying my shoes, arse up in the air, trying to get some relief.
I'm thinking we should take the rest of the box up to our state legislature for their next session. Would that make me a terrorist?
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Ryan on :
My mom loves to buy Fiber One bars to snack on and I would always eat them when I'm at my parents house because they taste so good, but I never thought of putting farts and these bars together. Now that I think about it, I DID have some pretty horrible gas after eating them but always thought it was the beer I drank or some kind of bad cheese.
Needless to say I'm definitely buying these when I want to prank someone!!
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About 2 hours later, I was attending a worship service at a local church... I spent the entire time seated, thanking the good Lord above for the cushioned seat and the very loud christian rock band playing. Oh, and unbelievably, the frequent thunderous explosions blowing out of my ass had no smell. Again, thank you dear Jesus. Amen.
Khalid on :
I do not know this thing Sour Fart long considered not find anything about what the materials used in this game and they knew how to use food and bacteria that I am an Arab from the damp and the names of Khalid
Thank you for Emily q8._a @ hotmail.com
Hye on :
I am from Denmark and know bad English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Even if you paid half as much for your ticket as."
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Forgot that I had yoga class late that afternoon. The gas hit me on my way to yoga. I seriously considered aborting but thought I could just run into the rest room if I needed to.
Spent nearly the whole class (1 hour) in the bathroom. The first explosive release was so loud that it rattled the window in the bathroom. I knew for sure they had heard it out on the floor where the other people were deep in some relaxing yoga pose.
The rest of the time I mastered the method of bending over and pulling my butt cheeks apart so that the sound would just be a rush of "air" coming out. One occurrence was so forceful that the magazine pages rustled in the ensuing wind storm. I did not think the gas would ever stop coming. No more Fiber One bars unless I am by myself away from civilization!
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Needless to say when we got to the rest stop the 9 year old son used the facilities.
No more fiber one bars on car trips. Ever. My husband believed it must of been the cows until I showed him this site.
Stan on :
We came home and googled Fiber ones bars make me fart and this sight came up. /My wife assured me that I was not alone. Thanks everyone for sharing your stories. I just can't stop farting.... I'm taking these bars back and can't wait until they ask me why! Too bad that they taste so good!
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Having never tried them, I didn't realize until day 3 that it was the bars!! My husband was grossed out/jealous of the gas... It was quite pungent, to put it nicely.
The flavor was amazing, but the aftermath is just more than this family can bear...
They'll be used as gifts for sure, in the future.
t. on :
Well sure it is. But I have been eating them like crazy and I FART so much. These past 2 days have been unbelievable! I'm still in high school and it is complete torture having to squeeze my little butt checks together with every "FIBER" in my being so I don't embarrass myself in front of my classmates!
MY GAS..smells awful too. Oh dear Jesus.
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The funny part about it is that the name of their WOM program is "Psst..."
More like "PFFFFT!"
I gave some to my office co-workers, and now i can't help but wonder if they experienced the same thing and blame me for it secretly! My thought is that this is just a giant April Fool's day prank by General Mills.
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They certainly are powerful things!!!!!
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When I heard about Fiber One bars I became instantly infatuated. I loved the thought of eating healthy and saving some money. I bought 2 boxes of the oats and chocolate bars [because they were on sale] on a Friday and immediately began devouring the whole box over the period of that weekend. It had gotten so bad that by Monday when I would request change from my managers they would send some poor unknowing fool over to me because they couldn't stand the toxic fumes that seemed to levitate around me.
Now when I see an unsuspecting victim I make it a point to warn them of the health hazards created by these stink bombs.
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Percolating...as I sit here. I, too, googled Fiber one and google's auto completes' first entry was "fiber one gas"...so I knew at this point it wasn't just me!
PLUS I guess you only find this web site funny if you have personally experienced the fiber one's death bubbles. My husband doesn't think this is funny at all. I am sneaking one into his diet, then he'll get the joke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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And so I did. My boss keeps a big box of them on the shelf behind his desk. (Now I know why he has his door closed all the time!)
I tried one and thought, "Oh, hey, yum! That was mighty good! I'll have a second!"
BIG MISTAKE.
It turned my colon into a turbine. A turbine into which whole grains got thrown into. I not only farted uncontrollably, I had probably the worst case of fart-arrhea I have ever encountered in all of my 33 years.
Yet I keep eating them.
Damn you, Fiber One. DAMN YOU.
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I was thinking as I am a substitute teacher it would be funny to provide these as a snack to the entire school population lets say 45 minutes to an hour beforea school wide assembly on a cold winter day with doors and windows all shut!
Could you just imagine the sounds coming off the tile floors and ooden benches and the smell dang! Oh my hmmmmmmmmmmmmm would try it but they'd never accept me back to sub or think of hiring me! So guess it will remain a thought instead on an action!
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I get these attacks of farts chained together that last upwards of like 20 seconds sometimes. I'm going to start recording them my friends who think I'm exaggerating about these things will see.
A couple of choice varieties of FOF's (fiber one farts) are what I call the Door Knock, which is a basically a string of fart "syllables" that sort of sounds like someone knocking at the door. Then, there's the Harley. That one is pretty self explanatory.
Thank You General Mills. Happy Farting!
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I'm fine, but my girlfriend... GOD! on :
My girlfriend on the other hand... holy bajesus! She holds her farts in all day at work, and I usually swing by and pick her up afterwards. After I get her it is a 7 block ride home and she nearly farted the entire ride. I think it was like a 2 minute gas seepage out of her ass. Absolutely unreal!
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I found some at the local discount store for $1.69 per box. Score! I grabbed quite a few boxes. My 8 year old daughter asked if she could have one. I said sure! Well, it was so good, she wanted a second one. I warned her, I really did.
About 2 hours later she was out riding her bike and came running in the house clenching her butt cheeks together. She said, "Wow, Mom. You warned me but I had NO idea." As she blew by me on the way to the bathroom. I asked if she'd pooped her pants, but no. Just some serious, frightening gas. She loves them, but will now never eat more than one in a day. Smart girl.
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I ate like 4 fiber one bars today..
I was thinking "oh, theyre good for me".
Wow.. I was wrrrong.
I mean Ive had those before but never ate that many.
All day ive been having REAL bad gas, its terrible!! and my stomach hurts too.
I was wondering what was wrong with me so I looked up "4 fiber one bars" and somehow I came across "fiber one side effects-gas and stomach cramps...
Screw you Fiber One.. SCREW YOU!!!!!
X(
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Oh great. Here comes the EPA pulling *FFFFFORRRRRRP* up my *FFFIIIIIRRRP* my driveway!!! *cry!*...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!*
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Figured I'd just munch on the entire box, so I wouldn't interrupt my studying. I was interrupted about an hour later by the worst smelling stench ever. Smelled like a porto potty in July. I have my own office, but the shared printer is just outside the door. I couldn't stop farting for 4 hours. I couldn't leave because the project was due in the next day.
I farted every 3 minutes for four hours. It was non-stop. Each one was worse smelling than the last one. Finally, I sat on one cheek, propped by butt door open, and let olley olley oxen free. It was alot like Dumb and Dumber. After the 50th straight fart, I was pretty sure that I wouldn't poop my pants like Jeff Daniels. My stomach felt a little better, but I was about to pass out from the swamp death reek.
At hour 3, I heard the printer start. I literally ran to the printer, and brought the printout to my coworker across the hall. "I was just walking by the printer..." Then she printed out 4 more things, kindof randomly every 2 or 20 minutes. I ran every time. She was pretty freaked out, figured I was stalking her or something, but not as freaked out as she would have been if she walked anywhere near my potty office. Smelled like the rhinocerus cage at the zoo.
I finished the project, drove home, and then sat on my couch at home farting constantly until 2AM.
Don't eat six of these at a sitting. You might just die, or kill a co-worker. No, the smell doesn't go away... Ever. Sticks like napalm.
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I now have proof these things are pure evil in a box. We started hiking up the hill to the new Giraffe feeding tower. The whole way up the hill I'm talking out of my ass more than Barry Obama. Of course every time I let one rip, my 4 year old daughter thinks it's hillarious giggles and announces to the world, "Daddy farted!"
We get to the top of the hill where the Giraffe feeding tower is. It's a new, really cool setup. The railing is about shoulder level to the Giraffe and they lean their necks over the railing and take the food directly from your hand. So I'm standing there with a food pellet in my hand and let go of an SBD. The Giraffe notices the food in my hand, swings his neck towards me, then swings his neck back the other way and heads for the far corner of the tower.
Fiber One, farts so bad, even Giraffes won't come near ya'!
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Thank you and keep on farting America
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For those that have never tried these Satan Snack Fart Bars here is a link to the Fiber One website with a free sample and $5 in coupons!
http://freesample.fiberone.com/FiberOneFY10/Default.aspx?source=11112_11111
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Don't, I repeat, DO NOT get addicted....they taste so good....but they rip something vicious in your ass. Increasing fiber intake by method of Fiber One also means increasing your toilet paper usage. TRUST ME, if you are on a plan for things....plan for extra toilet paper when you shop for these.
The cereal isn't so bad...but the bars, dear god, the bars. Be careful people, and happy crapping.
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When I drove home from work, my husband borrowed my car to go to the grocery store.
When he came back from the store, he did not look so happy.
I don't think he will ever borrow my car after I've eaten a fiber one bar.
We both cried with laughter when we found this site.
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I seriously cleared an entire department at Target last night.
The smell is like no other I have ever experienced. It's like a mix of month old rotten eggs and perhaps, satan's cologne.
I too was rudely awakened from my sleep from my own gass the other night. It was like I was trying to sleep during the invasion of Baghdad. Good Lord!
I had to Google it today and feel better knowing exactly where the essence stems from.
I do wish to continue eating the bars as it's nice to be so regular (who needs colon cleanse) but man, the side assfects are a bit much to bear.
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I have been calling these fart bars as well. The guys at work joined a biggest loser contest at work and have been eating these. You should hear the explosions going off. I personally like to rip em in the breakroom on the hard
bench seats..... talk about clearing out a room. I took this one more step and
ripped one against the bedroom door while my wife was sleeping. She came running out wondering who was hammering on the front door. Then the smell hit her....
kind of reminds of when I used nightcrawlers for bait and let them in the car when hot outside . Nasty!!!!!! One other thing I have noticed I have to use more toilet paper.... maybe they are in cohoots with the toilet paper makers.
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Worst part, I just ate two cups before I found this site. I'm in trouble for later I guess........
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"Normal morning dump" No problem. BUT then all of a sudden the farts started coming back, So now I am back in the bathroom dropping the wayans brothers off at the pool, my roommates were gassed out by my stench. I was so embarrassed to walk into any room because of my green misty's I was producing. I had to run from my own farts.... I later found out what the culprit was as I was standing outside smoking a cig my intern said geese I could hear you farting from across the yard. I then told her that those fiber one bars are ok but they lack flavor and are small so I ate 4 of them, and me not knowing that they were the reason why I was shiiting myself. She broke out into laughter as she explained to me that I consumed 3 bars too many for one day and I should be farting and gassing for about a day or so.
I now have a cool trick to pull on guests when they come over.. I plan on serving cat food as pate and unwrapped FIBER one bars. I should be a big hit.
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So I am on my way to work and I decide to pop in a quick fiber one bar on the ride over this is roughly 0700. Throughout my work day I started to feel very gasy and bloated, I could actually feel my intenstines move and relocate from their original resting places. I work in a laboratory, so under no circumstances am I able to pass gas..just not sanitary. By 1600 hours, I was seconds away from barreling over to be on the ground one more time before I met my maker. Finally, everyone left for the day, and there were no patients in the waiting room. So there was hope for me after all, it was time to lock and unload. At first very satisfying, but then, what I thought would be one of my final blows, turned out to be a trully horrifying finale. Not only did it catapault my body feet in front of me it also caused me to crap my scrubs!! Now this has never happened to me in all my years of living through different illnesses...I always knew when it was time to hit the pot...but not this time. And to make matters worse I still had another hour of intense work to do. So I ran to the bathroom praying it did not go through to my scrubs..luckily it did not, but the smell was so staunch..I mean it smelled like I had a dead rat hiding up in my undies, I had to carefully slide my undies down my legs and place them in a biohazard bag before throwing them in the biohazard waste receptacle.
So today I am writing this somewhat in hindsight for today is day two and I am still suffering and it is past 1800. I choose to never eat One Fiber One again!!!
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After a night at the bars I stumbled home and found these fiber bars on the counter. Figured it would be a good pre-hangover snack. Very tasty, hit the spot, went to bed.
Yo, I farted so hard while I was asleep that it not only woke me up, but it was still echoing in my bedroom as I was regaining consciousness! Thought someone was trying to break into my house.
These azz crackers is for REAL!!!
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I will never eat these again.
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I'd like to teach the world to toot, in three fart harmony... spread the word, share a bar!!!!!
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While one day at the supermarket I noticed a great deal on Fiber One brand products (cereal, granola bars, etc.) They sounded delicious so I bought a few boxes of each. As a college student, I would eat Fiber One cereal in the morning and take a granola bar with me to class. Like clockwork, I would get to class and almost instantly have the worst stomach pains of my life. I thought I was going to birth a child right in the middle of lecture. I started to think I had IBS or some crazy digestion problem. The stomach pains were so severe I couldn't sit still! Gas and the worst diarreaha of my life followed instantly. Imagine that every day for 2 weeks! It wasn't until proccess of elimination that I realized Fiber One was doing that to me! I've now cut them entirely out of my life and gave the bars to my roomates. I wish them the best of luck with it. I will never buy anything with Fiber One on it again!
Unfortunetly, I am now having the same issue with Kashi Cereal. Ugh. Cheerio's it is.
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Oh, and I've also scared my 2 cats out of the room on several occasions.
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The first night I had two bars and went to sleep. In the morning I had two more for breakfast. Little did I know that was a very foolish thing to do. I went to the restroom nine times while I was at work. The first couple of times I crapped and farted, but all the other times the only thing that would come out was gas and anal mucus.
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I am from Suriname and also am speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "One of the able unbadged plots of the legendary money, robert girardi begins a character sculpture of the comic with a then european chaos for the oncoming."
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and my stomach is always doing all these noises and right after i poop i feel like a i need to poop again, but they're soooo good!!
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im on day 3 of eating these and its the worst idea ever. i cant believe i've made it 3 days and not stopped eating these. i have to apoligize to ppl at work for the noises that come from my cube and i've had to call facilities support to come and swap out my chair.
i'll never be the same
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was the anwser! "Fiber One Bars make me Fart"
OH MY I can NOT QUIT LAUGHING !
THE boldness OF THE HONESTY HERE! BUT(T) I am sitting in the living room with husband ..and since I ATE ONE a couple hours ago..I DARE NOT laugh tooo much...
Okay I made him pause his movie but(t) I couldn't quit laughing to TELL on myself looking for this answer!
Apparently he does NOT notice (OR thinks there IS a dead animal in the house) that I am haveing a bit of a PrObLeM...
HAHAHAHA!! "fiberOnehater" "but they're soooo good"!
I agree! I can NOT eat chocolate and have bought the carmel ones... YAY MY very OWN candy bars and they ARE good for me! LOL! I will STILL eat the darn things... MAYBE they have SOME additive that IS addictive in them????
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Peace, and hope to revival of the clean indoor air act!
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1-800-775-4777 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. CT, Monday - Friday. on :
I eat other fiber each day...and NEVER had this problem...
AnYwAyS..... THEY want ME to call them to REPORT the PROBLEM I am having with these things!!!
COUlD YOU imagine talking on the phone ...They would probably put it on speaker phone and record it for LAUGHS at each office party!
IF anyone WANTS to call them to HELP our cause...the number is:
1-800-775-4777 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. CT, Monday - Friday.
Tell US how it goes
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My first encounter with the dreaded Fart Bars was about 8 months ago. I started a diet, and along with the diet, I wanted something to be able to snack on during the day. I found these oh so delicious Fiber One bars. Almost immediately, I started farting a LOT. I've always been a bit of a gassy guy, but this more WAY more than normal. I didn't attribute the gas to the bars. I was putting my body through a bit of a shock with my diet, and just thought it was a combination. After a while, I quit eating the bars, and the gas stopped. I still hadn't put 2 and 2 together. Since then, I've kinda fell off the wagon with the diet, and decided to get serious about it again. So, a few days ago, knowing that I was back on my diet, my wife went shopping. What did she return with? Yep, Fiber One bars! I was so happy! I had completely forgotten about how good they were, so, like anyone who has a tasty treat would, I dug in. One the first night, and one the next morning... a couple hours later, I was calling dinosaurs! Holy Hell! Levitating out of my chair, rattling the candle holders on the desk! These were farts from hell! I thought maybe I'd just eaten something that didn't agree with me... little did I know. Well, after a few days, I realized that the only thing I had eaten consistently over the past few days were Fiber One bars, so, I googled "fiber makes you fart" and this page was the first topic. I clicked it to see what everyone had said, and NOW know where these demonic farts are coming from. It does make me a bit sad knowing that my favorite treat does this to me, but I don't care, I just had one while typing this. The bars are so good, I do not see myself giving them up, but I do believe I will practice moderation. Now, only one question remains... should I tell my wife why I've been having such bad gas? She enjoys the bars too. Guess only time will tell.
Thanks for all the comments everyone, I'm glad we've got a "support group" here.
Happy farting to all!
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I have been farting a lot! This haunts my days and voids my soulless shell of a body ready for a kill by any animal that sees fit to kill me. Damn you, Fiber 1!!!!!
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The next morning...I get up to make sure everyone is on time and what do I see? My son eating another bowl of Fiber One.
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I will show my hubby this site when i get home.. the other night he told me he ate THREE fiber 1 bars that day! man... he was in a *very* bad way! i'm going to make it up to him.. i just finished off my first one of the day.. but should probably wait until i am in the car heading home.. or it might *BACK FIRE* on me!!!! HAHA...
Alas, I wish I had time to read all the comments on this post.. but the few I've digested should for this day be the wind beneath my @$$. Also.. BTW, "Cute Toots" isn't just some nomaker i made up on the spot.. my husband actually calls me that sometimes... i will blame the Fiber 1 bars! ohhh soo yummmmmy!!!
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When I first bought a box, I was working in Vancouver. The firbre bar tasted really good, but really quickly my insides felt like Tornado Alley, my gut was flipping inside out and I bloated like a dead fish in the sun.
I wasn't sure when they farts were coming out and I was supposed to be standing quiety doing crowd control. The crowd at the Olympic bobsleigh event was not yelling for the race, they were yelling because I ripped a 6 min fart and they nearly gassed everone out. Thankfully the foggy weather prevented them from IDing me. GAWD, I qucikly checked my ass to see if my pants were still intact. Roger that, for the time being. Had I known I would have worn cotten boxers to help reinforce the blast zone.
I finally figured out that it was the Fibre 1 disease bars and stopped eating them. I dropped 20 lbs in about a month - it was likely all rotten air. For the love of clean air, PLEASE stop eating this crap!
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I gotta say.. however they create this product it taste yummy but the after effect is just wrong.... I am dumping this cramp today:) I feel I am ready to blow a hemmy.
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I suggest you discontinue your use before they bloat your belly uncomfortably.
I think the culprit might be the chicory root.
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Why would they make these???
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After reading these posts, I need not elaborate on the kind of week I've had. 7 hours straight today without interruption.
Thank you all for the great laughs and obvious side effects that came with my laughter.
Perhaps now I'm a couple hours ahead of schedule in getting my social life back!
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Thank goodness for this website. I finally made the connection and Googled "Fiber One bars causing gas." This site was the first one that came up.
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Shocking they are even still on the store shelves!!
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i a 15 yearold girl nd my 21 yearold sister have found many things WRONG!!!!!! with this product at first i thought i was dieing i have NEVER FARTED SO MUCH!!! that i ate one befor iwent to sleep nd dreamed it too...nd u know the rest my sister experincing pain as she goes for work in the morings nd holding it in .....i know many ppl who write on this are adults but im a kid nd holding it in for 4HOURS in summer school....i dont know how u ppl surive at work nd our mom BOUGHT THE 30 pacck!!! D;....funny thing is yes we are evil nd im a kid so me nd my sister are going to had these out to our friends nd co-workers
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I gave one to my BF but he did not have any adverse effect, so I assumed it was my body chemistry but as I was bored at work, I stated typing FIBER ONE bars and bloating and OMG pages and pages of results similar to the ones on here. This is too funny. I just laughed so loud reading this in the office, my colleague walked in my office asking me what was happening!!!
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But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke.
The wife, understandably is angry , and says: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."
THe next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, Hubbie eats another fiber one bar then falls asleep.
THe wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
"What happened?" asked his wife.
"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."
"What did you do?" asked his wife.
"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"
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You are the wind beneath my wings.
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I HATE fiber one bars( because I love them on :
I HATE fiber one bars (or as I have heard them called before "ass fuel") not only because they can evacuate a room In less then seconds but because my brother is hopelessly addicted to them.....
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Of course now that I write this, the farts will probably return tomorrow with a vengeance. General Mills might want to consider changing their name to 'Horrible Smells'.
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I have never wanted a Friday to be over as much as I want today. All I ask is, Fiber One, why did you have to taste so good???
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Btw, FUNNIEST site ever! Great to know it's not just me. Woke my husband up 3 times last night. I will NEVER eat them again, but I will use them to prank others!
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my final warning: if you thought the fiber bars were bad, stay away from the muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just ripped another one, damn it stinks....i will def be eating these before i go watch a movie in the theaters. sadistic, i know.
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I was totally exhausted by the time I got home. Having no energy to cook, and not even enough energy to drive to get something to eat, I figured I'd try a nutritious bar. Wow, deeee-licious! Couple of minutes later, why not - have another bar. Wonderful. Until...
An hour later I thought a nuclear device had been set off in my intestines. I thought that the "Go Lightly" that I had to take before my colonoscopy made me run to the bathroom fast - I must have set a land speed record. Once in the bathroom the real explosions began. Oh my gawd. It was like being in the middle of a thunderstorm.
I had to call my girlfriend up to share my fortune. She couldn't understand why I was laughing so much. I had to explain to her to just stay away for a while.
Later that week, the air had finally cleared in the house, and she came by. I told her about the bars and she tried one. I ended up leaving the house, laughing and crying at the same time.
We hatched a heck of a plan. We figured we'd tell one of our friends that these bars were the ultimate ENERGY bar, and that they should eat one about an hour before WORKING OUT AT THE GYM!!!! We are SO cruel. Ultimately we resisted putting this evil plan into effect, but our friends should continue to be very, very nice to us in the future or ELSE!!!!
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After I ate today (Friday), I got another one of those bendover cramps and started farting again. I went on the internet and typed in "gas pain after eating" and by the time I was done reading, I had diagnosed myself with an ulcer, Krohn's disease and stomach cancer.
Then I thought really hard about what I had been eating differently lately, dug through my trash can and found the wrapper. I typed in "Fiber One and gas" and found a name for my pain.
I am going to bring the remaining bars in to work and leave in the lunch room.
Miss Diagnosed above me is right on :
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Don't eat more than 4 in one day or your a-hole will be so tired and sore from farting and your girlfriend will say "ok, I was attracted to you before today".
They so tasty though and I just had to eat another one after finding this site...
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I swear you could float a zeppelin by linking it to my ass after eating just one of these things. I've looked at the ingredients, and don't know what might be causing it, but I am relieved to know that I am not singing solo in the buttock choir.
The good thing is, the farts stop within a few hours. And now I have a way to get out of dinners I don't really want to attend, but feel that I ought to. Eat one of these an hour beforehand, then let a couple of good 'uns rip soon after I arrive. Claim a stomach-ache, and off I go
Lindsey on :
My Fiber One Bar Story:
So, my mom and I were flying out very early the next day on vacation and so I stopped by the drug store to grab some early morning/plane snacks (oh boy!). I grabbed a case of Starbucks canned Frapps and a box of Fiber One Bars (I thought it would be a good breakfast bar). Well, we each had one that morning and then during our first leg of our plane flight. Mom and I were FARTING all day!! Through both flights, I told mom that I was gassy and diarhea. A plane is not the place you want to feel bloated and have the constant urge to use the bathroom. Oh, and it smells-BAD!!!! (BTW, I'm cracking myself up telling this story and reliving it in my mind.) When we arrived at our destination, it was only lunchtime. We visited with my great Aunt who we had not seen in 10+ years. We were gassing off every 10 minutes/using the bathroom. And, it smelled!!!
Everything cleared out by the next day, but we sure did learn our lesson-No more Fiber One Bars!! It's not worth it!!
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Here is my story....I started out eating these bars on Sunday morning on my way to church as a quickie breakfast. The FARTS didnt hit me until about 11:30..in the middle of the service...I had to leave and use the bathroom...then add La Carretta (our every Sun lunch) after all that! WHEWWW!!!!
Then came VBS at our church, and stupid me, hadnt clued in yet to Fiber1 being the culprit...and I would eat 2 of those things and then go to church to work on VBS stuff!! OH the CRAMPS and GAS and FARTS....just walking down the hall and they will float out, even while you are suckin your cheeks together trying to prevent it...and OH the STINK!!! Please Lord, dont let there be anyone else in the hallway around me!!!!! I have found that if I want to eat one, I eat them on days where I am going nowhere, and I will eat it as an evening snack....and then I can repay my husband for all the farts he expells on me!!
Sidenote* I am good with my fiber..I eat steel cut oats with freshly ground flax seed nearly every day....these bars are a joke! i am sure the manufacturers thought it would be hilarious to make them..kinda like the Chinese toy people who put 3000 wire or plastic ties onto the toys and it takes 3 yrs to open one? They just wish they could be flies on the walls of our homes! LOLOL
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The one thing that really makes us laugh is that our German shepherd,who is a fantastic watch and guard dog, would sometimes hear me fart in themiddle of the night and would thunder out of the bedroom towards the door thinking someone ws knocking on it and brak her head off for about five minutes before she calms down!
A friend of mine has a can of airfreshner in each room of her house due to her diet and the cereal and fiber bars.
General Mills, you ought to market it for a birth control device because no man or woman is going to be in the mood with all that combustable gas getting in the way of romance!
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Just so you get the idea here, I am deaf. So realistically, a fart shouldn't wake me up at night, correct? Well. Let me tell you. I sleep in bed with my iPhone under the pillow in case it rings. I was farting so loud and so boldly that I actually woke myself up thinking that the iPhone (on vibrate) was ringing and that there was some sort of emergency at hand. Well, there was, but of the farting type.
Heck, I don't know about you all, but I guess I love to fart because there's not a darn thing in this whole world that can or will ever get me to stop eating them. I've been eating at LEAST one a day since April. You know how hard it is to get 9 grams of fiber somewhere else that tastes like THAT? No way! I am a skinny little chick and this is my chance to eat "candy" without feeling guilt or remorse so I eat and eat them!
Now if they'll just start putting 9 grams of fiber into Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Apple Fritters we will know we have died and are in heaven.
Yippee!
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Often I will eat three or four (total) for breakfast. I love these little weapons. I make a recipe mixture on a plate with a variety of fart bars to compliment my taste buds.
.5 Fiber One Oats & Chocolate
.5 Fiber One Oats & Caramel
.5 Fiber One Strawberries & Chocolate
.5 Fiber One Chocolate Mocha (my a.m. fave)
.5 South Beach Diet Smores Fiber Bar
.5 Kellogg's Fiber Plus Peanut Butter
.5 Kellogg's Fiber Plus Chocolate Chip
.5 Kellogg's Fiber Plus Dark Chocolate with Almonds
The mix equals about 4 total fart bars and makes a wickedly sharp and handsome smelling gas. One afternoon I'd been busy scenting up the downstairs area and my husband, unaware of my morning fart bar habit and smelling the rich smells, asked me "hey, what are you cooking in here, it smells kinda good."
I was silent.
By lunchtime I was farting a cornacopia of scent and sound.
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smelling another mans fart is sexual and tells alot about his past lovers and what he has eatten supper. it also tell how loose his ass hole by the pitch of his fart.
fiber one plays important roll in the gay cummunity.. so hats off to fiber one and pooman "above me "for standing up for his freedom of gay rights.
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I sound like rush hour traffic in NYC. The philarmonic wants me for thier 1812 overture. I simply cannot stop farting. My stomach looks like I swolled a pumpkin. Little kids keep sitting on my lap and asking me for presents and its only September. Im starting to wonder when Im due. Is there a cure. This has to be against the Geneva convention. This could be our answer for capitol punishement. Just make repeat offenders eat three of these bars and presto they will be rehabilitated. There is no way I want to do this again. Wait ....... there it goes again.. As matter of fact I have done it 18 times while I have written this post. Whats in this stuff? Its like I swollowed a bag full of sea monkeys, marshmellows and foam insulation.
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"Gas Explosion Caused By Fiber One Bars Not Faulty Gas Lines, ATF Says"
http://www.thekittycitygazette.com/2010/09/gas-explosion-caused-by-fiber-one-bars.html
lol
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I'm not even kidding. The farts were SO loud that my dog was scared. First she was hiding between my pillows, but then one fart was so loud, she flew off my bed and ran out the door to try and run upstairs. I tried to get her back in my room, but she wouldn't budge! She was scared to death! It was the funniest thing in the world. I was laughing so much that I couldn't hold in my farts, which was probably scaring her even more.
I will never eat those bars again!
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However, the more I think about it, today has produced some of the raunchiest smells of my adult life and don't you feel a small sense of pride when you produce something that awful smelling? I may invest in these again one day to produce that shit again.
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BINGO!! them nast fart bars. lol!!! to them Neighborhood Kids.. there ya go you little farting pricks!! enjoy!
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Well, I bought the dark chocolate ones, omg, they wereso chewey and tasted so good I couldn't believe it. Well Well, it is good that my husband is hard of hearing, ha ha I have never in all my life had so much gas. I think I could eat 2 firber bars and put on my skates and go across the state line and back with all that air pushing me. I hate to give them up but I can't stay away from people because I will fart on them and be imbarrassed. Maybe my belly will go down also, I feel so bloded, oh no I just had to fart, Haaaa now I feel bert
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"The first rule of Fart Club is you dont talk about Fart Club."
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However, the high decibel farts weren't the only side effect. Within 2 hours I was having horrrible cramping and severe liquid diarrhea, and spent the next 6 hours on the toilet. I could have traced the path my intestines take through my abdomen, by the obnoxious gurgles and pain. I became so dehydrated and was in such agony, my husband wanted to take me to the hospital. Things must have sounded pretty scary from the other side of the bathroom door.
I did lose some weight, but I would not recommend this as a weight loss method.
Homeland Security should figure out how to sneak these things in the diet of terrorist suspects.
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However, the high decibel farts weren't the only side effect. Within 2 hours I was having horrrible cramping and severe liquid diarrhea, and spent the next 6 hours on the toilet. I could have traced the path my intestines take through my abdomen, by the obnoxious gurgles and pain. I became so dehydrated and was in such agony, my husband wanted to take me to the hospital. Things must have sounded pretty scary from the other side of the bathroom door.
I did lose some weight, but I would not recommend this as a weight loss method.
Maybe fiber one bars are the result of some bioterrorism research.
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While there they could find nothing wrong with me, and the pain went away just as they were about to administer morphine, so I declined the pain meds and eventually went home, never knowing the cause of the pain. (I had eaten a Fiber One bar the night before).
Yesterday evening I ate a Fiber One bar and a few hours later I was in excruciating pain on the toilet, hanging onto the towel rack and trying not to pass out and throw up at the same time. I could not believe the quality and quantity of crap that came out of me. This morning the gas pains continued and exhausted from the pain I decided to go ahead and take that one percoset I had been saving after I had my baby via C-section and this relieved the pain, although right now there is still a rumbling in the Bronx.
I began to remember a conversation around the lunch table at work between a few co-workers about how they had tried Fiber One bars and it had given them horrid stomach aches...so after Googling I found your website. There is something NOT RIGHT about those damn bars. I had been wondering why they, being so delicious, are ALWAYS on sale at the grocery store. Mmmhmm!
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I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's fart, one hundred percent.
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How can they sell this shit to us legally? Its got to be unhealthy, I mean, it REALLY hurts. What can I do to relieve myself? Please help me. Please. I have a baby and I'm in so much pain that I'm having a hard time taking care of him, I don't know what to do, I'm going ot have to stay at my mom's again and beg her not to go to work tomorrow to help me with my son. I'd give almost anything to make this gassy pain stop. Please help me, if you have any suggestions. I'll try anything that sounds like it might help me.
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I have no idea the horror some of you folks who claim to have downed a whole box must have gone through. EVERYTHING IN MODERATION, this is key
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I started laughing my butt off whilst reading this. Not only was I eating a Fiber One Chocolate and Oats bar, but I was on my second one and I just ripped one whilst laughing.
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I guess I will have to find a different diet plan! dating and farting just do not go together no matter how much weight you loose!
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oh god I feel it already.. please help
I ate one before reading this site!!!
OH GOD IT HURTS
AHHHHH!!
MY A** BURNS!!
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Im suing this bastard General Mills.
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Ate about 3 of these bars Sunday night, and Monday was the an epic fart day. I actually had a tape recorder with me, so I have proof of how wicked these farts were.....one of them lasted like 30 seconds. I literally said out loud (even though no one was in the men's room at work), "sorry, I had to cut that a little short". I rarely have gas so bad that it makes me laugh, but hell yeah.....I'll never eat these damn things again!
I will send my audio files to the author of this page....I'm so glad I stumbled upon this "support group"!!! LOL
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Lord knows I do not need to eat these as I have IBS and the LAST thing I need is fiber, but I thought about eating something similar as I can't eat much in the morning. Thankfully, I chose a smoothie!
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They smell like angry hot doo doo.
Damn you Fiber One.
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Anyone want 34 bars?! haha
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I thought I was going to die from the severe abdominal pains and extreme gas. Biggest mistake of my life.
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Still cookin with gas. I took a few days off. But yes it seems key is one bite per day, max. The thnder down under continues but I think my body is getting more accustomed as I my colon may be at half the psi I was in the early days.
Viva la toot!
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I think I will give the rest of the box to my co-workers. Damn I'm evil!
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I stayed home this weekend and had some of the aforementioned bars... here's the outcome of it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Zr2AxKou4
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Thanks 4 this site...
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I stopped eating them because I couldn't stand myself.I thought it would be a easy way to get fiber I didnt know it gas Killer Gas.
My brother saw the bars & was like can I have one.I was like sure but you will get gassed out lol.He found out a few hours later when he was driving on his paper route lol.He was like I couldn't stand myself lmfao.
I just bought some new Fiber Cereal from Kellog's FiberPlus Antioxidants Berry Yogurt Crunch.* Be warned it's Gasser to but not as bad as the Fiber bars*.
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I farted like a monster all night long, (literally 50-60 times) and some of the farts were so monstrous that I thought they were going to rip my butt apart.
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Stay away and find natural sources for fiber...
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It's gross that General Mills is getting away with putting this slop on the market.
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I woke up fine..no bloating..gas gone..so I was glad to be rid of it...and figured beans would not be a staple of mine anymore.
I had another peanut butter with oats fiber bar for my snack today...and low and behold ...the gas was back but worse..good thing I was off from work today LOL!
I typed in bad gas from fiber and starting reading this web page..and realized I am not alone in my gassiness Lol...i have laughed so hard I have cried..in between farting that is...I am so sad in a way because they taste so good..and they are low calorie..i was just a braggin to a friend about that and how they were on sale. NO MORE ...it's not worth it ...thanks everyone for the giggles!
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The result ....15 hours of richter scale moving cheek flappers.
BRUTAL!
While cooking dinner, I discretely walked two rooms away from the kitchen to pass one, only to find my son asking his mother "Did you hear that?"; and my wife in hysterics.
After sharing this site--- with her she was in tears.
I think she knew this all along!
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I picked up a box of these at the PX thinking they would be quick for me to devour in the mornings on my way out the door. Yesterday I ate my first bar at around 0545 and it was so tasty I could not help but cram another one down before heading out.
We had PT formation yesterday morning and by the time we got to done with stretching and doing pushups and situps I felt like my body was under attack by some kind of biological weapon. My stomach was making these terrible sounds, the likes of which I have never heard before. The guy holding my legs during situps thought my stomach was growling from hunger (if only he knew).
After we began the 2 mile run my body was in agony but I figured I could at least fart my brains off to expel some of the discomfort. I sped off to the head of the pack where I could have some privacy and let a rip. The sound that erupted from my ass was like an semi truck blowing its horn. It was also one of those farts that was warm and moist.Funny thing is that it did not offer much relief and not 30 seconds later my anal artillery was ready to fire off another salvo.
It was a challenge to my perseverance to even finish the run and I was dead last finishing up. My posture I am sure looked strange as I was busy trying to clinch up my butt cheeks to keep from shitting my pants which seemed eminent.
After I got back to my room, I sat in the bathroom for a good hour unleashing hell from my asshole on the toilet. The smell was bad enough to have to call out a hazmat team.
Do not eat these bars. They are the spawn of satan.
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About a year ago, while I was at work, I was having a super busy day. I was fully aware of the gas these things gave me but I was so busy I had no time to eat and reached for another fiber bar. Oh man, did I regret that. I had to leave the building for awhile and just walk around the parking lot farting the whole time. I thought I was gonna take off!
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It's most likely the combination of chicory root and soy lecithin. Both have a mild laxative effect. My mom gave me chickory tea when I was constipated. Trust me, a cup of it is a moving experience. The small amount of extract in the bars causes flatulence enough to rival the California smog.
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Can you buy chicory root to sprinkle on people's food???!!! heehee.
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I'm glad i'm not alone, when I googled fiber one bars make me fart! I never would have thought how many post there were.
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I will give it to all my friends who are long distance Pilots who fly the atlantic hahaha or on long haul anywhere especially China
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So today while babysitting I decided to eat a Fiber One bar for an after dinner snack. Didn't fart a single time, and it tasted so good that I had another one 3+ hours later. Again, no farts, and I surprisingly felt fine. I got home and 5 hours after I ate the second bar I began having agonizing digestive cramps that were making me nauseous. I just spent the last hour on and off the toilet with the worst smelling, most explosive diarrhea *EVER*. I still haven't farted, but with the pain I was in from those Fiber One bars i'll never have them again. I'll find some other way to be able to fart!
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1) My wife ate one with breakfast before work the other day. She works at a retail store. She called me a few hours into her shift to tell me she's been farting so badly that her coworkers thought the sewer was backing up. She went along with it and they called a plumber.
2) Our dog who farts constantly anyway grabbed one and ran with it. We did not think too much about it at the time. Later during the night, we felt something scrambling under the covers, followed by the dog completely falling out of the bed. She had Dutch oven'd herself so badly she tried to run away from the smell for the rest of the night.
Another time without eaten any fiber one, the same dog was in the pool with us. Suddenly, some bubbles made their way to the surface followed by and eldrich stench. She was so scared of her own fart again that night.
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A week later I came home from work, ate 2 F1B's, then was struck with great fear and doom; I had a massage scheduled for later that afternoon and it was too late to cancel... I had to come clean to my massage therapist, told her if she saw my clinching my cheeks that I was holding back the Winds of Thor due to an indescretion with my F1B's. She told me to just go ahead and fart but those farts are humiliating and I told her I just couldn't subject her to that torture. It all turned out OK in the end, but it was touch and go a few times.
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Wow is that true As-sassin, you can build up a tolerance? I just don't think me or my family can take it.
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My 6 and 8 year old sit around coming up with new names for the FiberOne bars and here they are: FiberWHOMP bar, FiberTWO bar, FiberTOOT bar, FiberPOO bar.
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So, will these Fiber One bars make things worse if your girlfriend is already so, so gassy as it is? Or will these probably not affect her because she is a gassy person already?
Not sure if I should take these back to Costco or not instead of just eating them and having my girlfriend try them.
Anyone please help - let me know.
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As I drove home that evening with my -was hoping to remain- significant other - as I figured I might get dumped on the drive home-, I held my ass cheeks tightly and the farting subsided and I was in the clear. We both went to bed in peace that evening spooning under the comforter and then all of a sudden MACHINE GUN explosive sounds startled us from our sleep. I realized it was my ass and my cuddle buddy wasn't so happy from the stench nor my ass sounding like a war gun alarm clock. I all of a sudden had this rumbling sound in my tummy and ran to the bathroom. My booty had lightening squirts for hours every time I thought I was done I had more...so much I couldn't return to bed or go to work the next day as I was dehydrated and afraid to shart at work. FIBER ONE, you owe me a day of work's pay and a new cuddle buddy!
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I've literally been farting for hours on end and they are so intense!
And not just one type of fart.. no you get to experience them all..
The "Silent but Deadly" farts, the trumpet farts, the laughing farts, the "dear god I hope this brings some relief" farts, laughing farts, etc.
Eat em' at your own risk!!!
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So, will these Fiber One bars make things worse if your girlfriend is already so, so gassy as it is? Or will these probably not affect her because she is a real gassy person already?
Not sure if I should take not even open these and take them back to Costco or just have my girlfriend try them - maybe they won't affect her gas anymore than she already has.
Anyone please help - let me know.
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My day ended up in the neighborhood pool swimming with my young son, but constantly inching away from him when a gas bubble floated upward. As I was wearing a pair of goggles to keep the chlorine out of my eyes, I found that I could go underwater, form a slight somersault position hugging my knees, lean slightly backward, and for the 1st time in my life, actually see fart bubbles. How old am I again?
I think I'll need a new computer chair after writing this. Damn you Fiber One!
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Several websites say that you should introduce a high fiber product (or diet) gradually. Ok, so one bar doesn't seem like much. However, the second part is the water intake. You have GOT to drink TONS of water. Honestly, I wouldn't make this up.
I am 43 years old and a week ago weighed 151 and decided to really get fit again. Back to a size 6. The first time I picked up a box of these bars I was in love. They really taste delicious but a few hours later my house was afire. I couldn't even sit still for all the gas. Later that day I hopped on my treadmill and walk-ran for an hour while drinking water. Gas resolved. I mean literally gone.
It's the same as when I had my hysterectomy when I was 37. They made me walk around every day because movement releases gas. The same way you pat a baby on the back to burp them.
Now, I have a Fiber One bar every single morning and I drink no less than 4 quarts of water every single day. That sounds like a lot, but my skin is glowing, I've lost 6 pounds in a week and I feel fabulous.
Get yourself a pitcher to sit on your desk and drink all day slowly. You won't be peeing every minute, your skin will look good, the pounds drop off and the gas lasts nowhere as long as when you don't take in that water. And go for a walk on your lunch hour or after work if you can. I can sincerely say I can now eat one or two bars a day with no issues. And as a backup, yeah, some Beano is good.
6 pounds lost in a week and pretty skin? You go ahead and skip your fiber bars if you want, I'm eatin' mine!!!
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Read the side of the box. You only have gas because you're not following instructions. Add additional fiber to your diet gradually. Or just complain. You do your thing, I'll do mine.
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Upon coming home that evening I discovered that my 75 lb Labrador, “Tessie” had found out how delicious these things were too. Only 5 remained of the 15 pack… I was panicked, not by the chocolate, but by the fact that if one of these things could make me blow up like the Hindenburg, what would 10 do to a 75 pound dog???
Quickly I searched the web, which said you could get a dog to throw up by pouring hydrogen peroxide down it’s throat [note: please consult your vet for advice]. So there I am 10:30 at night force feeding my dog cap fulls of peroxide….instantly she began to get the ‘barf convulse’ any dog owner is familiar with. However, I never did see her barf. I took her for a 30 minute walk…still nothing. We knew we were in for a long night.
If you have a Labrador you realize that they will not be anywhere but within 10 feet of you while you’re home- too damn loyal. Locking her in a laundry room wasn’t going to work, she’d bark all night. That also meant, when her ass erupted, it was surely going to be in my bedroom, as it was after 11pm. That night at 3am my wife and I were awoken by what we thought was thunder….it was the dogs stomach growling……
The next morning I did go outside to see two HUGE piles of barf (that I could not see in the darkness the night before) which contained most of the wrappers she ate. The next day, I worked in the yard, so if she was ripping farts, at least they would be outside. So my advice to you….if you’re going to get rid of these, hide them from your dog!
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It does not stop, setting records over here.
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UNLESS U WANT TO FART 24/7 DON'T EAT THE BARS
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i'm patsy lowe and i eat fiber one and they have given me more gas than i ever had in my life and the farts smell like doo-doo. will the smell of the fart ever stop. i went to church trying to hold my butt in to stop fartting.
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I've never felt better. I'm never bloated and these bars don't cause me any discomfort. Keep the stories coming but if you really want to feed your body better, don't give up on whatever ways you're feeding yourself fiber. Just make better choices all around and your body will thank you for it. I'm not a tree-hugger, vegetarian or a serious health freak but I hoard these bars like crazy. Never felt or looked better. Stay strong my gassy friends!!
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Also - everything on here killed me - I was laughing so hard I was crying; thank you for that.
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Not noticing it so much at first....taking about two months to realize it, but EVERYTIME i eat one of these delicious things i have to fart NONSTOP.
I didnt want to tell anybody in my family i just tried not to eat them so much, one day not being able to ride the bus home from school because of my fear O.o....
Then today i come over too my brothers house and he Funnily says "WOO!! Thoes fiber one bars had me farting all night!! My room smelt sooo bad, i almost had to leave!!!!!" (LMFAO)
In my mind thinking !THATS WHAT IT IS ITS THOSE DAMN FIBER ONE BARS!
These things are evil, they're delicious and you always want more.
But THEY DO CAUSE GAS and an extremely upset tummy!! DONT DO IT THEYRE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
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I was getting really worried and that's why I did a search on this. I almost made a doctor's appointment to find out what was wrong with me. I was also really worried because my fiancé is extremely critical, and she would make me sleep in another room for the rest of my life if I had this problem. I was trying to come up with a solution and I thought of making a Fart Hose. I was trying to find a way to connect this hose to my butt and have it go out the window. I think it's a great idea, but I have to perfect it a bit. It's not so comfortable with the hose coming out your ass, so maybe a plunger design would be better. If anyone wants to order my Fart Hose, let me know!
Anyway, I'm glad I found out what the problem was...there goes another one! It's either the bars or the cereal too. I'll stop the bars first and see what happens.
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The best part is the next day when you head into the john and chop off a big monkey tail. Booyah!
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we love to poop.
please teach us your gassy ways.
gimme some of dos fiber bars you fooolz.
i want this devil fart bar now!!!!!!
i had one a year ago and ever since then havent been able to get my hands on one. i love the way it makes my stomach rise and gurggle back and forth. its so relaxing. expecially the jway my poop slithers out. most relaxing feeling ive ever experienced. imgaine, sitting on the toliet taking a nice long juicy shit. free of any pushing.
anyways I WANT THEM GOSH DANGIT
Sincerly,
poop makes me happy.
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we love to poop.
its the best.
we live for fiber bars.
fiber one bars changed our lives.
from the moment we first digested it, weve been forever changed. imagine, a nice slimy poop. coming out with no effort involved. and not only that but having it consistant for hours straight. PURE JOY.
Sincerly,
THOSE WHO ENJOY POOPING AND DONT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED!!
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I'm glad that I'm not the only one who has experienced the wrath of a Fiber One bar. Friends, heed my warning... These bars should be handled with extreme care. If at any point during the day (or night, depending on when you consume one of these bars) you are not ready for an eruption so powerful that it will create shockwaves comparable to the 9.5 Chilean earthquake, stay away. Far away.
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I thought something was wrong with me...but now I know I'm not alone...thanks for the laugh (now that I CAN laugh).
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omfg one guy says how his kid had eaten 4 and was crop dusting the hallways at school. lmao. toooo much
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It would be funny to see a national fiber one meet (outside of course). I'd imagine people would be so exhausted from laughing so hard
Again, thanks, this was an amazing find! I was having a miserable workload today and this was the complete 180 I needed
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my mom has been bitching about farting for awhile now, and she was the one who gave me the box. i tried to call to tell her, but she said she was busy. well, her car is going to continue to be a fear factor until she calls me back, i suppose. i am so glad i looked this up. and again, WHY ARE THE FARTS SO HOT????
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The size of my abdomen was huge the next morning. I had little corners of the house covered in a thin veil of stink. I actually thought I had gained back a few pounds because my stomach was bloated for at least 48 hours - enough to take me a size up on the jeans. Literally, it looked like a 2-4 inch waist difference in the mirror. And then the liquid. Chicory root is a popular ingredient in laxatives, so one can only guess the effect in bulk. Thank goodness this happened during the weekend when I could hole up in the bunker and take 20-minute breaks on the lou. I am not going to eat these things in public. NO dates, meetings, errands within 48 hours of eating them. I have been wondering if I am lactose intolerant but none of those symptoms rival what I got from the fart bars. Thank goodness I haven't seen a treadmill in years because I can only imagine the explosive impact of these things with high impact exercise. Pray the gym is empty that hour.
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Never.Again.Demon bars! Its almost 10pm and I CANNOT stop. My sons think I am both gross and hysterical.
Oh God, why?!? Curse you General Mills!
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GET BEHIND ME SATAN AND TAKE YOUR LITTLE BARS WITH YOU.
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I never got diarrhea but the cramps! And the amount of gas! I never thought I would stop farting. Had to leave my desk every 5-10 minutes just to go to the bathroom and fart. After a while, I was in such distress that I no longer cared if anyone was in the stall next to me. I really thought I was going to have to go to the ER. It lasted for hours! Insanity. I put the remainder of the bars in the break room at work...
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There's no escaping this effect, no matter which of their products you're eating....the cereal will give you the same loud, bloopy, cartoonish farts as the bars do.
I've found that the link between ALL of these products is Chicory Root, which is a natural laxative in its' own right. I could eat a 55-gallon drum of raisin bran, 65 apples, and 30 heads of cauliflower, and NONE of that would give me the colonic rebellion that I've experienced after eating just one of these fart-tastically delicious mofo's.
Eater, BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If anybody's down for a good farting contest, visit my site (http://fartingcontest.webs.com/) and we should totally compete (hard to find good competition haha).
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my cheecks blooked open like a spring dlower and i let forth a mighty trumpet, the likes of which would make God shake in fear, im hanging onto my mirror for dear life, as my swolen intesines forcefully deflate, causing my bum hams to thunderously clap together, the sound of which would rival the Regal Subwoofer in theaters. As the rest of the noxious air blasted out of me i was filled with a sudden rush of ecstacy to finally get that out of my body, as i look behind me and a family of four stare at me, mouths open, as if sideshow bob had finally killed bart simpson.
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If you’ve asked yourself recently “How can I feel utterly hopeless while simultaneously smelling like a day-old bucket of dead clams?” then your solution is inside these boxes. Bon Appétit!
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They taste good though, the bars.
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So now I keep a few in the house. When I know she's coming by, I always feed them a few to liven things up. Works like a charm.
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Well after 2 weeks of death star assplosions and having my family running away from me screaming I decided to google "fiber one bars horrible gas" and found this site. I feel so much better knowing that I don't have colon cancer or an ass tumor, I was about to schedule a full body scan to find out why I have been trying to enter the 4th dimension through my butt. I love reading the hilarious stories other people are posting! I also wonder how many other people at my office are having this same issue.
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P.S. I went to the seat two rows behind and to the right, so I could get away from the awful stench.
P.P.S. Never eat these things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've been counting calories and logging diet. For the life of me I could not understand why I was letting loose all day and felt like a sweaty, bloated hog when I had only eatin 1200 calories plus 2 Fiber One Bars. Man the pain of witholding while sitting in the flightdeck at 380000 feet is intense. You cant just let go because you have your coworker right there, Sitting next to you in an ENCLOSED space...... Love the bars though. But just curious they gotta have a disclaimer.
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So I decided to try these Fiber One Bars the other day, downing two within a few hours of each other because lets face it, they are f*cking delicious. Sometime in the middle of the night it hit me and by the morning I was emitting sonic booms you could hear from the next room. Even my cat, who parks his fat ass on the back of my thighs when I sleep got up with a sour look and left the room. And the bloating god help me, I feel like Buddha.How bad is it that you would have to take a day off of work because of this work of pure evil?
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I wound up leaving the rest of the box to the housekeeping staff, in addition to my regular monetary gratuity! I'm a big guy too, and if one bar can take me down, it can take everyone else down too!
from now in, I'm avoiding anything with chicory root extract!
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Chapter one: When I first discovered these fiber farts (or whatever they're called) I realized that my dog was avoding me. After a few hours, I found him cowering under the couch.
Chapter two: Realizing the new powers I had harnessed, I held my family hostage with my favorite type of fiber fart (chocolate). Thank the lord they figered out that wet rags make decent gas masks (they actually considered buying real ones).
Chapter three: After learning to control my super-powers I had some fun. Playing a trick on my younger cousin, I told him to pull my finger and then I let one out producing a green gust of wind, knocking him over. My cousin hasn't come near me since.
Now you know my stories of drama and adventure. Tooty Fruity signing out.
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For the longest time I thought that all of this was just another secret in the aging process that our seniors never told us.
The small aches and pains are getting greater as I get older. But this need to rid the body of gas has reached the point of the absurd.
I pass gas so frequently that I now note that I pass gas in my dreams. I have even awakened myself. Then there's the ever present doubt that it might not be gas but something else.
Al Roker in the White House was something I did not want in my memory bank, butt these bars have made my life crazy. I have decided to stop eating them and finding something else that doesn't have side effects or sound effects with a fear of visual effects.
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As it turned out the pain progressed and was getting worse and I was concerned. So I went to the ER--Only to be told that nothing is wrong with me. But I still had really bad pains. Not even the narcotics they gave me helped my pain. Then I started looking back at what it was that I ate differently. The only thing that changed in my diet was the FIBER ONE bars.
So now I have to wait my pain out...I would be very surprised if this wasn't what is giving me so much pain. FML
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I have since vowed to never touch these devil bars again, no amount of chocolatey peanut goodness will bring me back for second rounds of sound defying level farts!
I wonder if I ever woke my neighbors up?
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I'm sure they're good, but fats and sugars = farts. Although, I work next to 2 guys so I may eat one just to annoy everyone. And bring extras for everyone.
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So later in the evening I had to go to the store for toilet paper and a few other necessities. By now I was dropping bombs every 30 seconds. I was DREADING waiting in the cramped grocery checkout. I tried to wait in line SEVERAL times, but at checkout I kept saying, "I forgot something!" and then I would run to find the clearest aisle so as to minimize casualties.
Well I did this about FIVE TIMES, then finally on my last attempt in line, I told everyone, "I forgot my wallet!", I set my stuff down and ran out the door making one continuous fart all the way to my car.
Society should thank me.
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All joking aside, the bloating is unbearable. I'm in training, working out 2 hours a day and I gained 4 lbs between Tues and Thurs! It's also widely uncomfortable as I am NOT experiencing the benefits of "regularity" so to speak. I will never eat these again and I just hope by this time tomorrow it will all be over.
Like many have said, I have never, EVER experienced gas like this in my life. My husband will be on the couch again tonight, I just wish I could escape this with him...
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Several years ago, I bought some pancake syrup that was essentially pure maltitol. I had the pleasure of having my stomach sound like armageddon for several hours after my first breakfast experience with it. I was in a training class at my company, with people sitting pretty close to me, and they were looking at me like WTF. I got to the bathroom and my rear was a combination of a putrid hurricane and water cannon. I am certain it could be heard in the very crowded hallway. Seriously, it was LOUD.
A few weeks later, I was in the checkout line at my local supermarket, and some guy was buying some sort of low-sugar snack. I told him to check for maltitol. He asked why; I told him "because it will turn your ass into a volcano". He immediately asked the checkout woman to put them aside. So I did my good deed for that month.
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World annihilation by gas will follow 0_0
The extinct dinosaurs had it easy in comparison if they were only hit by a comet or destroyed by climate change.
Death by Vess and Fibre 1 gas is inhumane and prolonged.
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I purchased a box of these on Friday and promptly consumed two before heading to sleep. I woke up sick to my stomach and puked. Afterwards I sat on the toilet for hours suffering severe pain. The smells coming from me were indescribable. I imagined the final scenes from Shawshank and him crawling through the 500 yards of sewage. This had to be on par with that experience.
Needless to say, the pain subsided and I decided to eat a bar today. The same horrible feeling returned and I realized that food poisoning was not the culprit.
On the bright side, I have lot two pounds...
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These things have made me blow ass so hard...it's not even funny
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i was in the car with my boyfriend, a small truck and i dropped one right, then he thought it was the smell from the city of the gutter, he's like uuuuugggh do you smell that. and I looked at him with eyes of guilt! he's all that was you! WAS THAT YOU!!! and i was so embarrassed and bursted into laughter. Im like i'm so sorry!! its the fiber bars! he rolled down the window, and then what did I do? I FARTED AGAIN!! fCK! lol... im still FARTING!
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Nobody's talking about this harmful additive. It's got the same affect as the artificial sweeteners that aren't digestable. Causes BAD gas. Guys, it's not ONLY the fiber its the harmful additives companies are hiding in foods.
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Mistake, mistake, error.
I had so much gas that I couldn't really run my errands or do much of anything because the gas was so violent, I thought it would lead to sharting (which, I see it in fact, did for many of you). Fast forward to today: Late night munchies, I gobbled up 2 very quickly. You guessed it, gas bad enough to blow out your lower back. I mean the rumbles of these farts are enough to crack a pelvis.
I farted so loud, I woke the baby! An actual fart. woke. the. baby. So I then specifically googled "Fiber One Bars Gas" and saw many, many articles, and blogs but this one is by far the funniest. You know its bad when The Google search auto-filled in to "Fiber One Bars Gas" after only typing "Fiber+One". I mean, these posts go back years!! C'mon General Mills, this can't just be chicory root. I could write more but.. the baby IS awake now.
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Holy moly..here is a wild concept can somebody please make a bar that does not feel like you ass is about to freaking EXPLODE !!
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Signed,
Your fellow sister in the shits.
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First, it is my doodie to let you know you are full of hot air. And #2, at least with summer we definitely expect a warm breeze.
I really gotta go...making dinner and need to work on cutting the cheese. On my way there, I need to be careful to not step on a duck.
Sincerely,
(The)John from The Windy City
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And that was just the beginning.
I got back to the office, dazed and limping, and suddenly felt the next phase descending from my stomach. I ran to the bathroom--LOCKED. I ran to the public bathroom--FULL OF PEOPLE. Finally, in desperation, I just burst into the stairwell, grabbed my ankles, said a prayer, and ripped a symphonic fart that sounded like a train derailment.
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It's not fun. It actually hurts the stomach if you have to keep them in.
On the toilet it can sound like anything. Machine gun fire, creaky stairs, a whoopie cushion, grandma's farts, etc
IT DOESNT STOP. Eventually you start to kind of deal with it but it's not pleasant.
As good as those damn bars are i think I'm done.
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My internet "girlfriend" is coming over to live with me for a couple of months. This means 5 x 24 x 60 = 7200 farts are awaiting her, enough to blow up a Zeppelin, so I am dreading. By the time I have started this posting I have farted twice already.
I have had some ideas. I have downloaded a long series of farts from the internet and installed loudspeakers at the WC, so that they play loudly when I get in. This way, she will never be able to tell if it was me or just the tape playing. I have bought lots of candles and incense to burn out methane but what am I going to do when watching tv or working at the computer? She is arriving tomorrow and I am already regretting the decision. Yes, of course it is nice to have female company but... in my circumstances it is not so cool.
Before this, I have a neighbor girl who is extremely attractive and gorgeous and youngm typical cheerleader girl with lots of other girl friends. I didnt hear coming down the corridor but it was just exactly at the point where I loudly farted that she did pass by my door. She definitively heard it and I cursed in silence and quavering shame to myself, so I will not leave my apartment lest I should encounter her face to face. I wouldn't bear it. Luckily I can do everything online, also the full shopping.
A month ago a female kitten installed herself in my garden.I dont like cats but I felt sorry for this one and I gave her milk. I didnt know at the time that you cannot give milk to cats. We were both in the garden when she ejected a powerful diarrhea fart that lasted about 10 seconds. The neighbors were chatting lively on the other side of the fence and went dead silent at once as if shot at the purring salutation. Impossible to tell them that it was not me but the cat. They would never believe the story, so I am considering moving out and selling the apartment.I think I should buy a house in the country side, I ll be fine surrounded by pigs and such animals, it will not bother them.
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WRONG - I made the mistake in eating one on Thursday and two throughout the day on Friday. I has Intestinal pain so severe I thought I would have to visit the doctor. I tried to go to the restroom and I pushed so hard..I was afraid that I would blow a butt gasket. It took over 20 mins to go and it was so dense, my "cutter" wouldn't work to break it off. It took some manual intervention before I could leave the restroom.
Why in the hell would anyone do this to themselves - *NEVER* *AGAIN*
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On Sunday morning, during his sermon, he kept making weird faces and pausing randomly. I could tell he wasn't feeling well and that something was wrong, but I didn't want to interrupt him.
It was at that moment that the devil came into our pretense through the thunderous roar of our minister's blow hole. The force of his fart literally knocked off the plaster Jesus that was hanging from the cross behind the pulpit. The congregation was in shock and gasped. The surprise of the collapsing display only led our minister to ass blast at least 3 more times before stepping down.
Needless to say, my faith has been shaken, as well as my ability to smell. Our church smelled as if the Devil himself popped a squat over the pews. I think this ordeal has even caused some of the congregation leave the faith and covert to Buddhism. Lord Jesus save us from Fiber One.
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I just tried these delicious chocolate fudge bars for the first time this week. These were given to me by a senior citizen friend who I drive around to the grocery store once a week. I have been working out and being very conscious of what I’m eating lately and don’t often use protein or fiber bars to supplement my daily eating. While at Walgreens with my senior friend (she’s mid 70’s I’m 40) I grabbed a box of protein bars that I occasionally eat (because they were on sale), they were right next to the Fiber One chocolate fudge bars. My friend grabbed a few boxes of Fiber one bars and said “these are delicious, you should try them, I’ll get one for you.” After dropping My friend back home I returned to my house and put the box in the cabinet for a week until one day I was a bit hungry and searching through the cabinet for a moderately healthy snack, I saw the box. I had recently tried a chocolate fudge protein cookie from a different brand that was seriously lacking in flavor so I did not have high expectations for these bars. I took a small bite and it was scrumptious!!!!!!! I began reading the label to check the nutrient content, threw one in my purse (which I ate later in the day) and then put the box away. Later that evening I was incredibly gassy. I kept thinking “What the hell did I eat??” I was going through my food log in my mind of breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack????? I’m a pretty picky eater so when I find something I like I have a habit of eating it over and over again, my food was consistent with what I normally eat (hummus, salmon, green beans, almond milk) except for the bars. I thought to myself “Surely those little tiny bars didn’t cause this.” Later in the evening I think it actually got worse!!! Thank God my boyfriend had a dinner meeting because I was a walking fart machine (he’s a surgeon but there’s no way in hell I was going to ask him about this gas). Like many of the other people here mentioned my dog was afraid to be near me because of the sounds (and smell) coming out of me!! I thought “How long is this going to last!!!??” “He’s going to be home soon and I don’t know if I can hold this in, I may explode if I try to!!” My BF arrives home and snuggles into bed, things start to get a bit heated (if you know what I mean) and the lovemaking is in full swing. This is a fairly new relationship (2 years) so things aren’t boring, my mind never wonders during lovemaking, I don’t count sheep or ceiling tiles. All I could think was “Please don’t fart on him, please don’t fart on him......” I made it through with no farts and hopefully nothing slipped out while I was sleeping. I waited a day or two and I just had a bar this morning for a snack. Once again the farting has begun. I work from home so there is no one here now except for my poor dog who has retreated upstairs but I have a dinner gala to attend this evening (in 4 hours). I think I’m going to have to go get some gas ex or something!!!! I can’t live like this!!!! You can’t tell me that that little 9g of protein is doing this. I fairly regularly use Benefiber fiber supplement which has 5g and don’t have this problem.
Fiber One, they are dangerously delicious but I can’t live a life of horrible flatulence. If farting is going to affect my sex life I can’t eat these.
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I rushed to the toilet and from there it only got worse. My porcelain sanctum acted as an amplifier for my rectal death metal and before I knew it my siblings were laughing their asses off behind the door. I was mortified.
Eventually I started laughing too, but the extra pressure from me chortling like a goblin that just stole a baby forced another blast. This one was different. Gondor now calls for aid, and the glorious bellow of the horn smells like the inside of my grandfathers coffin. The stench was nightmarish. I heard my brother gag and ask “Jesus Christ is that the fart?” Yes. Yes it is.
After my chocolate bar fueled colonic I walked the red carpet back to my room where I turned on “The Empire Strikes Back” and all was well.
But now it has returned. Even now I write this atop the shitter. My anus begs for mercy, but fiber one has none. College ramen binges have nothing on this. This is pure hatred distilled into a rectangle of flavor. May the gods have mercy on my soul.
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As my nickname suggests, I absolutely LOVE the smell of my own ass gas. Like I take "everyone likes the smell of their own brand" to new heights. One of my favourite things to do is purposefully eat foods I know will give me bad gas, and then lie in bed with a fan next to the bed, with the sheet drapped over the fan and the pressure from the breeze holding the sheets up on their own creating a little fort. I call it my "Dirty Dutch Oven Fart Fort". I then proceed to literally and vigourously huff my own gas for hours.
THAT is how much I love to fart.
So after learning about Fibre 1 bars, I said to myself "I have to try this".
So NYE 2020I bought an entire box and ate all 5 bars one after the other at 4pm. I was gonna send 2020 off with a bang. I made sure to drink plenty of water throughout the day. At about 8PM and nothing I started to feel like I had been ripped off. Then at 10PM it happened. I let out one of the biggest farts I've ever let out in my life. It's now 3am and I'm still letting rip farts that suprise even me. Sadly, they don't smell. Like even at ALL. I even tried "cupping the cake" on them, which is when you cupped your hand right on your bare asshole, fart on it, then immediately bring it up to your nose and huff it (interestingly, i've noticed farts smell way different this way too, must be something about them dispersing and mixing with the air). Even with the cupping the cake, nothing. Not a trace of smell. So in that sense I'm disappointed.
HOWEVER, I'm going to repeat this experiment tomorrow and combine it with foods that are tried and true methods of producing truly deliciously fragrant ass gas.
I'll update you on the results
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The Rancid and pungent odor has caused my boss to go senile.
I habe blown several holes in my stockings and pants suits.
I cant stop eating the bars though. The pleasure of the first fart is so worth the pain.
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