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    <title>Dennisusavy: Fiber One Bars make me Fart</title>
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    <title>whitefish builders: Vaginal stink now only trivial issue, announces Trojan brand condoms.</title>
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    Get going with the best residential home builders near me now on a best offer and gets your money flowing immediately!&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2024 01:14:54 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>PrestonDow: Senator Sean Nienow makes tearful apology for &quot;misunderstanding&quot; surrounding Small Business Loan.</title>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2023 03:18:56 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>CharlesMeK: Senator Sean Nienow makes tearful apology for &quot;misunderstanding&quot; surrounding Small Business Loan.</title>
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    <title>Rob : Corn King Bacon - Horrible, horrible, horrible.</title>
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    Corn king bacon is great cheap gets crispy for bacon gravy and tossed salad bacon good for loaded baked taters too&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2023 07:40:51 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>FuckFiberOneBars: Fiber One Bars make me Fart</title>
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    <author>nospam@example.com (FuckFiberOneBars)</author>
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    I&#039;m genuinely shocked by the amount of comments that people have regarding these bars. They are the work of the *devil* - NO LESS! Taste absolutely delicious, like no other bar I&#039;ve had in the past, but as others mention, basically rip you a new asshole. Never eating these things again, beware - they&#039;re not worth the risk, unless you enjoy extreme bloating, serious gastrointestinal discomfort for hours, and potential for some very embarrassing moments. Had two in a row yesterday *HUGE MISTAKE*, and now I&#039;m paying the price. I&#039;m even feeling pretty nauseous from these things. God damn it!&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <title>Kamala Harris: Fiber One Bars make me Fart</title>
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    I ate four box of Fiber onE Brownies and drank a six pack of Stevia Sodas. My bowels habes sounded like the thunder and volcanice eruptions on mount vasubius. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Rancid and pungent odor has caused my boss to go senile. &lt;br /&gt;
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I habe blown several holes in my stockings and pants suits. &lt;br /&gt;
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I cant stop eating the bars though. The pleasure of the first fart is so worth the pain.&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <title>CK Bacon Lover: Corn King Bacon - Horrible, horrible, horrible.</title>
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    I have always like this bacon for yrs. It is not as bad as described. AT ALL!!It&#039;s a matter of ones preference,taste, budget, availability ect. I did learn something that has unfortunately made me think twice to ever purchase it again, regardless of how much I like it. It&#039;s a product of Tyson&#039;s. Enuff said!!&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <title>Jennifer McAdam: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.</title>
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    Monique, please make a video and commented words of it.&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2021 11:27:41 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>Jennifer McAdam: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.</title>
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    I never ate Kashi but my farts sounded like yours last night. And I farted at Six Flags Over GA.&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2021 11:22:33 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>Pfbftbbft: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.</title>
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    Oh my god. Had my first Kashi ever today and spent the entire afternoon farting away and pooping too. Thank GOD for Covid and my new remote work lifestyle. I simply cannot imagine the poor soul who ventured into kashiland while working in an actual establishment with people who are not your long suffering spouse. Even the dog was shocked. So I googled Kashi Farts and lo and behold! Maybe someone in the building in Miami that collapsed today had eaten Kashi?&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <title>Anonfartymous: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.</title>
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    Finally!! Answers!!! I can&#039;t believe this thread started FOURTEEN years ago and Kashi Go Lean is still the same, folks! I even blamed my almond milk during WEEKS of torture and finally changed to coconut yogurt when the culprit was sitting in my cupboard all along... Never again... where is all the massive amount of air coming from??? I cried and laughed so much reading this thread though!!!&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <title>Fart God: Fiber One Bars make me Fart</title>
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    This weekend I became the god of all farting thanks to eating an entire box of those little yummy lemon squares....at one point I let loose a fart that I thought might bring down a wall.  My neighbors children started laughing hearing it echo out my open windows.  Those bars are pretty good, and great for folks like myself who are sugar free living....but wow...oh wow such long loud blasts....&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <title>Abigail : &quot;Where the Wild Things are&quot; Sucked...  Bad</title>
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    You guys are idiotic fuck wads  this movie holds a big place in my childhood I loved it and I still do I thought it was beautiful and I actually connected  to the  wild things sooooo you all stink this movie was great and still is&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    I’ve had stomach pains and terrible farts for days. I was beginning to get concerned and I thought to myself, I’ve been eating a lot of protein from this new cereal... let me just Google. Needless to say, this thread has helped the fear. I’m gonna cut out eating it for the next few days to see if it cures the toots. Maybe I’ll come back to do a follow up ????&lt;br /&gt;
 
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