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Jim: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Jim) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:16:06 -0500

toot!!!! My wife dropped her cotton belt last night and this morning, when I woke up; I thought I squeezed out a tapeworm while I was sleeping on Ambien in the middle of the kitchen floor!
I have been farting a lot! This haunts my days and voids my soulless shell of a body ready for a kill by any animal that sees fit to kill me. Damn you, Fiber 1!!!!!

Spike Jonze Should Eat This: "Where the Wild Things are" Sucked... Bad

nospam@example.com (Spike Jonze Should Eat This) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:01:58 -0400

DO NOT TAKE YOUNG CHILDREN TO SEE THIS MOVIE! It was absolutely horrid. I took my 8 yr old daughter; both of us being very eager to see this film that is being hailed as a 'modern masterpiece' and an 'instant classic'. We sat there stunned as this wonderful book was totally gutted and left hanging to dry. Nothing like the book at all. All the monsters were constantly arguing and mad at each other, everybody seemed like they were manic-depressive, running around feeling guilty, depressed, angry, sad, etc. The entire spectrum of negative emotions was thoroughly explored in this movie. I felt manipulated while watching this steaming turd. It felt like some strange government psy-op, designed to bring out the worst in people.

There were hardly ANY happy moments throughout the entire movie; all the characters (both human and non-human) moped about sadly throughout the film; crying, wallowing in self-pity, anguish, depression, and self-inflicted psychological punishment. Several small children were crying in the theater because it was so sad and negative, I'm not kidding.

I am so angry at being deceived. The ads for this film portray it as a positive, magical journey, when it was just the opposite. All it is is a flaming excercise in negativity and self-indulgent wallowing. The movie is jam-packed with subliminal messages and suggestions, all designed to make you feel bad about yourself and others. This one will make you feel awful inside for several hours after you leave the theater. NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHATSOEVER. Nothing but a big shameful sadfest. I wish I could get my money back. No, I wish I could go back in time and choose never to see it.

So screw you Spike Jonze, you are a royal d*ckwad and a c*ckbag, sir, for ruining this book and poisoning the minds of our young children. I'll never see any of your movies ever again. Ass.

tim: "Where the Wild Things are" Sucked... Bad

nospam@example.com (tim) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:44:34 -0400

i agree it was terrible. tho i disagree with xesi that it was about nothing. clearly there were subliminal messages that she didnt pick up on but in general i felt it was unnecessarily violent and not suited for kids. which is fine but its a classic kids book and should have been a classic kids movie. worth a watch but not til DVD

Kateland: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Kateland) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:01:13 -0400

I don't know why you're all complaining. These fiber bars are the greatest edible invention of man kind. I'm a proud farter. They fuel my humor.

god: Obama unveils new "Obama Bucks" Food stamp program

nospam@example.com (god) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:32:58 -0400

This is racist!!!!!!!!!!!

xesi: "Where the Wild Things are" Sucked... Bad

nospam@example.com (xesi) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:47:21 -0400

agreed. it's like, i get it, the book was really short, so they were gonna HAVE to make some shit up. what they came up with was annoying. a book about nothing is the perfect chance for someone to write in something with meaning. this movie was seriously about some kid who goes on an island with bipolar monsters who are more drama filled than high school, then leaves. that's it.

christie: "Where the Wild Things are" Sucked... Bad

nospam@example.com (christie) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:16:40 -0400

I agree completely. I took my 5 year old and she cried 5 times and then for 45 minutes after. I should of taken her out but i kept thinking it would get better. it was the worst movie and the worst experience at the theatre i've had.

Goon: Obama unveils new "Obama Bucks" Food stamp program

nospam@example.com (Goon) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:06:20 -0400

found your blog making fun of Wild THings... but this is just flat out racist and shameful.

Goon: "Where the Wild Things are" Sucked... Bad

nospam@example.com (Goon) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:05:13 -0400

agreed!

Mike: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Mike) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:29:19 -0400

I haven't laughed this hard in SO long! Trust me, I'm not laughing at the comments, I am truly laughing with all of you.

My first encounter with the dreaded Fart Bars was about 8 months ago. I started a diet, and along with the diet, I wanted something to be able to snack on during the day. I found these oh so delicious Fiber One bars. Almost immediately, I started farting a LOT. I've always been a bit of a gassy guy, but this more WAY more than normal. I didn't attribute the gas to the bars. I was putting my body through a bit of a shock with my diet, and just thought it was a combination. After a while, I quit eating the bars, and the gas stopped. I still hadn't put 2 and 2 together. Since then, I've kinda fell off the wagon with the diet, and decided to get serious about it again. So, a few days ago, knowing that I was back on my diet, my wife went shopping. What did she return with? Yep, Fiber One bars! I was so happy! I had completely forgotten about how good they were, so, like anyone who has a tasty treat would, I dug in. One the first night, and one the next morning... a couple hours later, I was calling dinosaurs! Holy Hell! Levitating out of my chair, rattling the candle holders on the desk! These were farts from hell! I thought maybe I'd just eaten something that didn't agree with me... little did I know. Well, after a few days, I realized that the only thing I had eaten consistently over the past few days were Fiber One bars, so, I googled "fiber makes you fart" and this page was the first topic. I clicked it to see what everyone had said, and NOW know where these demonic farts are coming from. It does make me a bit sad knowing that my favorite treat does this to me, but I don't care, I just had one while typing this. The bars are so good, I do not see myself giving them up, but I do believe I will practice moderation. Now, only one question remains... should I tell my wife why I've been having such bad gas? She enjoys the bars too. Guess only time will tell.

Thanks for all the comments everyone, I'm glad we've got a "support group" here.

Happy farting to all!

1-800-775-4777 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. CT, Monday - Friday.: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (1-800-775-4777 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. CT, Monday - Friday.) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:42:22 -0400

I emailed FiberOne to inquire IF THE side effects (REAR effect) STOP once our bodies GET used to these things....
I eat other fiber each day...and NEVER had this problem...

AnYwAyS..... THEY want ME to call them to REPORT the PROBLEM I am having with these things!!!

COUlD YOU imagine talking on the phone ...They would probably put it on speaker phone and record it for LAUGHS at each office party!

IF anyone WANTS to call them to HELP our cause...the number is:

1-800-775-4777 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. CT, Monday - Friday.

Tell US how it goes

tootie: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (tootie) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:50:32 -0400

I did the search too... I thought something was seriously wrong with me and found this webpage. I am laughing hysterically!! I now call these delicious FiberOne bars...."FART BARS". I had to leave the office early yesterday because I sit in a cube with lot's of coworkers around me. My poor husband slept on the couch last night. This is from ONE "fart bar" that I ate yesterday morning. My husband died laughing when I sent him this webpage today. Good humor people!

Gone with the wind: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Gone with the wind) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:35:36 -0400

We have been laughing here all day at work as a gal admintted to eating her first fiber one bar today. Needless to say, the problems ensued and she was glade she only had 1. I cannot count how many people were laughing till they were crying over the comments. Now if we can get Taco Bell could introduce a Fiber One Burrito, no thats funny!

Peace, and hope to revival of the clean indoor air act!

Mike: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Mike) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:06:07 -0400

Read the warning on the inside of the box.
WARNING: The surgeon general has found the consumption of this food can cause severe terminal flatulence. Persons consuming this product should remain in well-ventilated areas and away from open flame. Leave windows open while riding in cars. Avoid public transportation and confined spaces. Do not travel more than 200 feet from a bathroom. Do not mix the consumption of this food with other gas producing foods. It is suggested you carry an air freshener at all times after consuming this product.

LOL! WHEW!: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (LOL! WHEW!) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:39:43 -0400

I googled FiberOne to ask a ..uhmmm question..AND THERE in BOLD PRINT
was the anwser! "Fiber One Bars make me Fart"

OH MY I can NOT QUIT LAUGHING !
THE boldness OF THE HONESTY HERE! BUT(T) I am sitting in the living room with husband ..and since I ATE ONE a couple hours ago..I DARE NOT laugh tooo much...
Okay I made him pause his movie but(t) I couldn't quit laughing to TELL on myself looking for this answer!
Apparently he does NOT notice (OR thinks there IS a dead animal in the house) that I am haveing a bit of a PrObLeM...

HAHAHAHA!! "fiberOnehater" "but they're soooo good"!

I agree! I can NOT eat chocolate and have bought the carmel ones... YAY MY very OWN candy bars and they ARE good for me! LOL! I will STILL eat the darn things... MAYBE they have SOME additive that IS addictive in them????