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Jane: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Jane) — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:42:36 +0000

The only thing that makes me fart worse are the crumblies you get at Long John Silver's...after digesting them with your platter or basket combo, be prepared for a long stay in the toilet...

Farting Routine: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Farting Routine) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:46:54 +0000

I Googled farting routine just thinking it was my body on a schedule but now that I have read this I know it is the bars. I eat one everyday for my chocolate fix and weight watchers friendly snack after lunch and I start to fart or start to hold them in around 430 or 5:00 that is a 4 hour turn around. The problem is holding them in causes some serious pain. Maybe it is time to get these things out of my diet. I am sitting here in pain as I write this now as I am at work! ughhh!

kye222: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (kye222) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:20:35 +0000

i am laughing so hard . for the past month ive been eating ALOT of those bars, the oats and chocolate. and sure enough, i have not stopped farting ever since. like i wake myself up. i thought i was just alone and then sure enough i fucking google it and find this shit. i am laughing so hard right now.

omfg one guy says how his kid had eaten 4 and was crop dusting the hallways at school. lmao. toooo much

crop duster: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (crop duster) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:33:06 +0000

Well I am not alone !! Thank you. I too have been blasting farts all over the place. These fiber one bars are soo good but the gas pain is tremendous !!! I have been eating one of these bars each morning for a couple of months. I always was a gassy dude so for a while I thought nothing of it. But I finally googled "gas pain from fiber" and found this sight. I have been laughing and farting for an hour, reading these posts.. Friggen hilarious... I will wean myself off of these evil treats... Oh well , a least my dog won't get blamed so often any more...

Megan: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Megan) — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 17:25:56 +0000

Damn you, General Mills! I have IBS, and these stupid bars just exacerbate the gas and diarrhea I already have.

Blast off: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Blast off) — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:34:06 +0000

Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard I cried reading this...and my husband is crying tears of joy that I finally discovered the culprit of my vile gas. All week he's been saying, "Something really must be wrong with your plumbing..."

I have had such bad flatulence this week that I've even refused to let him hug me...because it just squeezes out more gas!

Too bad I bought 2 more boxes this morning before reading this post! Never again!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sir Toots-a-Lot: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Sir Toots-a-Lot) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 19:26:30 +0000

Ate one and the rest of the box is going in the trash. They're delicious and I know they're nutritious, but after having one for breakfast and then being in the car with someone for the last 4 hours, being forced to stifle my need to expel, I know I never want to experience anything like that ever again in my life.

I thought something was wrong with me...but now I know I'm not alone...thanks for the laugh (now that I CAN laugh).

Frodo Baggins: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com (Frodo Baggins) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:39:55 +0000

So your saying an uneducated farm boy founded a church with over 14million people in it and wrote a book? All on his own?

byu suck me till my dick goes numb: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com (byu suck me till my dick goes numb) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:38:03 +0000

Mormors can be Mormons if your that stupid then fine but I'm not a mormon and I'm forced to go Bible thumping with my family. My probelem is how fucking stupid can you be oh I shit my pants and saw Jesus lets go make a bullshit deletion? If you cant get laid don't go say its in the name of religion its pathetic

oh no lol: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (oh no lol) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:02:35 +0000

omg, these posts are crazy but true. i too know the awful truth about fiber one bars. i had some a couple weeks ago and felt really gassy a while after eating them. i bought them because i don't make a whole lot of money and thought they'd be good for breakfast, because my undertsandin was that fiber makes you feel fuller longer, but i guess how it really works is it makes you feel so bloated and ugh that you won't want to eat anything the rest of the day. and it's not just limited to fiber one bars for me, it's also the crystal light + fiber packets that do the same thing. i didn't really put two and two together until this morning though. i was freaking out because i was thinking something else could be going on, but, as many others here, i goggled "does fiber one make you gassy" and lo and behold, hundreds of others experiencing the same discomfort. and it does not help to be working in a call center where everyone sits in rows of cubes.

Mr. Unsociable: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Mr. Unsociable) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:36:10 +0000

I am so glad I decided to google this. At some point this search is likely to cause the firm's IT folks a bunch of laughs, but I have been staying behind a locked office door for two weeks because of the 24/7 farting. Over Christmas my sister and brother in law suggested that I try this cereal over another I had been eating and actually gave me an almost full box to try. They probably laughed their asses off as they rid themselves of the culprit product. Don't get me wrong, it's by far the best cereal I've ever had and I got hooked and bought 3 more boxes. I will see them this weekend and see if they've recovered from their hernia yet for laughing so much. I used to be a outgoing and gregarious guy here in the office.. I need to stop eating this so I can start working again and billing some clients!

My Poor Toilet: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (My Poor Toilet) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:28:00 +0000

As I sit here on the toilet, freeing myself of what can be compared to the atomic bomb that was dropped on Heroshima in 1945, I have some how stumbled upon this gem of a website. Never having eaten a Fiber One bar, I was not prepared for the amount of pain and suffering that I went through today. At one point, about 4 hours after consumption, I literally thought that my stomach was going to implode.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who has experienced the wrath of a Fiber One bar. Friends, heed my warning... These bars should be handled with extreme care. If at any point during the day (or night, depending on when you consume one of these bars) you are not ready for an eruption so powerful that it will create shockwaves comparable to the 9.5 Chilean earthquake, stay away. Far away.

Pamela Fan: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Pamela Fan) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:06:16 +0000

omg lol how did that work out for you?

Pamela: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Pamela) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:54:53 +0000

I am just falling out of my seat from laughter, at all these posts! You guys are so funny! I can remember one morning, while brushing my teeth getting ready for the day, I let a LOUD one, that sent vibrations up my lower-most part of my back! It was that loud that I scared myself, and said, "Good heavens! I think I blew my ass out!" This was not related to these Fiber One bars, either, but after reading these posts, I ventured out and got three boxes, and had a carmel and oats bar; so good! I'm usually gassy, anyway on account of my high fiber diet, but these bars made me hungry! So, I imagine in an hour or so, I'll be happily in Fartville, ripping one after the other. Good thing I work alone at my job! Lol!

Lostprophet: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com (Lostprophet) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 07:55:28 +0000

The main problem with the mormon faith is the story of how it came to be, im fairly suprised by the vast # of people that stuck around after hearing that this amazing new religion was started by some under-educated dude reading gold plated with magic stones out of a hat. If that isnt bad enough upon being tested could not reproduce the same translation. Add in the misspelling and gramatical errors? Problem is "he wasnt translating anything, the stones were" and what is written on the plates is whats there give or take nothing so obviously there would be no change in translation. And if hes just copying down the translation shown in front of him that means god misspelled the words that are wrong? Seriously, and to think someone who is dumb enough to buy into all that is running to be the president? Give that r-tard a few child brides and make him president of salt lake city instead!

Sweet relief: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Sweet relief) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 05:38:32 +0000

Thank you, thank you, thank you! So glad I googled this today. I started eating Kashi Go lean a month or two ago as part of my 'I'm forty and I need to pay attention to my health' phase. The cereal is sooo gooood - especially with berries. But man...I have been flatulant beyond my wildest dreams since then. And never once did I suspect it because,after all, it is the healthy choice, right? There is bunch of it on the shelf at the supermarket - with no sign warning the general public of it's explosive results. I blamed every other food and recently began to worry that I had some awful medical condition. With a heavy heart I must toss this delicious monstrosity in the bin, before it ends my marraige.

fartology: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (fartology) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:15:20 +0000

OMG these things are gonna send me to divorce court. I can't quit farting my ass inside out and they have my hapless hubby searching the cabinet for the Bean-o now. That is like shutting the gate after the horses have all run out....too damn late. These things are from the BOWELS OF HELL (pun intended)....and like many bad things, they taste too damn good. It's either the bars or my hubby........hmmmmmm it's good to get revenge on my fart factory of a man. HA ha!!!!

WTF Fiber One?: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (WTF Fiber One?) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 04:30:41 +0000

I got a box of these on sale and thought I'd have easy, healthy breakfasts on my way out the door to go to work (I'm a music teacher). Good Lord, what a mistake! So glad I finally figured out what was going on, because all week I've been a huge, gassy mess! Today I was holding back through my entire lecture to my seventh graders, and finally let one loose when they left the room... but no, it wasn't just a fart. I actually sharted at work. And it was only 9:30 in the morning! I had to stay late today to teach a trombone lesson, so I couldn't get home and change pants until about 5:00. I was supposed to go to yoga tonight, but I can't imagine what would have happened if I had!

sour stomach: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (sour stomach) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:29:12 +0000

To think I swore off my favorite restaurant because I thought it was their food that was giving me the gas! I love Chipotle and was very sad thinking I would never be able to eat there again. I should have known because I've eaten there frequently and get a little gassy but never like I did the last time. I've just come to realize I had eaten Kashi Go Lean for breakfast that day too. I had terrible gas for three days straight! I just finished a very large box of Kashi today and have had candles burning in every room and have carried around a box of matches all day. I almost bought a 6-pack box from Amazon but read one reviewer said something about GI problems. It just clicked this morning and I'm so thankful to have made the connection before I wasted all that money and the respect of my family. My husband said the matches didn't even cover the smell of my gas and that is bad! I finally told him when he got home from work today, "I have bad news and good news. The bad news is I have really bad gas again today but the good news is I've found the culprit." Bad Kashi!!

Mika Rose: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Mika Rose) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:45:51 +0000

Thank you for posting this! My diet and gas were both smell free (at least to this volume) until I tried kashi two days ago. Thank goodness my gf is out of town, but maan, this gas could kill ANY romance. I am going to stop eating this immediately!!

Me too:): 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Me too:)) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 11:28:40 +0000

HILARIOUS! I was at work today and was so embarrrassed b/c my stomach wouldn't stop rumbling! I work in the healthcare profession and my GI system let out a line of multiple roars while talking with a patient-I had to excuse myself from the room:)

Thank Goodness Home Alone: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Thank Goodness Home Alone) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 07:15:26 +0000

I thought I had discovered the perfect snack and was set to stock up Fiber One Brownies. But then...the gas!! It was abnormal. Thank goodness I was at home for the long MLK weekend. The only thing that was different in my diet were these bars. Sure enough after googling "fiber one farts", I discovered this site and the long line of flatulence victims.

gasgirl: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (gasgirl) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:21:57 +0000

My husband sent me this article after I was kicked out of a meeting for my loud farts. I thought I was in need of medical attention!

MORMON INDOCTRINATION: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com (MORMON INDOCTRINATION) — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 07:53:29 +0000

Elder Matumbo, you really laid it all out. I also liked one of the earlier posters who stated that after he stopped believing and saw the lds church for what it is - dangerous. She agreed and hence a happy ending here. In my case, my wife insists on indoctrinating our children to the mormon faith. However, I may end up up a divorced man if I insist that we DON'T let the church indoctrinate our kids. That is what's fucked up about mormonism. It claims to be family oriented, but truly messes families up and breaks them apart. It retards families and therefore makes them retarded families.

atootie: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (atootie) — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:43:55 +0000

Took me two weeks to figure out what was wrong..... You know those people that can make their stomach roll as if doing a wave? I was at work and was looking down at the top of my stomach that was poked out abnormal large and could see the ripple effect. My co- worker even commented on it.

the truth: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com (the truth) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:40:21 +0000

legalize weed and illegalize mormonism

-the truth

ps mormons arent christians

cakeatmidnight: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com (cakeatmidnight) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:01:25 +0000

Amen Elder Matumbo, you Rock!

Elder Matumbo: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com (Elder Matumbo) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 02:55:38 +0000

So who ever said Mormons had a persecution complex?

Freedom of speech is also protected by the constitution, which gives everyone the right to express opinion about anything including religion… unless you are a mormon. The mormon leadership tells members “It's wrong to criticize leaders of the Church, even if the criticism is true” (Dallin Oakes moron apostle)

I vote Brian Nelson be put up on the pedestal of shining examples of arrogant mormon hypocrites right alongside joseph christ, jesus smith and tommy hooknose monson. Apparently, Brian is one of the “progressive mormons” that get to say fuck as long as it directed against anyone that has an opinion contrary to the opinion the church tells him he should have.

BTW why are you picking on disabled people by dumping their asses down in the gutter with us mormon haters?
It is far far greater thing to be a non-moron with an ass on the curb, than a moron with your head up your bishops ass. (and he likes it)

Colleen: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Colleen) — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:59:52 +0000

I swear I have been laughing my ass off reading these.

Brian Nelson: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com (Brian Nelson) — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:49:53 +0000

Guess what, I am a mormon that with tell you one thing that the rest of them will not. You, yes you are a fucking biggot and discriminate agaist people for their religion and use slanderous unscrupulous tactics. Wake the fuck up we are in america asshole. RELIGION IS PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION AND YOU CALL US RETARDS?? People who are disabled have more moral character that any of you fuck sticks. If mormons have any fault its that they don't kick your stuip fucking asses to the curb for being hateful douche bags. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it shit for brains.