Terry Steindel, are you serious? I don't mean to pick on this guy but check out his latest website. He has the language skills of a 4 year old child immigrant. Dude, if you know you are completely terrible with words and the English language, call ME! I will help you with your proof reading. Oh my God, what a complete idiot. Terry.... Who is advising you? Your sentences are similar to a dog smearing it's ass across the carpet and then licking it up. "YOU, sir... Are un-American!" Click here to look at this idiot's latest website. I've highlighted some mistakes I've found. Can you find more?

My Dog wasn't feeling well, so I waited over the weekend to schedule an appointment with the local vet... I scheduled early and made a definitive time to bring her in.
She was feeling much better when we arrived but the doctor asked me if it was ok to do an X-ray, blood test, etc...
Of course, I could spend one or two hundred dollars on my old dog...
I checked out of North Branch Veterinary clinic one hour later with a dog who was pretty much the same and a bill for $420!!!!! What the fuck? Nobody ever told me that bringing my dog in for a routine examination would cost half a grand! She is 15 years old and I made it very clear to him that I didn't want to do anything heroic.. How the hell could I drop half a grand on a dog I cared (at the most) $100 about?
They ripped me off... they ran a bunch of tests that were neither asked or approved for. I am sure when they buy their new boats for their cabins they feel really good but $500 is a LOT of money for a 30 minute diagnosis.
To add insult to injury, he gave me an estimate for another $1000 worth of "exploratory surgery".
What a crock and what a bunch of money grubbing-thief assholes.... Don't EVER take your dog here. They will rack up a HUGE bill and will not let you leave until you pay it.
Fuck you North Branch Veterinary. Lick my hairy ass. If I had dealt with you before I wouldn't have been ripped off by your overcharging asshole antics.
Here is a picture of me at the cashier during my first visit to this "pooch paradise". Notice the uncomfortable situation they put me in. No mercy, and no lube.

Follow up by chiree@northbranchvet.com

"I would like to have the review that was posted on Aug 24th about North Branch Veterinary Hosp. removed from this sight (sic). The post has a very sexually inappropriate picture and is extremely graphic."

Just wanted to give a big shoutout to my local Applebees. Their drinks suck. I sent a salt filled "margarita" back the other day and they told me that I shouldn't have asked for salt. WTF? Everyone enjoys a little salt on the rim of their margarita but I didn't ask for Lot's wife to fall into my glass.
Disgustingly weak and overpriced drinks, and semi-edible food.
"One and a half ounces of Tequila is all we can legally put in a drink... Bullshit...
When they are not busy serving infants Tequila by mistake they are harassing legal drinking-age folks from getting a good drink.
Everything that comes out of your fryer tastes the same.
Every drink that comes out of your bar tastes like piss.
Fuck you Applebees.

Ok... So maybe the tickets were free.
I don't normally spend my time talking or thinking about psychics or their proclaimed abilities, but last night I saw a guy that really takes home the "Gay Psychic Pissflap Award".
This fucking retarded pickle-kissing ass ramming shithead actually stood there with a straight face and told mothers that had lost their sons and people that were addicted to drugs, that they had evil "drug" or "suicide" spirits in them. "Do you feel your face getting warm, DO YOU FEEL YOUR FACE GETTING WARM? That's the spirits leaving your bodies. Now snap they're gone. Do you feel that? The warmness in your feet? Huh? Now you're better"... "Seriously ass monkey?", I thought to myself. "Seriously?"
Oh but it got better. This Mushroom-haired waterhead gave people advice... Like REAL advice, on things that he should NEVER be giving advice on. Topics like "I have a feeling my x will kill me". Guess what you precocious prick. We have a thing called "Law Enforcement", and we pay for them with our taxes. You actually agreed with her after she said "I feel like my X is going to kill me" with the statement, "Oh yeah he will".
People came to the microphone crying having just lost a loved one to suicide. He "helped" them by talking about chariots and "angels that swore" taking their loved ones to heaven because "he" had helped.
I guess this crook has some kind of 'in' with the big guy upstairs. After all; if there is a God, I am sure he picked a huge white afro wig-wearing, delusional, money-gubbing, potty-mouthed perverted asshole to do his bidding.
It would be one thing if he told people he was an entertainer, and nothing more... If he was even a half-ass good entertainer.
Unbearable. I met a lady in the hallway that stated, "Can you believe how horrible this is?"

Ok boys and girls... New mission. I want to collect all of the shitty toilet shots from your stool.
We need to collect your people droppings in digital format.
I want to know A) The country you are from B) Your profession, and C) Any special diet you are on and / or if you have a specific diet / intake preference.
Please send all photos to foxisevil@gmail.com and share your shit! Every poop counts. Please "pass on" your photos and we will give you credit.
With nearly 50,000 visitors per month, I think this mostly scientific study will be a "gas" to the medical community!
POOP ON!!!!
TK (Admin)

Congratulation to our first poo-poster! Amanda from NSW, Australia. She mostly eats grains and nuts and spends a lot of her time base jumping!!! Rock on, Amanda, thank you!












12-31-09 2:11 AM CST - Jim, from New Jersey, is a strong, proud, 30 year old pipe layer from New Jersey that enjoys vendor hot dogs and Wendy's... Thanks Jim for the quick response!

Is this Brett Favre's cock? You decide...

Shocking photos of Rick Sanchez were released Saturday night via the AP. The newly unsurfaced photos show the untouched photos of Sanchez holding a young Elian Gonzalez at gun point.
"I may call people a bigot, and I may accuse the Jews of running CNN, but at least I'm not too much of a Cuban to point a loaded semi-automatic gun at a Cuban's infant's skull", proclaimed Sanchez during a phone interview Sunday morning.
Sanchez, a CNN hero for his bi-lingual reporting and his no nonsense style of journalism continued, "All Jews and Heebs and Whops and niggers should leave me alone. I've done my part for my country, and they should do their part. Take one of your own and point a rifle at it's head. It is so exhilarating."
Sanchez, recently fired from his long standing role as the afternoon anchorman at the internationally syndicated CNN apologized to his wife and kids during this interview.
"I am sorry that bigot Jon Stewart got me fired. I'm sorry all of those Jews had me crucified, just like Christ."
"Who else can cover a Mexican standoff like I can? I can translate instantly to Americans the English version of a hostage standoff. Statistics have shown that I can say 'there I shot her' in less than two seconds after the hostage taker has actually killed the hostage on live TV. Who are they going to replace me with? Cheech Marin?"
Sanchez will be missed.