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Pastor Fred Winters enjoying hell a lot more than he thought.

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Pastor Fred Winters at gay pride Parade.
Recently assassinated Baptist Illinois preacher Fred Winters was relaxing comfortably in hell, it was reported Sunday night.
"Man, look who has cake all over his face", stated Winters in an exclusive interview from the Eastern portion of Hades. "I was wrong all along, these fags are fab-o-licous!"
"All these homos I've personally condemned to eternal pain and suffering for eternity knew something I didn't - that a hell full of gay guys with balloons and floats would be FAB-U-LOUS!!!", Winters exclaimed in a melodic tone.
During the daily Gay Pride March through the Underworld, Winters expressed his disillusionment with the whole situation, stating, "All of these fags and abortionists had it right! They are party animals. I have been living a boring, depressing, and utterly unfulfilling existence. My murder may have seemed like a scene from the Matrix, but this afterlife is totally like a scene from the Gay-trix", Winters giggled while waving at a rainbow colored float full of gay damned male souls partying and having fun on a gay colored rainbow float.
"THIS TOTALLY ROCKS!!!"

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  1. Anonymous says:
    03/11/2009 04:12:21 PM

    You People are really sick Pastor Fred Was RIGHT!

  2. Hilarious says:
    04/01/2009 07:51:42 PM

    This is Hilarious. Incredible. Although, I'm pretty sure hell doesn't actually exist, I'm glad its like Chelsey, NY, or West Hollywood, or Hilcrest, San Diego.

  3. Anon says:
    04/06/2009 03:55:34 AM

    From Day One I thought that Terry Sedlacek targeted and killed Winters bc he abused him as a teen. 1. Cops aren't saying anything about motive, they are keeping quiet. 2. Sedlacek's parent's said that in his junior year of high school Terry became extremely withdrawn etc. 3. The Lyme disease is a crock. Lyme disease would NOT cause someone to plan and slaughter someone and then try to take his own life. 4. Cops are keeping quiet on WHAT exactly was on that voice recording of Sedlacek to Winters. I think it will all come out during the trial, if Sedlacek doesn't cop a plea first.

  4. Anon says:
    04/06/2009 03:58:37 AM

    From Day One I thought that Terry Sedlacek targeted and killed Winters bc he abused him as a teen. 1. Cops aren't saying anything about motive, they are keeping quiet. 2. Sedlacek's parent's said that in his junior year of high school Terry became extremely withdrawn etc. 3. The Lyme disease is a crock. Lyme disease would NOT cause someone to plan and slaughter someone and then try to take his own life. 4. Cops are keeping quiet on WHAT exactly was on that voice recording of Sedlacek to Winters. I think it will all come out during the trial, if Sedlacek doesn't cop a plea first. 5. That wife looks and sounds like a complete IDIOT zombie and Winters to me looks and sounds gay. Even tho he apparently spoke out against gays.? If this is the case, it's very common for people in the public eye to denounce this. aka: HYPOCRIT

  5. westabot says:
    07/22/2009 07:24:49 AM

    I knew Pastor Fred and he was as good as any human being can possibly be. He, his family, and his church were the real deal! We live in an evil world and Satan is working harder than ever because his time is short. Our Lord will return soon.
    The people on this site have no idea what they are going to face if they do not repent of their ways and turn and ask God for forgiveness through what his son Jesus did for them on the cross. There is a hell and there is a heaven and I know Fred is in heaven as sure as I know that withing each of you gay people there is a dark empty soul that is seeking only to feel true love. That love comes only from Jesus. You will not know if you just keep condemning believer of the bible and not seek out the truth for yourself. Just read the bible and speak to God; he will hear you.
    About Sedlacek, Fred never knew this young man. If he had maybe the young would have received the help he needed. He was on medication for mental illness and I believe his mother was having a hard time accepting that her good looking young son who should just be beginning life had such a problem. I am sure you understand parents who do not want to see their children in any way other than as they picture them to be. Our church, First Baptist of Maryville, Il (www.fbmaryville.org) continues to pray for Terry Sedlacek and his family. We pray for you too--in the love of Christ.

  6. westabot says:
    07/22/2009 07:36:24 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfUBY11DXHY&feature=related

  7. Craig Dawson says:
    02/21/2011 09:28:41 PM

    This is so wrong... Please repent and ask the Lord to meet you. This grieves the Holy Spirit and I pray that you will be shown mercy and given an oppurtunity to see that you need salvation. Jesus loves you, because of that He provided atonement for your sin. The wrath of God against your sin was dispensed upon Jesus at the cross but if you do not repent the wrath of God for your sin will be dispensed upon you and you will go to Hell for eternity.

    I beg of you to seek truth and not just air your opinion...

  8. Anonymous says:
    07/08/2011 10:15:21 PM

    Ugh.

    I enjoy offensive humor as much as the next guy, but this shit is WAY over the line, as is a lot of the other stuff on this site. Fred was a friend of mine. He was not a hatemongerer, nor did he compromise his beliefs. He was, in every sense of the word, a good man.

    I sincerely hope that those that read this don't believe a word of it, from the blatant statement that his life was unfulfilling to the more subtle statement that this man would EVER use such an offensive word as "fag." If you honestly think any single word of this is true, go fuck yourself. If you don't, enjoy the joke and then take long look at how twisted your sense of humor is. You may need some help.

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